My Dad got sent home from the hospital today. I knew he felt it was home, sweet home when he was bitching that SportsTime Ohio went blank for a bit during the Tribe game on his WOW cable system tonight. Boy, they have a large schedule on that channel, don't they?

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This Lloyd Eisler guy seems to be having trouble keeping his pants on lately. Reality TV strikes again.

I used to really like Joe Morgan calling games, but he obviously took some stupid pills around the time "Moneyball" was published and he became a heavyweight player rep for the Hall of Fame. Now Joe sets his sights on announcing the Little League World Series.

Now, here is an interesting tongue. Geez, that looks like it was painful, but it's probably easier to tie a cherry stem now.

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How does Krazy George rate an interview with the Chicago Tribune? Seems they did the Wave at Wrigley the other day. Good God, man. I seem to recall this clown leading cheers at Houston Oiler and Minnesota Viking games. He would wear jersey Number Zero and bang a drum, while sticking his tongue out and making silly faces. And I really hate myself for knowing that.

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