Didn't watch much of the Browns game tonight, because Turner was showing "Double Indemnity". My Mom was a huge Barabara Stanwyck fan and turned me onto this flick years ago. I urge you to take a look at this one. A new double-disc DVD is out, so it might be worth the 2-hour time investment.

Stellar performances by Stanwyck, Edward G. Robinson and Fred MacMurray in his pre-Flubber days. Good stuff.

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Keith Olbermann delivers an outstanding attack on Donald Rumsfeld. Can't say it any better.

The Village Voice fired Robert Christgau. That's a statement I thought I'd never type.

Carolyn got fired. That can't be good for business.

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How did I miss this chess cheating scandal? Maybe because steroids were not involved.

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20 Across: '70s TV costar with Demond (4 letters) Answer: Redd

How come no attention is going Hurricane John's way? You'd think with Ernesto flaming out, John (or Juan) would be there for our hurricane fix. Acapulco and Cabo San Lucas are in its path. I mean, he is a Category 4. Apparently, Mexico need not apply for coverage.

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Great. Now we're fat, too. If you've been at the Parma Target lately, I think it's the testing area.

Spin comes up with a list of the 25 hottest live bands now. Surprising omission is the Foo Fighters. Interesting that Mars Volta opens up for the Red Hot Chili Peppers. Of course, Spin makes you buy the issue to get the Top 10. Here they are:

10. The Dirtbombs
9. Prince
8. The Hives
7. Green Day
6. White Stripes
5. Radiohead
4. Red Hot Chili Peppers
3. Arcade Fire
2. The Stooges
1. U2

Jeezy creezy. Scarlett Johansson is still only 21-years old. She's great. Saw her recently on the HD channel in "Lost in Translation" again. Stunning performance and maturity for a young pup.

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Good God! The Indians have been a party to a couple of the decade's worst hitting performances. Brandon Phillips in 2003 and Einar Diaz in 2002. For good measure, we picked up Ronnie Belliard soon after his bad year. Good to see Homer "Misnomer" Bush in the lead.

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6 Down: She played C.J. in "Baywatch" (6 letters) Answer: Pamela

Here are some things that I've tried lately (besides my onion dome and olive spoon) that I thought deserved a chance:

Sushi from Giant Eagle. Yes. I know, I know, why not go somewhere a little more authentic? Like Heinen's. Well, I've been craving it lately and I left my turkey sammie at home today, so I had motive and opportunity. The advantage to working near the Hudson-Stow border is they have a Sushi Chef on site and they don't ship it in. I opted for the tuna roll and inhaled it. It was pretty good.

Diet Pepsi Jazz, Strawberries and Cream. "Indulge Your Senses" it sayeth on the bottle. The worst name/slogan for a pop, remember, it's a pop, in a long time. But pretty tasty, as far as strawberry flavored stuff goes. It falls in line with the fact I can have strawberry flavored stuff, but don't like to eat real strawberries. Yes, I am an idiot.

Diet Lipton Green Tea with Citrus. Liquid crack, as far as I'm concerned. Can't get enough of it. I've even mainlined the Diet with Mixed Berry in a pinch.

Barq's Floatz. I got these during a weak "What the hell, it's a BOGO." moment. These are little ice cream cups with a frozen root beer float in them. The downside is they are not very big and there is a huge temptation to eat 2, perhaps 6 at a time. It's not necessary, but I softened them up in the microwave for a few seconds and they came out OK. Not the greatest, but not bad.

Skippy Natural Creamy Peanut Butter. The good thing is it's a natural that you don't have to stir. I think I'm missing something because when I compare the labels of this and Regular Creamy, I see no difference. But since it's peanut butter, it's gots to be good. And it is.

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We are the 7th drunkest city in the U.S. Hard to imagine in a land of $10 Moscow Mules and $35 pitchers of Margaritas. PBR me.

Not hard to believe is the fact we live in America's poorest city once again. We have regained the title. One in three below the poverty line. One in three. Incredible.

Can a light bulb change the world? The answer is yes. A favorite joke: "How many bodybuilders does it take to change a light bulb?" "Five. One to change the bulb and four to shout, "You're huge, man! You're huge!"

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An animated video you don't see very often is Pearl Jam's "Evolution". This was directed by Todd McFarlane, who we remember for other things these days. Things to look for include the dancin' Cartoon Chick, and a whole bunch of stuff that blows up real good. But there are images that are somewhat disturbing and maybe that resulted in less airplay. But I like it. Remember, "It's evolution, baby!"

Pearl Jam-"Evolution"



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I'm fairly certain that the crazy Cypriot, Marcos Baghdatis, is going to end Andre Agassi's career at his next match at the U.S. Open. A true "Loser Goes Home" match if there ever was one. But we can still watch the Top 10 Agassi commercials.

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24 Across: "Stars and Stripes" composer (5 letters) Answer: Sousa

OK, the weirdest guy you'll see this year will not be charged in the JonBenet case. What an incredible waste of time the media outlets spent on this one. I just thought the dude figured out this was an easy way to get back to the States. What will Nancy Grace do now?

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I cannot stand Evanescence. Great title on the song, "Call Me When You're Sober", but they suck. I've been hearing The Killers song, "When You Were Young", a lot lately and I like that very much.

Hey, it's stuff about your birthday. I'm a Life Path 4 guy: "You are one of the most trustworthy, practical, and down-to-earth of individuals; the cornerstone members of society." You bet! I get along with 6's and 7's, whatever they do.

Here is a list of the most-viewed Wikipedia pages for August. Not many times will you see Morocco, Jeff Hardy and "List of big-bust models and performers" on the same chart.

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People really hate Skip Bayless. But everyone likes Charles Barkley. Especially when he buys drinks.

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46 Across: Actress Lords or Bingham (5 letters) Answer: Traci or Traci (Hey now!)

Outside of Randy Lerner's King-like reception ("Join the Randylution") at today's Aston Villa match, it was another typical Sunday. I yelled at a guy at the bakery, right in the shadow of St. Rocco's. Sorry about that, Rocky. Giant Eagle decided to clean their meat and cheese shelves while I was there, limiting the selection of meat products I wanted to buy. And I got to see homeless guy dipping his arm way down into the garbage cans numerous times near the Stadium. And I don't think he was looking for autographs. Probably got some Stadium Mustard though.

Last night, my Dad and I saw one of my all-time favorite movies at the Palace, "The French Connection", on the big screen. Two Bugs Bunny toons preceded it. Excellent prints of all the films, as well. I like Hackmann in this role as Popeye Doyle. The way it was filmed was rather revolutionary at the time. Big-time documentary feel with lots of handhelds used. Good to see it again.

One of my favorites was the scene where the chemist test the heroin:

"Blast off - one eight O.
Two hundred - Good Housekeeping Seal of Approval.
Two ten - US Government certified.
Two twenty - lunar trajectory, junk of the month club, sirloin steak.
Two thirty - Grade A poison.
Absolute dynamite. Eighty-nine percent pure junk. Best I've ever seen. If the rest is like this, you'll be dealing on this load for two years."

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I thought Harry Shearer had an interesting "Le Show" today. A rerun of a good discussion about Katrina with the Deputy Director of the LSU Hurricane Center regarding the Corps of Engineers, the scope of the damage, the idea of "tent cities" after a disaster, etc. Nice time investment.

If you think you like or want to like 20th-century music, here is a good place to start to listen to the best pieces. Copland made the list but not with "Beef, It's What for Dinner".

I thought this a rather unique art exhibit. Photographing toy baseball figures. No bobbleheads. I'd volunteer my Higgy bobblehead for that exhibit. I love Higgy.

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With "Invincible" now on the big screen, a look back at the best football movies. Hey, no "Something for Joey"? That one made me weep.

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None, it was Lazy Sunday.

I wish I could hire "the announcer guy from the movies" to say “I have to take care of a bunch of shit”. I got a head start this a.m. by taking the old Scion xB for a checkup. I knew I had to do it eventually, but the diagnosis is I have to order some tires and get the brakes taken care of. I’ve got over 42,500 miles on that car since June of ’04. Yeah, they pile up fast. That took care of my early morning and I was done there by 8:35. Gotta go back next week.

After that, it's the wait for the air conditioning guy to come over. I had a small leak, which I think is just water. It’s beyond condensation, so I had to make the call. At least I thought it was water, but it may be some sort of colored liquid that may be poisonous. Not sure. Well, it's 1:00 and I am still waiting.

In the interim, I went to my Dad's for lawn trimming. BTW, he got an excellent report from his cardiologist. He told him he was doing fine, keep doing what you're doing and if you wanna schedule your back surgery now, go right ahead. I think it threw a curve ball at him, because he thought the back would be on hold for a while. Not clear how long he wants to wait before having another surgery.

Tomorrow, it continues...

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Those career women are nothin' but poison. Never trust a big briefcase and a smile.

If you feel like yelling about some place in Cleveland, try yelp.com. One guy seems to be yelping about food a lot.

William H. Macy says, "Enough is Enough! I've had it with these motherfuckin' actors showing up late on this motherfuckin' set."

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Albert Belle goes to the pokey. Was the most feared slugger I've ever seen and apparently it continues off the field, as well. When your wife isn't a credible witness, you've got problems.

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17 Across: 1939 debut (6 letters) Answer: Batman

Seems like these laptop batteries are the new summer shark story of 2006. I guess some people have had trouble, but is it widespread? I realize it's probably the threat of something happening as opposed to actual incidents, so that's a relief. But, why now and not earlier? Maybe Big Computer got a call from Big Tobacco.

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Fitness equipment or sex toy? I'm available for further test discussions.

How can Pluto be kicked to the curb like that? Demoted from planet status. Sheesh.

Nick Hornby tells us how to read. Pick something you'd like, for starters.

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Randy Lerner takes over Aston Villa.

But the big EPL story is Ben Thatcher's hit on Pedro Mendes. His elbow caused Mendes to have seizures, right there on the pitch. I saw a replay. Not good. Cops may get involved. Not good.

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47 Across: Ingrid's "Notorious" costar (4 letters) Answer: Cary (Turner with a bunch of Cary Grant movies on Saturday)

I was watching the PGA Championship a little bit the other day and I noticed CBS was really advertising the arrival of Katie Couric during the tournament. Which made me wonder how many people actually watch the evening news anymore. It seems that I drift once in a while to cable, where the delivery is at least more entertaining and the reports have the ability to be a bit longer, but more often the Internet.

Neal Gabler details the marketing of news anchors, particularly Anderson Cooper. Sort of a celebrity-as-anchor piece, but shows how few people actually watch the news, especially younger folk, despite the hype.

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Looks like "Survivor" stirs up the racial pot. They are separating the contestants into racial tribes. I'm not sure what to think about that.

The Toronto Film Festival is picking up steam. 107 premieres on this year's docket. No snakes though.

Jamie Gold won $12 million at this year's World Series of Poker. But he promised to split his winnings with another guy. That guy wonders where Jamie Gold went with his portion of the prize money. That would be $6 million.

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The Tigers look like they have righted the ship and will continue toward the playoffs. But, man, are their playoff tickets expensive.

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57 Across: Actress Skye (4 letters) Answer: Ione "Take me to your secular world."

I hope you get a chance to see Spike Lee's Katrina doc on HBO. Told by some of the people who lived through it, I think it's powerful stuff. To see those poor people floating in the water or dead on the streets well after the fact, really gets the blood boiling. 4 hours total, probably will show up On Demand soon.

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Tom and Jerry, well at least Tom and a rival, once smoked in a cartoon. Not sure if they inhaled. But that episode is now banned.

Today it's a Maddenoliday. I don't play video games, but props to EA. They do an outstanding job of hyping this thing and delivering a great title every year.

Since it's back-to-school time, here are 10 things you must learn this year. Plus one of my own, learn how to park on the street, it saves you money.

Video of the Week

Here's a rarity. I think it's "catchy, not pitchy", because we all know it's no fun being an illegal alien. Each time I see this, I wonder if this would get greenlit these days. I mean it "borders" on being very politically incorrect. Things to look for: Phil Collins' bad accent, his "over the border" line slays me, noted Genesis choregraphy by walking in sync...sort of.

Genesis-"Illegal Alien"



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I've got some hoops news. I was a winner in the NCAA's lottery for the Women's Final Four next April. It was kinda funny, as they sent me a follow-up e-mail that said their mail-merge didn't work. I was still a winner, but every letter they sent had the first name incorrect. I looked again and sure enough, they had my first name as "Alfred".

Cleveland State finally released their schedule for men's basketball. The most attractive home games are against George Mason and Kent. They even sneak in a league game in early December for the first time. The usual jabrones show up on the schedule with John Carroll and Notre Dame College represented. I have re-upped again and I'm excited about the team this year. Of course, I'm like that every year at this time.

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4 Down: Opponent of Deep Blue, IBM's chess computer (8 letters) Answer: Kasparov

Today started off normally enough. My brother and I took in the first Sunday match of the English Premier League on Fox Soccer Channel. Of course, this required the big breakfast consisting of the Jimmy Dean Skillet. That didn't require much eating the rest of the day as Chelsea won 3-nil over Manchester City. Anytime you can make fun of a guy named Dickov, it's all good. He's a man of smaller stature for City who somehow got a yellow card on a corner, as everyone was jostling for position. Quite the hoot. Chelsea looked in good form, dominating the match, even with Jose Morinho's short hair.

But then I got the call from Best Friend at halftime to see "Snakes on a Plane". Several of us dipped into our stoner pockets and got the money to go. It is one of the best B-movies out there. You need to go with your favorite movie-loving friends to view this one. No one cares about any comments you make, because everyone is doing the same. If all movies were like this, attendance would be through the roof. Don't get hung up on plot points or anything else and roll with the stupidity that is this flick. You can also apply the signature line, "Enough is enough! I have had it with these motherfuckin' SNAKES on this motherfuckin' PLANE!" to vitually any real-life situation. It's a great time with friends.

Look for the articles that bash the box office on this one. Phrases like "internet hype" and "disappointing results" will be the headlines this week. Frankly, I don't care, it was fun.

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New Hampshire isn't exactly thrilled with the Democrats messing around with the primary season. They will do just about anything to remain first.

Folks aren't too sure the government learned anything from Katrina. And if you think you can hide in Nawlins, think again.

Here's an interesting look at the top 10 most beautiful cellphones. And, yes, the Chocolate weighs in at Number 2. Personally, the O2 Ice looks good to me.

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Tiger Woods adds the 12th major to his trophy case, the PGA Championship at Medinah. Where's Phil?

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None, it's a Sunday.

Randomness from last night's Browns home game:

Sort of an odd deal last night. On-street parking was horrendous as West 9th has the bagged meters because CPD is using that as the alternate for Ontario traffic. Had to park near Tower City. Gale was working at Tower City, so we went to the Map Room on 9th for some dogs ahead of the game. Saw Reggie Langhorne coming out of Blue Point before the game. We left at halftime, because, well, I refuse to cooperate with management by watching fourth and fifth stringers play while I pay full fare. Anyhow, this allowed us the chance to ride the Rapid back to Tower City for $1.75. This is the first time I've been on public transportation locally in quite a while. But it enabled easy access to The Harp for some chow.

The weather was pretty humid.

The giveaway: There was none.

It smelled under the Shoreway Bridge at West 3rd and I didn't see any dead fish.

The Browns are not very good on offense right now. I'm still uncomfortable with Maurice Carthon as coordinator. We have weapons, man, use them! Bright spot was Jerome Harrison, the fifth-round running back. On defense, it's a little better. Wimbley looks like an unbelievable physical specimen in person. He reminds me of some of those tall, thin pass rushing ends of the past, like a Sean Jones. He may be what we thought Courtney Brown was gonna be. I need a bigger TV to view Ted Washington though. My goodness, he is resembling Refrigerator Perry these days, but I must say, he seems to occupy two people on almost every play he's in there. Linebacking, in theory, should be easier with him in there. Mason Unck is still a Brown, BTW.

No markings on the field in either endzone or at midfield. Methinks it has something to do with the Browns 60th anniversary and they do not want to tip their hand.

No G.E. Smith Band! Perhaps they are gearing up for a version of "The Anniversary Waltz".

Tame crowd in Section 345. One drunk latecomer, but that was about it. Lots of Carthon complaining though.

Best line from me: "Hey, you know it's a preseason game when the escalator is working." Needless to say, as soon as we got on it, it died. So, we had to walk up the escalator. Again.

Oddest Browns jersey: Too many people had their own names on the back. That's a no-no.

New vendor item: Roasted almonds.

Best shirt: A 14-year old kid wearing a shirt that said, "No, really. I'm in college."

The aforementioned chili dog at the Map Room was kosher and really good.

The Village Idiot, Jeff Tanchak, has been replaced by Marky Nolan.

Best Browns play: I thought Reuben Droughns ripped off a nice run in the first quarter.

Worst Browns play: The Frye interception was pretty fugly.

Stats: Meaningless.

The Browns won 20-16. Whoopee.

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Looks like L.A. wants to clean up Skid Row. But where will all the drug dealers go?

Here are the five most obviously drug-fueled appearances ever on TV. Crispin Glover, James Brown, an AFV studio audience, Klaus Kinski and Richard Pryor. Quite the hot tub.

This guy got stuck in a vat of chocolate, Sweet.

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Marion Jones is a doper. This time, a confirmed doper. She's had the taint for a while. Now, it's done.

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30 Across: Composer Bernstein (5 letters) Answer: Elmer

Last night, I ventured over to HOB with S. to see Chris Isaak. He's a pretty good entertainer, evidenced by the back of one of his guitars that read "Thanks a lot". His band has been together for 20 years and it shows. A very cohesive unit and they play around a lot. They even had a "guitar army" thing going. Starts off the show with some up-tempo stuff. Then slides into the "rock portion" of the setlist. Little stage rearrangement and the acoustic songs come out. Then he closes with some more fast tunes. He was on his way to NYC to co-host "Regis and Kelly" today.

The sound was really washed out though. Probably the worst I've heard at HOB. But he disposed of "Wicked Game" pretty early. Did a bang up job on "Baby Did a Bad Bad Thing", which is one of my favorites. And also on "Somebody's Crying". Had a little Elvis tribute on the anniversary of his death with some "Don't Be Cruel" and did a cover of "I Want You to Want Me", which provided a respite from my Cheap Trick jones.

However, I was able to partake of many alcohol groups. Bourbon, beer and the discovery of the evening, the Moscow Mule. This is ginger beer with vodka and some limes. Madre de dios, is that good! However, they were $10 a pop. I repeat...$10 a pop. Seem to have had way too many of them when the bill arrived. Whoops.

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Several of us went to see "Monty Python and the Holy Grail" at the Palace. It holds up pretty well. I had not seen it quite sometime and it made me laugh quite a bit. There was a guy with a unique laugh behind me that just set me off at times. The short was a Three Stooges clip, so that was right up my alley.

But I have to mention Otto Moser's, where the service was really slow. The bartender would ignore most of her customers for minutes on end. I knew I was in trouble when it took me about 5 minutes for my first beer. The food was OK, I had an open-faced roast beef with undone fries, but the drink service was abysmal. This urban individual sat next to me and he waited even longer for his first beer. I was gonna ask him if it reminded him of Denny's, but I didn't know how he would react. The bartender must be one of those who relies on her 4 or 5 regulars where she can spend time with them and then drink with them. Amazing.

O.J. told us we'd find the real killer. Unfortunately, it was the creepiest guy you'll see all year, and it was the JonBenet murder.

There is a Fantasia movie. Yes, the "American Idol" Fantasia. And she acts in it, even though I thought she was a singer.

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Formula One returns to Indy for one more year. It's a shame if that race disappears from the circuit.

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1 Across: Winningest lefthanded pitcher (5 letters) Answer: Spahn

While sitting here wondering why Gerald Ford ends up in the hospital every week, only to sneak out later, I paid some bills today and realized I got my major credit card debt down to zero. As in nada, nil, a bagel, if you will. That's a great feeling. Especially with a new credit score coming next month.

OK, so it's like eating nothing but salads ten days before a doctor appointment, but it works. Speaking of doctors, I took advice from mine and have been icing my elbow every day and it seems to be helping it. I've joked for months that I have "frozen elbow" and finally mentioned it to a medical professional, fully expecting x-rays and a treatment plan. He told me to ice it. I figured I'd try it and initially had no hope, but it seems to be responding. Still not 100%, but tolerable now.

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CBS joins the streaming party. Now if we could just get more HD channels. Hey, I finally discovered I now have NBA TV.

Nature is so-o-o-o sexy. In a National Geographic kind of way.

Did you know that Bill Elliott has a beef jerky product? Available at Wal-Marts near the race tracks. Honest.

Video of the Week

"Wishing Well" was first out of the box for old Terence Trent D'Arby. This video showed a lot of promise. First off, a really neat tune. The bass player looks like the coolest guy in the state, let alone the room. Then we have a chick with a Genevieve Bujold/Katarina Witt thing going on, I think his girlfriend at the time. What's with his badge? And listen for the "bells ring". Little did we know this guy's ego would effectively kill his career.

Terence Trent D'Arby-"Wishing Well"



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Dr. Z chimes in with some NFL observations. I guess we still suck, but it's always a good read when Seattle's Lofa Tatupu gets mentioned. But good news, the preseason games, even with all the substitutions, are clocking in at an average of 2:55. That's unheard of.

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14 Across: Folk singer Guthrie (4 letters) Answer: Arlo

Tony Kornheiser is kicking butt on Monday Night Football tonight. Joe Theismann uttered perhaps the most moronic statement I've ever heard. He claimed the new Raider offensive coordinator, who had been running a Bed & Breakfast and had been out of football for seven years, was actually in a better position of returning to the NFL than Hall-of-Famer Joe Gibbs in his return a couple of years ago. Thank God, Mr. Tony called him on it.

Time for the Little League World Series. We haven't got to Williamsport yet and we already have controversy. We had a forfeit because one team forgot to bat a kid. The winning team had to forfeit. Kids cried.

And last week, we found out about Cancer Boy. Again, kids cried.

Ain't it great?

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The Boy George "I Love New York" campaign. In picture form.

Websites that changed the world. I'm sure you've visited most of them.

Here are the Fox NFL broadcast teams for this year. Joe Buck now hosts the pregame. Looks like Bill Maas didn't make the cut.

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Randy Lerner done went and got himself an EPL soccer club, Aston Villa (read the former coaches' quotes). It seems their former Chairman, "Deadly" Doug Ellis, is kind of a Larry Dolan-Art Modell combo. Villa has virtually no debt, but Ellis wouldn't spend any money.

Aston Villa supporters are ecstatic. I think Lerner has a good eye for this team, because he can spend some cash (great TV deals coming), get more fan involvement, and participate in a turnaround of the franchise.

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1 Down: Hugh who plays House on "House" (6 letters) Answer: Laurie

After attending the Burning River Fest yesterday, it makes sense to visit Wendy Park more often. The festival itself was better logistically, because you could roam around with your beer. OK, that was an exteremly selfish reason for liking it. But they interspersed the booths between environmental concerns, food, and arts and crafts. So that gave the vendors a fair shot on attracting people.

But the neat thing about the place is you get different vistas of the city instead of the same old, same old, that you see every day. I thought it was well attended and looked like a success.

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"Weeds" starts its second season on Showtime tomorrow. It is one of my favorites. Justin Kirk as Andy is hilarious.

You don't really pay any attention to rules in sports until they affect your team. Thanks to Dwayne Rudd for pointing that out. Here are the NFL rules changes for this year. Most of them we won't notice, but you can bet the Browns will commit the more obscure fouls.

Doh! Homer Simpson is banned in China from 5:00 to 8:00 p.m. This reminds me of the "Canadian Content" rule for their radio stations. Have to protect your own artists, even if they suck. Not sure if the Canadian law still exists.

Jules Winnfield, Puckhead



Since Samuel L. will be kicking asp soon, I thought it appropriate to rerun this. Look for the "Inglewood Jack".

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I wake up today and we have no Americans as heavyweight champions. Wait a minute, Oleg Maskaev is an American citizen. Never mind. Travis Hafner is also an American and is still slam happy. That was his 6th grand slam of the year, tying Don Mattingly's record. Hafner is a pretty humble star, but he can have some really funny quotes at times.

BTW, Grady Sizemore with an absolutely sweet swing for a homer in Game 2 on Saturday. He'll have centerfield locked down for quite a while. Yes, went out on a limb for that prediction.

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None, it was an "I forgot to name a NASCAR fantasy lineup" Sunday.

Here's what I've been listening to lately.

Newer stuff:

"Take Me Back To Your House"/Basement Jaxx (The best "banjo house" song ever)
"Black Swan"/Thom Yorke (The phrase "fucked up" used a bit)
"Supermassive Black Hole"/Muse
"Original Fire"/Audioslave

Other Stuff:

"Snow (Hey Oh)"/Red Hot Chili Peppers
"Subterranean Homesick Blues"/Bob Dylan
"Jerry Was A Race Car Driver"/Primus
"Erase/Rewind"/The Cardigans
"Six Underground"/Sneaker Pimps
"Beyond Belief"/Elvis Costello
"Pulse"/Psychedelic Furs
"Date Rape"/Sublime
"Pictures of You"/The Cure
"Sister Disco"/The Who
"Step It Up"/Stereo MCs
"Hang On To Your Life"/The Guess Who
"Fell In Love With a Girl"/The White Stripes

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Items from the Unabomber are up for auction. I want the hoodie. Or is that evidence?

We are producing boatloads of corn. Soybeans, not so good.

Looks like it's time for the annual Perseid Meteor Shower. Damn, is this summer flying by. It seems like just yesterday I was ignoring everyone on my birthday.

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Went to last night's Indians game. A yawner except that we tried Applestix for the first time. Not bad. And damn Onion, slumping worse than Travis Hafner, keeps losing Hot Dog Derby.

Grady Sizemore hits a triple in the 9th to clear the bases. Tribe wins, 4-3, I think we are now 26 games out of it.

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None. I'm protesting the fact the Plain Dealer put Monday's puzzles in today's paper. Last time I checked it was a Saturday. Pleasure Robbers!

I was watching this old PBS special on class and one line really stuck out. This kid was talking about cliques at his high school. He was definitely a nerd, but a hilarious one. You know the type, no one talks to him in high school, but in college, he's the guy who can get you stuff.

Anyhow he's describing the cliques and he says, "Let's see. You have the nerds, the band nerds, the drama queens and the kids who throw shit at me at lunch." Funny stuff.

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"Sir, you must dump your champagne."

















Let's focus more on the criminals that were captured rather than hear people complaining they may have to be sociable on the plane. What am I saying? iPods are a great way to avoid conversation on a plane.

Dave Navarro is hooking up with Jenna Jameson. Her new face is still creepy to me, but...

Here's how to quit hitting the snooze. Practice, my friend.

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I understand that Major League Baseball has to find new revenue streams. But to actually charge license fees for fantasy baseball stats seems rather heartless.

Thankfully, the court agreed, but MLB is appealing. If they win, Larry Dolan, spend your cash. Clown.

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16 Across: Sportscaster Berman (3 letters) Answer: Len

Obviously, the story of the day is Maurice Clarett. And what everyone will say is it's a shame what happened to the guy. First of all, I think he did right to challenge the draft, a player of his stature was necessary to go to court on the issue. He needed to stay eligible while doing it but seemed to adopt a terrible attitude along the way. My concern was he was portrayed as an honor student in high school that enrolled early at Ohio State. Then we find out he needed to take oral exams in college, because he had trouble reading. How does that happen?

But it looks like trouble. Three loaded handguns, a loaded assault rifle, a bulletproof vest, a bottle of vodka and a hatchet! My God, is he driving O.J. around? Whatever drove him to this is anyone's guess, but it appears to be a case of a guy who admits he finally needs help, albeit strangely, after rejecting it for many years.

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It's going to be hard for Senator Lieberman to regain any "Joe-mentum". He's got to give up the ghost immediately.

The court says porn at work is a no-no. I like how Carl Monday represents all that is masturbatory.

How about some "Cheap Eats"? I have some teriyaki chicken leftovers. Mmmmmm...teriyaki.

Video of the Week

I am gonna start a new feature where I'll pick a music video that intrigues me. Of course, I'll try and find some that feature music I like, and are of a higher quality.

New York Dolls-Personality Crisis



What do the Dolls say in "Punk Attitude"? "In America, we were such a hard pill to swallow." Keep in mind, this is 1973.

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This is beyond cool. Fox Sports Channel is going to show 150 English Premier League matches this year, starting next weekend. Including an 11 o'clocker on Sundays (premiering with Chelsea vs. Manchester City...YEAH!), which was previously hallowed pay-per-view territory. That means non-Berman Sundays.

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17 Across: Senator for 47 straight years, a Senate record (10 letters) Answer: Robert Byrd

My Dad got sent home from the hospital today. I knew he felt it was home, sweet home when he was bitching that SportsTime Ohio went blank for a bit during the Tribe game on his WOW cable system tonight. Boy, they have a large schedule on that channel, don't they?

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This Lloyd Eisler guy seems to be having trouble keeping his pants on lately. Reality TV strikes again.

I used to really like Joe Morgan calling games, but he obviously took some stupid pills around the time "Moneyball" was published and he became a heavyweight player rep for the Hall of Fame. Now Joe sets his sights on announcing the Little League World Series.

Now, here is an interesting tongue. Geez, that looks like it was painful, but it's probably easier to tie a cherry stem now.

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How does Krazy George rate an interview with the Chicago Tribune? Seems they did the Wave at Wrigley the other day. Good God, man. I seem to recall this clown leading cheers at Houston Oiler and Minnesota Viking games. He would wear jersey Number Zero and bang a drum, while sticking his tongue out and making silly faces. And I really hate myself for knowing that.

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34 Across: Spy novelist Deighton (3 letters) Answer: Len

For quite a while, I haven't take any criticism of Jack White without a fight. After seeing The Raconteurs last night at the House of Blues, I am prepared to be more feisty on the issue. Oh, it was a sellout, and sure, it was cramped and a bit steamy for my taste, but The Raconteurs have become more than a side project and have evolved into a really terrific band. Best Friend, Co-Conspirator and Niece of Best Friend attended the show and it was clearly one of the best I've seen. This was the last show on this leg of the tour and they tore the roof off the sucka.

It's interesting to see Jack White out of his White Stripes persona. He's a tangle of a lot of hair flying around and constant motion and the audience interaction is still minimal. And he's not wearing red and black! Don't get me wrong, he fits into the concept of a band, but he's definitely the straw that stirs this drink. Unlike The White Stripes, we have more than two people on stage. The drum kit is surprisingly sparse, but we also have a bass player involved. Needless to say, to borrow my line about Dave Grohl, you know you're at a rock show when Jack White is involved. Raw guitar playing, incredible energy and loud.

They played all the cuts from their CD, which is only 35 minutes long, but they extended many of the songs and have some really good headbangin' stretches during these long passages. Trust me, I've seen a million of these shows, but this was one of a minute number that you felt that you saw a true genius at the moment he is at the top of his game. I thought that way when I saw the White Stripes last year and Jack White still has it. Very hard to describe, but I was incredibly jazzed after this one.

And without a lot of material, you have to play some covers. One was "Bang Bang", the old Sonny and Cher song. But this was definitely a more psychedelic version. "It Ain't Easy", popularized by Bowie was on the playlist and the encore started with, and you had to see it to believe it, "Crazy" by Gnarls Barkley! A great song on it's own, but to hear the first few notes, you're standing there thinking, my God, they are gonna do "Crazy". Jack sang lead on this one, too, and it was a great rendition. Perhaps the best received song of the night.

An absolute monster of a show.

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Michael Hutchence to get the biopic treatment. Maybe there will be a reality show on who gets the starring role.

A bunch of reasons on why we are miserable. Solving the Sudoku not mentioned.

Now I want my BookMooch!

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The 50 biggest rivalries of the WWF. Many old favorites are mentioned.

Speaking of Wrestling...



A classic from 20 years ago. Jim Cornette stirs up the pot.

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57 Across: Onetime partner of David Crosby and Graham Nash (13 letters) Answer: Stephen Stills

I think the last time the Indians tried to force-feed a closer on the great unwashed (Danny Baez aside) was the year John Hart picked up John Rocker. Ah, a distant memory, but yes, Rockhead was seen as a great alternative to Bob Wickman. I can't count how many times after it was obvious it wasn't working, that Uncle Charlie kept giving Rocker the ball with the game on the line. He left him out there to die on numerous occasions and if you recall, Wickman was reinstated as the closer on the last Tribe team to make the playoffs.

Fast forward to this season when Fausto Carmona was highly touted as a future starter. Somehow, while others are always sent to Buffalo for more seasoning, Carmona sticks with the club and we are trying him as a reliever. Then Wickman is traded and Carmona is handed the closer's job. But his performance since then has been putrid. It's not that he's losing games, it's the drama of the last-inning bomb to lose. That makes three games this week. What was the quote the other day after the second one, "If Wedge sent him out again to close, it would border on a human rights violation."? Hey, dial Amnesty International, won't you?

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Jodie Foster defends Mel Gibson. She's good people.

In case you haven't noticed, Darren Rovell moved from ESPN to CNBC. He is a terrific sports business reporter. We've all seen the ads for "Talladega Nights" where Will Ferrell is sponsored by Wonder Bread. Rovell gives us the bread and butter on the topic.

More anniversaries. The web went worldwide in August of 1991.

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Best Friend and I took in some boxing last night. A rare Saturday, because Showtime AND HBO had cards. On Showtime, the Brothers Marquez both won. They each had tough opponents, Rafael beat Silence Mabuza of South Africa, and Juan Manuel beat Terdsak (yes, Terdsak!) Jandaeng of Thailand. Pretty good bouts in that the Marqeuzeses kept pounding the other guys, but took big shots themselves, with Juan Manuel a one-eyed fighter in the end. Juan Manuel won in 7, Rafael in 9.

The HBO card featured Ike Quartey and Vernon Forrest. These guys are really fighting for their respective careers. Quartey has had some long layoffs and Forrest battling some tough injuries and some bad losses. In a unanimous decision that defied all odds, Forrest was declared the winner. Even with a point deduction for a low blow in the 9th, which I thought for certain clinched it for Quartey. When the first two judges had it 95-94, my first reaction was uh-oh, those two would have it a draw without the deduction. The next guy came in at 96-93 and I thought sanity prevailed. Then Michael Buffer announced Forrest as the winner and we were both shocked out of our minds. Hell, I thought I had been hit with a low blow. Not the outrage it should be, because it was a non-title bout, but damn.

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None, it's a Jack-White-is-in-town-with-The Raconteurs Sunday.

Math Quiz:

Patio of The Harp plus Browns Family Night at the Stadium equals ???

Yes, that would be fireworks.

From the patio you get an excellent view of the lake and Downtown. Obviously, I didn't check my Fireworks Calendar, so it was a surprise. And keeping with tradition, I still haven't seen anything new.

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Gulity pleasure. VH-1 Classic is showing videos from the first day of MTV today. The Selecter! Even "Prime Time" by The Tubes. Hah! MTV is 25 years old this week.

I got my Mooch back. Well, for now. The FCC took Time Warner Cable to the woodshed and said, "Not so fast, my friend." regarding the removal of the NFL Network from their newly combined systems. Looks like 30 days while negotiations are allegedly taking place. But we know Time Warner hasn't budged in two years, so why would they succumb now? That answer would be money, I presume. And I bet it comes from "Viewers like you".

Meet the "King of Wikipedia". Could be the "King of Pain".

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Well, the B sample is in. Yep, that one was dirty, as well. So, Phonak sacked Floyd Landis and he's on his way to losing his Tour de France title, while not on the bike.

It's a strange story. I saw the stages in question and it was a feat of magnificent proportion. But what I can't believe is if Landis doped, why didn't it show up earlier and how stupid could he be to load up at that point of the race? Maybe he thought he'd get a top 5 and had no idea he would win the damn thing.

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14 Across: 1966 N.L. batting champ (4 letters) Answer: Alou

INHD is once again showing those damn Olympic shows that suck me in every time. This time it's the 4-hour recap of the 1984 Los Angeles games. You know, "The Albatross", Mary Lou Retton, Daley Thompson, Carl Lewis, Edwin Moses, Sebastian Coe and on and on.

Mo' better getting sucked in: Eddie Izzard's "Dressed To Kill".

Eddie Izzard-Stonehenge



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Kansas City is breathing much easier this week. They found the fudge thief who wore underwear on his head while committing the crime.

I find myself being oddly attracted to Helena Bonham Carter these days. Doesn't she appear to be someone you could commit incredibly dirty, perhaps bordering on illegal in some states, acts with?

Nikki Finke puts the Mel Gibson episode in perspective. Bottom line, he makes money in Hollywood, he is not going away.

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Have you ever heard Jon Gruden talk in such glowing terms about a young QB before? Looks like he's in love with Toledo's Bruce Gradkowski.





















"I don't like dents in my Cadillac."

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2 Down: Abraham's nephew (3 letters) Answer: Lot

Well, the power is back on, at least for a little while. Oh, I'm still naked, but the power AND cable are working. The power has been off for at least 18 of the last 27 hours and Time Warner suffered a major outage right about the time I turned the TV on this morning, for about 45 minutes. Which reminds me, I'll be getting a new e-mail address soon. Anyhow, I think I've uttered enough f-bombs for the time being as it's slowly getting back to normal.

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I'm one of the lucky few who saw the picture of the dead fetus flying about on Monday. It's just as it said it was going to be, a dead fetus with the caption in large letters, "THIS IS ROE V. WADE" next to it. I'll be honest, from that distance you couldn't tell what it was, but I saw it.

I don't know how many times you can reissue the same material, but they are gonna try again with Elvis Costello. But all of the good ones are included here, including "Get Happy", which I mentioned a few weeks ago. I have been listening a lot to "Imperial Bedroom" lately and I must say, it's an incredible album that continues to be overlooked. Elvis also sings the theme to "Weeds" in the theme-song singing rotation of their upcoming season.

Madonna is showing her ass during her tour. As well she should.

I don't know what the Finns are famous for. But for those of us who still believe in dementia, they have developed a method to predict dementia risk. Yikes, I have too many, what do you call 'em? Uh...risk factors...yeah, that's it, risk factors.

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And now that we've been switched to Time Warner Cable, it's Day 2 without the NFL Network and you can add Cleveland to the list. If I wasn't naked, by God, I'd march right down there and demand that the NFL Network should never, ever, be yanked from a cable system. Especially now that they have live games. I should also mention it's Day 2 without ESPN U, but since the World Cup is over, I don't care about that.

Here is the evil Time Warner response. They actually mention Fuel in the same breath as the NFL. Hah! Oh, I'm not really upset, especially when I'll be getting Court TV On Demand.

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46 Across: Eight-time Norris Trophy winner (3 letters) Answer: Orr

Due to a combination of:

a) C.P.P. providing me with a...(ahem)...12-hour blackout last evening and throughout the night

and

b) The Adelphia switch to Time-Warner occurring during said blackout.

I currently have no high-speed Internet nor cable TV at home. Posting will be spotty.

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