Hey, the leaf sucker-upper made it to my street, just as I arrived home this evening. What a great machine. But if you had a car parked in front of your house, they skipped you! Now that would really suck. I was actually kind of lucky, because I seldom have no one parked by me. But it's good to see tax dollars at work. For me.

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We know the crack of the cracker world. I give you the crack of the cookie world.

Max Headroom is back. Well, doing commercials in the UK. I wonder what Amanda Pays looks like these days.

Personalize your own Sharpie.

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Cleveland has not had this season's two most anticipated NFL games televised locally. First, New England-Indianapolis and tonight's Green Bay-Dallas game. If it's great, the NFL wins. If it sucks, Big Cable wins.

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23 Down: Moore of "G.I. Jane" (4 letters) Answer: Demi (not Dennis)

For some reason, The Bart has the entrance closest to where I park for the CSU games, Gate C, closed this year. Not bad if it's me, but my Dad doesn't particularly like the cold. The three other gates remain open.

Me: "Is Gate C going to be closed all year?"
Ticket-Taker: "Yes, but the other gates are all open."
Me: "Why?"
Ticket-Taker: "Not enough business."
Me: "?"
Ticket-Taker: "How about a roster for tonight's game?"

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Here is what the Google Intranet looks like. Has some very cool features.

They are doing a movie about Joe Namath. Broadway Joe will be played by Jake Gyllenhaal. I hope they show the part where Namath failed to beat a team with a winning record after Super Bowl III. Well, at least mention it.

Red meat, burgers, pizza, eggs, Canadian bacon...all good for you. Surprised that Carl's Jr. hasn't figured a way to get all of that on a bun.

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As I mentioned, I took my Dad to see the Cleveland State game tonight. Ah, Cleveland State, the land of acceptance. Where students can where the shirt, "God Thinks You're a Faggot". Seems rather offensive, but I guess he realized if he wore it to a CSU game, not many people would be attending.

The opponent tonight was the Matadors of Jim Rome's favorite college, Cal State-Northridge. Northridge was the third leading scoring team in the country coming in. Hard to believe that in the first half when both teams struggled mightily. Might have been jet lag. If Northridge had a big man in the middle, they would be pretty special. CSU did lead at the half by two.

But Northridge played a decent game in the second half and eventually pulled away for the win. They hit some threes down the stretch to help out. CSU ran into the same roadblock as last year. They just cannot put teams away while leading with less than 10 minutes to play. CSU loses, 78-68.

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20 Across: "Beetle Bailey" dog (4 letters) Answer: Otto

I am such a stupid. Tonight, I noticed a sign (on only one telephone pole, mind you) that the leaf picker-upper was going to be on my street this week. There were several more homes that threw their leaves to the curb today, so I felt compelled to join them.

After doing that, I realized I locked myself out of the house. I had to go the corner, get change from the store, and use the drug phone to call for assistance. Still only 25 cents!

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The 12 most influential online videos of all time. I have a certain fondness for Zidane's headbutt.

Bam! "Emeril Live" is cancelled. That show helped make the Food Network what it is today.

The guy who invented Gatorade has died. They will throw his ashes over the coach of the BCS champ.

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A ref resurrects the immortal "Givin' Him the Business" call in last week's Maryland game. Listen to the crowd roar after the call.



Somewhere Ben Dreith smiles proudly.

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23 Across: LeBron James's team, for short (4 letters) Answer: Cavs

Randomness from today's Browns home game:

Special Guest: Gale was here today. With a blankie. And Gus Johnson is doing the game on CBS. Yes!!! "Jamal Lewis is made of rubber...and steel!". I loves my Gus.

Today's Opponent: Another playoff aspirant, the Houston Texans. The Texans are a team the Browns have played almost every year since Houston joined the NFL. They also have represented some of the darkest days Browns Version 2.3 has experienced, victors in the last two meetings. They have a gunslinger at quarterback, Matt Schaub. His favorite receiver, Andre Johnson, is healthy again. That's not good, as the Browns are second-last in pass defense (BTW, the Browns are 28th against the run, for good measure). And their defensive front seven is pretty good, but the secondary is weak and the Browns should move the ball through the air. Even though they are due for a bad home game, I expect a home win for the Browns today. The "P-word" will be solid, if they come through.

The Weather: As I emerged from my Gigantor Mobile this a.m, it seemed like a nice day was dawning. Sunny, near 50. Not sure what happened, because after the first quarter, el sol disappeared. Then it kinda got cold.

Today's Giveaway: If there was one, I didn't get it. Although I did buy a t-shirt from a guy on the street for $10. You'll know what it is, the next time you see me wearing Browns-related garb.

Section 345: Today's altercation involved the words: "That guy stole my corn dog." Not sure what that means, as I do not think corn dogs are vended at the Stadium. This was between two Browns fans, for a change. Violating some kind of code, I'm sure. Anyhow, one guy was ejected and pelted with rocks and garbage on the way out.

Best Browns Play: After two short yardage running plays failed, the Browns came up with this gem in the second quarter on their next third-and-one. Derek Anderson fakes a right sweep to Jamal Lewis with the best ball fake he's done to this point. Everyone bites. I mean, everyone. Meanwhile, Joe Jurevicius ducks under everyone and goes to the left, catches a short pass and runs toward the sideline. 25 yards later, it's a big first down and three plays later, the Browns score their first TD. File that play for future reference this season.


















Second-Best Browns Play: Had to be D'Qwell Jackson's interception early in the second quarter. The Texans were leading, 7-0, and driving again. Big hit and the ball popped in the air and Jackson grabbed it before it hit the ground. Terrific game from Jackson, who is completely outplaying Andra Davis this season. Jackson had 12 tackles to Davis' 2 today.

Worst Browns Play: As I noted earlier, the Browns had two terrible short yardage plays in the first quarter. Unbelievably, Jamal Lewis was not on the field for either one. First drive on a third-and-two, Jason Wright gets one yard up the middle. Ugh! Second drive on a fourth-and-one, Lawrence Vickers gets stuffed for no gain up the middle, with Josh Cribbs in as tailback, for God knows what. Double ugh! If you signed Lewis to be your big back, where is he on these downs?

Best Line from Me (seeing how the Canon contest was won by a lady with a very large zoom lens): "She must like the big ones."

Best Line from Gale (in reply): "Don't we all."

Best Line from a Random (after Derek Anderson threw away a pass, in which he had a man open and several yards clear in front of him to run): "Derek. Oh, Derek. May I have a word with you?" Effeminate delivery and subtlety made me laugh.

Oddest Browns Jersey: 2 Couch (Still. In orange!), 29 Turner, 33 Hoard, 54 Spielman (who entered our row from the wrong side, making everyone get up), 86 Northcutt.

Food Items: None, because the pre-game meal was Breakfast Lasagna and Corona Lights at Alesci's. I may never fully digest that one.

Most Obvious Sign It's Cold: Cold weather equals shirtless men displaying some slogan I could not determine.

The Fuckin' Run: The Browns, in a textbook display of cold weather, November football, actually displayed the type of running game that can win you some late season ballgames. 148 yards on the ground today, with Jamal Lewis picking up 134. The second time he's gone over 100 this year. The Texans, who seemed to outsmart themselves a lot on offense today, didn't have as many opportunities and gained 77, with Ron Dayne gaining 78. Dayne averaged almost 5 yards per carry, but a horrible reverse call by the Texans resulted in an 8-yard loss. Outrushing an opponent is a very positive sign for the Browns.

Worst Stat: The Browns were pretty good today over the last three quarters, so the 7 penalties for 71 yards needs some work. Too many of those illegal shift infractions.

2nd Worst Stat: Dave Zastudil was pretty erratic punting today for a 35-yard average.

Most Interesting Stat: Braylon Edwards had another TD today, making it 11 on the year. He needs two more to break Gary Collins' long-standing record of 13.

Today's game was good for the Browns. Unbelievably, they are 5-1 at home this season. They proved they could run the ball against a team that had a reputation for being pretty good against it. And after a slow start, they managed 27 points again. But today, it was done in a grind-it-out, very physical fashion, as opposed to an aerial circus.

The defense played pretty well today, holding the Texans to 2-10 on third downs. They gave up 314 yards, mostly through the air, but made solid plays when they had to, resulting in three turnovers.





















Next week, it's Arizona on the road. This seems to always be a difficult game for teams that don't visit there very often. Ask Pittsburgh about that. But the "P-word" is becoming closer to reality with today's win.

Browns win, 27-17, in a surprisingly physical game.

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Fred Thompson doesn't like the treatment he gets from Fox News. Well, get in line, mister.

How to pick a medical plan.

Books about rock music abound for the holidays. Genesis even reunited for one.

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I thought I'd let everyone know that while the Browns have been winning, LeBron has been posting triple-doubles at an alarming rate lately. I happened to have the game on while going home after the Browns game today, and Joe Tait announced the attendance at Indiana as 11,603 and applauded the Pacers for their honesty. Some of the teams are really struggling attendance-wise. New Orleans gets a lot of bad ink about its attendance woes, as does Charlotte, but look at that Philly number. 60% capacity. Yikes!

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A sunny, then dark, then rainy Browns Sunday.

I very seldom watch ESPN Gameday, but they were at Arrowhead Stadium for today's Kansas-Missouri clash. But it's the signs the fans make that slay me. It is very much like a WWE broadcast, there are so many of them. A sample:

"Domo Arigato, Jose Canseco" (a nod to Mr. Roboto, perhaps?)
"Extra Stretchy Pants Needed" (for KU coach, Mark Mangino, obviously)
"ESPN: Obesity Lives Here"

The best may have been a wordless one: A large Mark Mangino face paired with an equally large chocolate cupcake. They appeared to be chasing each other.

Kansas lost, so Mizzou moves up, as do the Buckeyes. By God, I don't think America wants a Mizzou-West Virginia championship game. I see the Buckeyes getting in and someone getting hosed.

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Last night, several of us went to Polka Happy Hour at the Happy Dog. I can't stress enough that no matter how you feel, a couple hours of polkas have no choice, but to brighten your day. Hey, we won a round for knowing where Hamtramck was, too. So it's educational, as well. We'll be back the Friday before Christmas.

Continuing the busy day, somehow I found myself at the Christmas Tree Lighting Downtown. And it was cold. Well, I saw one marching band. Thank God, it was Shaw, so at least there was some swingin' goin' on. Then it appeared to be a bunch of horses pulling people in wagons, carts, and buggies. Until Santa came by. BTW, check out the city's Christmas tree, in all its glory, listing toward Terminal Tower. Could they not see that it wasn't straight?

After a lot more drinking and warming up, Gale, Uncle F-Bomb and I headed over to the Asian Grille on Clifton. Man, they had some mean Hot and Sour Soup. I also had a three-star (meaning hot) dish called Excited Chicken. It was Excited, all right. Not so hot, you couldn't stand it, but just right.

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My brother and I attended the Cleveland State-John Carroll game today. Billed as the "Rascal House Rivalry Game" unbeknownst to everyone in attendance. This game remains difficult to judge how CSU will do this year. They never seem to get up for the Division III Blue Streaks. Plus, it was the odd starting time of 3:00.

Typically, the game goes as follows: The Blue Streaks play the Vikings tough for about a half or so, then CSU wears them down, eventually winning by 20-25 points. This year, that did not happen, as Carroll never really folded. The Vikings had leads of up to 14 in the second half (maybe once), but it never dropped below 7, I thought. CSU eventually won, 67-57.

The highlights were few. Each Saturday is now $1.00 Hot Dog Day, which is quickly joining the tradition of overexposed sidelights like fireworks in this town. They also revealed the name of the new mascot yesterday. Who knew there was a contest? Anyhow, the P.A. guy, seemingly speaking Ork the entire day (we had trouble understanding him), proceeds to give us a grand intro. Jeff thought, "Maybe Odin?". "He was named after a Scandinavian king...", I said, "Oh no, not Olaf." On and on. Finally, the name is revealed as..."Madness!"

Jeff says, "They named him Madness! Hahahahahahaha." I said groaning, "You have got to be kidding me!" Of course, we are laughing, saying his theme should be "One Step Beyond", etc. Eventually the guy behind us tells his kids they named him not "Madness!", but "Magnus". Oh, never mind. So we had to name the two broom holders under each basket. The girl was "Broom Hilde" and the guy was "Thor Sweeper".

On December 8, they are giving away Magnus bobbleheads! Madness, I say! And for some yet to be determined reason, you are supposed to dress as your favorite Arnold Schwarzenegger character. A big WTF on that one. We already are prepping my Dad to be Mister Freeze.

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28 Across: "Little Caesar" director Mervyn (5 letters) Answer: LeRoy

Yesterday was a feast. I got to have breakfast at my Dad's, as my sister-in-law whipped up a a meal for everyone. Just another opportunity to have fun and I thought it was really nice.

Later, I went to my Uncle's for Thanksgiving dinner. (Joke: Why did the barber sweep the floor the night before Thanksgiving? He wanted to serve turkey dinner with all the trimmings.) And trimmings we had. Plus, I had bourbon. Again, it was very nice and I'm extremely thankful for the people I have around me. I am truly blessed.

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Black Friday is upon us. I'm always intrigued about the reporting associated with this idiocy. It seems every year the initial reports are staggering. Most malls are jammed, companies are hitting their targets, etc. Then by Monday or Tuesday of next week, it's all gloom and doom and most shoppers are waiting for the retailers to cave on prices, as they always do, and retailers are in trouble. let's see if that trend holds up.

This weekend is always a great time for online shopping. I always use DVD Price Search, as a starting point. And it's usually a given that I purchase some items at Deep Discount DVD, which always has 20% off everything through Sunday. Use that promo code: PRICESEARCH. Great selection and free shipping, as well.

Five drinks that bartenders hate to make. Not sure if I'd order any of them, but if you wanna irritate someone, feel free.

I went to see the Coen Brothers' latest effort, "No Country For Old Men". I liked it, it was sort of a Wild West theme based in 1980 Texas. It was damn near a perfect movie for me. Lots of great acting, nice supporting roles, violence, tense drama, etc. Violence that is mindful of the Sam Peckinpah school. Except it's a movie that lets you determine what the future of the characters is. I sorta like, from time to time, films that don't tie up all of the loose ends. If you don't like that, it may be a disappointment, but this one delivered. Tommy Lee Jones was very good. Josh Brolin was terrific. Javier Bardem was one angry, crazy dude. He had the coolest of weapons, though. A compressed-air slaughterhouse stun gun. Hah! Later rigged that up to a rifle, as well. It was like watching two McGyvers (Brolin and Bardem) go at it. Insane! Even Woody Harrelson and Stephen Root (Milton from "Office Space") show up in good roles.

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Today's starting lineups for Colorado were courtesy of Eric Cartman. Yes! "Boulder has a lo-o-o-o-o-ot of hippies." Too much.





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47 Across: "Mystic River" costar (8 letters) Answer: Sean Penn

Happy Thanksgiving to all!

Today has been a mighty struggle. Within the last 10 days, I just read an article on how you can injure yourself while sleeping. I have this penchant for sleeping in some rather funky positions and sure enough, I wake up with the worst stiff neck I've had in ages. It's not really a stiff neck, it appears to be beyond that, like a pinched nerve or something.

I was only in at work this a.m., but by the time I left, it was really flaring up. It's the type of pain where a simple movement or one that goes a bit quicker than I am prepared for, results in unbelievable pain. You know, the kind that makes you say naughty words and can almost drop you to your knees. I mean eating is even an issue. Thank God I wasn't eating soup, even a big spoon would not have helped. Oh, I have the appropriate drugs, but this is not the way I wanted to start a Thanksgiving break.

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Pointless rivalries that happen to be funny. Speaking of "Seinfeld", I happened to watch "Frank TV" last night. Umm, it was fairly mediocre. Although Frank added a nice Newman and Charles Barkley to the mix. I'm thinking "Fun Frank TV" might be more interesting.

Cool word illusions. The third one was most enlightening.

Oprah endorses Obama. But, Ric Flair endorses Mike Huckabee. Whoo-o-o-o. "Luger, I got more cars than you got friends."

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Becks can't believe it, either.




















Euro 2008 took a strange turn today, as England did not qualify. I suspect Steve McClaren won't be coaching the squad after tomorrow, as England lost 3-2, to Croatia at Wembley.

Scott Carson, Randy Lerner's Other Team's goalkeeper, started today. Uh, he did not fare so well, as he gave up a terrible goal in the first 15 minutes and England was down, 2-0, at halftime. Frank Lampard actually made a penalty kick and Becks (a sub today) hit Peter Crouch with a beautiful cross that resulted in the tying goal in the second half. Croatia scored 12 minutes later to put it away.

All accounts say Croatia was the better team and they defeated England twice in the qualifying. Even the Croatian coach, Slaven (not Brian) Bilic, didn't mince words. "I read in the papers that you said none of my players would get in the England team," Bilic said. "Guys, wake up." Don't you wish all coaches said stuff like that.

The English are kinda stunned and certainly mad right now. Tournaments are always better when England represents. World Cup draw is this week in South Africa.

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47 Down: Infomercial knife (4 letters) Answer: Ginsu

In today's news, Bush pardoned a turkey. Is this too traditional to bag, or does this remain the most stupid duty the leader of the free world has to do? Maybe next year, he should refuse to do it.

I'd bet money he thinks that bird can talk.


















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An homage to Mannix. It is odd that Mannix has never been released on DVD. Even "Seinfeld" referenced it. Twice.

George: "Look, let's just jump out of the car."

Jerry: "We're doing sixty miles an hour!"

George: "So we jump and roll, you won't get hurt."

Jerry: "Who are you, Mannix?"

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Kramer: "Oh. Well, a lot of the stars from the 70's...They were not as hygienic as they appeared on TV. Yeah, you can take Mannix, for example."

Led Zeppelin will tour with The Cult? Yah mo be there.

Even Thom Yorke paid nothing for the "In Rainbows" experiment. And you shouldn't vote for yourself, either. Wait a minute, that rule went out a long time ago. Download for free, if you must.

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Old shoe ads! Omigod, BKs (one with Kool Moe Dee!), LA Gear (Why do I think Michael Jackson owned them at one time?), and Keds.

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46 Across: Ward of "The Fugitive" (4 letters) Answer: Sela

On a day that Mr. Whipple ran out of Charmin and an ex-fiancee is trying to poison Bill Nye the Science Guy (She Blinded Me With Science?), here is what I am listening to:

"Berlin"/Black Rebel Motorcycle Club
"Jeepster"/T. Rex
"The Underdog"/Spoon
"Denis"/Blondie
"Tick Tick Boom"/The Hives
"True Love Is Not Nice"/Jonathan Richman
"Call To Arms"/Angels & Airwaves
"Kool Thing"/Sonic Youth
"You Only Live Once"/The Strokes
"Fans"/Kings of Leon
"The Moneymaker"/Rilo Kiley
"Never, Never Gonna Give You Up"/Cake
"Gronlandic Edit"/Of Montreal
"All You Ever Do Is Bring Me Down (Live)"/Raul Malo
"I Love The Sound Of Breaking Glass"/Nick Lowe
"A Gallon Of Gas"/The Kinks
"Into The Wild"/Eddie Vedder
"The Jean Genie"/David Bowie
"Stuffy Turkey"/Thelonious Monk
"Red Right Hand"/Nick Cave

Here is what I am avoiding:

Anything by Paramore and the song from the Apple iTouch commercial, "Music is My Hot, Hot Sex" by CSS, is starting to border on annoying, because I am starting to sing it now. You know, "Music is my boyfriend, music is my girlfriend, music is my dead end, music's my imaginary friend..."

Maybe this will stick in your head, too. "This is the time to make babies.":



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Before you do anything else today...Go Elf Yourself. It takes a little bit of time, but you'll laugh.

You know, I always wondered if this were an inevitability. The Red Hot Chili Peppers sue Showtime over "Californication".

"Warning, Warning!" Once again, foods we thought were healthy probably aren't. Man, I like baked beans every once in a while. I get the Bush brand with Onion. They do have some with some high sugars like their Barbecue and I think they have a Maple Syrup one or something ungodly.

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Lloyd Carr says, "Adios, muchachos!" after that bad OSU game. Let the search begin!

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41 Across: Actors Haim or Feldman (5 letters) Answer: Corey

Last night, my brother and I headed over to the Cedar-Lee to see "Control". I liked it very much. "Control" is the story of Ian Curtis, the lead singer of the English band Joy Division, who famously offed himself on the eve of their first American tour. He was 23. There were only two albums and probably less than 70 recorded songs out there, but the band was a major influence. Of course, they reformed after Curtis' suicide as New Order.

What voices this guy must have had in his head. He seemed alternately the coolest guy in the room and then could be so quiet and distant, alone with his thoughts and writings. Definitely a major talent, influenced by all the usual suspects: Bowie, Morrison, Iggy Pop, the Velvets.

The movie was filmed in delicious black and white and obviously had a great soundtrack. Great juxtaposition of the scenes and the choices of music. The "Love Will Tear Us Apart" sequence was a killer, pain absolutely oozing from the screen. The story goes into fair detail of how Curtis was trying to cope with the impending breakup of his marriage, an affair, and his never-ending battle with epilepsy. Plus, being the main creative force and front man of a band headed for stardom.

Besides the rather gloomy material, there are laughs to be had in the film. I thought the casting was excellent. Sam Riley was spot on as Curtis. Samantha Morton played his wife and was superb. It's difficult to remember a movie where she wasn't. Toby Kebbell was outstanding as their manager, Rob Gretton, and supplied most of the comedy. My favorite line while Curtis was recovering during the immediate aftermath of a seizure: "Chin up, Ian. You could be the lead singer of The Fall." The Fall being another band from Manchester. Not sure if that was reality, since my brother pointed out Riley played the lead singer of The Fall in "24 Hour Party People". Funny nonetheless. But my favorite was this week's new girlfriend, Alexandra Maria Lara, who played the other woman. She worked in the Belgian embassy and had that Belgique thing going on.
















The first time she appeared in the audience to listen to the band was unbelievable. I could not get over how awesome she looked. No wonder he fell for her. Of course, I kinda know how that artist/audience member thing works, since Shelby Lynne directed all of her "I hate men" songs at me one night.

"Control" is definitely worth a view. One of the better movies this year.

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BTW, the Cedar-Lee was packed last night. We were in one of the "Film Closets" with maybe 20 others, but the roster of movies they have was packing them in. Post-movie, we stopped atExpressway Diner. Typical diner fare, but always a societal hodge-podge happening. For some reason after 10:30, one booth had an infant, another a little kid. But, as Kramer would say, there was an incident. Guy and girl sat in booth behind us. We decided to leave. I'm heading for the car, Jeff is paying the bill. He then witnessed baggy-pant, bulky-coat, thug-walkin' guy throw his newly poured drink all over his female companion and then proceed to leave after declaring, "Fuck you, bitch." Lucky for me, because while I was there, my back was to the victim and I would have been wearing some. Did I mention how I love my neighborhood?

A good brown rice recipe. Tip of the hat to Drew on that one.

I had a shoe blow out on me last Thursday and I can't say enough about the quick turnaround from Zappos.com. I ordered mid-afternoon that day and they arrived by the time I got home from work on Friday. Always excellent service and selection.

This Friday is Black Friday. Here are the Black Friday ads, thus far, to get a jump on what will be available. Don't forget the online deals.

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"Coach, trust me, my field goal was good. Your pizza's over there."

















With today's Browns win, I think we can officially start talking about the "P-word". What a rollercoaster that was today. Another decent start, another shaky second half, Vegas going back and forth with the Browns as 2.5-point favorites, another couple of Josh Cribbs kickoff returns to setup two Phil Dawson field goals for an overtime win.

Dawson's tying field goal was something I had never seen. I think he called "bank", because it not only hit the upright, it hit that "curved support thingy" behind the crossbar and came back into the field of play. Gary immediately sent it went through, while the rest of us were as dumbfounded as the refs. And let me say this, how did they blow that call when they had the best view? Especially in a game where the Ravens lost a replay challenge because of a "replay malfunction". That was a first. Thankfully, they reviewed it and saw what everyone else did after the replay...it was good. Then the Browns made quick work of the Ravens in OT for the game-winner.

Good things today:

A road win.

Two Cribbs returns to set up drives for the tie and win, when the Browns looked liked they had given the game away.

Browns' record 100-yard TD interception return by Brodney Pool.

Browns won the turnover battle, 4-2.

Nice game from Jamal Lewis, 92 rushing and 30 passing yards.

Holding the Ravens to 2-12 on third downs.

A very physical game, probably the most physical this year. Big hits all around with the Browns getting six sacks.

Bad things today:

In the second half, the Ravens realized who they were playing and ended up running for over 5 yards a carry.

104 yards in penalties. Many for illegal motion.

Another middling second half by Derek Anderson.

Awful second half defense against the pass, especially when the Browns decided to stop blitzing for some reason late.

An injury to Eric Wright. We are starting to get thin on defense and it is showing even more.

So, there you have it, a bizarre finish. From what I understand, the announcers were right. A field goal is not reviewable by NFL rules, but they had to check the replay because as Paul said, whatever method they need to get that obviously wrong call correct, they have to do it. It would have been a cheap way to lose. Let the NFL make the apology later in the week for blowing that.

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None, a sad post OSU-Michigan Sunday.

Well, the latest episode of "Get Barry" debuted today with the Barry Bonds indictment. We got to witness the dance of statements by Bonds' attorney, MLB and the Giants. A most interesting day. You knew it would eventually happen, but I think the most revealing information was the presence of a failed drug test. Even if it was BALCO-administered. Coincidental with today's developments, Bonds has played his last game.


















I don't why I am so fascinated with steroid use. Maybe I'm still awed by what it can do and I still pay attention to two of the dirtiest sports around: Track and cycling. It seems the mad scientists got to set their sights on baseball with the obvious lack of testing for so long.

That's why the upcoming Mitchell Report remains the most intriguing document. If it comes off as a class project, it will be ridiculed for being a waste of time and not going far enough. But I'd also be surprised if it actually named names, how could they not get their asses sued? And if it does name names, how far will it go? Figuring most cities have had a Barry Bonds in their midst during this era, there would have to be a surplus of names. But we'll wait a bit longer for the report.

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Catching up on Cleveland food blogs. The New Iron Chef, Michael Symon, has a blog. Next up, a spell check. And Ruhlman's site gets a redesign. Look for his posting about the aftermath of his vote for the New Iron Chef.

The state of Ohio has added a whole bunch of misdemeanors to the list of crimes for which you can be fingerprinted. The list now numbers 71. Things like misusing pesticide, tampering with a coin machine, etc. Another excuse to get more information from us.

More White Stripes music in time for the holidays. This time with Beck. Three of my favorites.

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Speaking of BALCO, it seems the IOC can't give away the 2000 Marion Jones 100m gold medal. It seems the second place finisher had her own drug scandal in 2004.

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14 Across: Sly alter ego (5 letters) Answer: Rambo

I've finally digested the list of the Top 50 TV Icons. Omigod, Jimmy Smits is on there. I can't help but think of Krusty the Clown when I see him. "And I'll be played by Jimmy Smits!"

I Don't Get The High Ranking:

49. Calista Flockhart
39. Jennifer Aniston
37. George Clooney
31. Sarah Jessica Parker

Should Be Higher:

50. Larry Hagman
34. Bob Barker ("Truth or Consequences and "The Price Is Right". Enough said.)
28. Howard Cosell (Monday Night Football. Ali. Dominant for a long time.)
19. Andy Griffith (We are almost cradle-to-grave with that guy.)

Missing:

James Garner (What a serious omission. I'm such a fanboy, I have some of his phone messages from "Rockford" on my iPod. "Jimmy, old buddy, buddy. It's Angel. You know how they allow you one phone call. Well...this is it.")
Bugs Bunny (Every Saturday morning. Damn, every week and he's not on here.)
Steve Allen (Hello? What am I missing?)
Dave Diles (C'mon. The Prudential College Scoreboard! Bah!)

Other TV sounds on my iPod that I like:

Frank Costanza: "I find tinsel distracting."

Fox Mulder: "Whatever tape you found in that VCR isn't mine."
Dana Scully: "Good. Because I put it back in that drawer with all those other videos that aren't yours."

"THEY BROKE ELIAN"S BED!!!!!"

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Well, Hugh Grant sold his Warhol for $24 million. I guess he can afford a few more box office disasters. However, this exhibit looks something to check out in Big D. Foreigners doing karaoke to The Smiths. I dunno, I think it looks interesting. I do a pretty good version of "Ask" myself.

The Cal Marching Band salutes old video games. Pong was funny.

TV is pushing the race card. And I think I laughed at everyone of the jokes.

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The Henne/Hart/Carr Chart at the University of Michigan. Let's hope for a big win this year, men.

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65 Across: 1969 baseball upstarts (4 letters) Answer: Mets

I watched the ESPN special on the Mancini-Kim fight. Today is the 25th anniversary of that fight. I recall watching that live on CBS and remembering that Ray Mancini and Duk Koo Kim basically beat the crap out of each other for 14 rounds. Kim was carried from the ring on a stretcher, but I'm not sure the TV audience realized how near death Kim had become, although he had tired in the last few rounds. He died five days later.

Tonight's program was a good one. "Boom Boom" remains such a positive person, he was able to recover and it sort of gets lost that some of his best fights came in the aftermath of Kim's death. As was mentioned, in an era of Larry Holmes, Ray Leonard, Marvin Hagler, Thomas Hearns, Alexis Arguello, Aaron Pryor and countless others, Mancini's popularity and unending hype from CBS made him a star. All the endorsements went away after the Kim fight, however.

There seems to be a misconception of the last few rounds never airing before, which is bunk. I know I've seen this fight in a rerun before. And YouTube has had a copy posted. Here are the last three rounds with Tim Ryan, Gil Clancy and Ray Leonard on the call (KO is at about the 6:25 mark):



A couple of things that, of course, I had to notice occurred during the program. There was a clip of Mancini walking down a street in Manhattan and, by God, there is Steven Crist, the future editor of the Daily Racing Form, walking in front of Ray. And during the Kim fight (held outside at Caesar's Palace), you plainly see Robert Goulet, of all people, in the front row.

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Brooke Burke loves having kids. No, the Burger King is not the father.

Yep, I like Songza. I guess it's the audio version of what's on YouTube. It's great if you have to have a specific tune played right now. I tried to stump it with "Different Drum" by Linda Ronstadt, "President Am I" by Slow Children, Lulu's version of "The Man Who Sold The World", "You Make Me Crazy" by Utopia, "Waitress In The Sky" by Paul Westerberg, and "Gangsters and Thugs" by The Transplants. It found them all.

I liked these vintage New York videos. Bowie on "Cavett", Andy Kaufman singing "I Trusted You" (at his extremely funny, irritating best), too. Click on the Music ones, as well.

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Captain Cheeseburger won the A.L. Cy Young Award. Price tag...going up.

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42 Across: Giggly Muppet (4 letters) Answer: Elmo

What a good night for TV last night. It was the conclusion of "Curb Your Enthusiasm" for the season, which I thought was really funny this year. This was the final screen shot:

















And then it was time for one of my favorites, "Dexter". "Dexter" is unbelievably good this season and his girlfriend is getting naked fairly regularly. This woman has got it goin' on and when she calls out "Dex-tah" with that British accent, oh my, I'm sold.

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It's the Christopher Walken "Cowbell" Soundboard. "I put my pants on, just like the rest of you, one leg at a time. Except, once my pants are on, I make gold records."

I don't mind old-fashioned things. But I'm not a big fan of finding out that someone died from that old-fashioned disease, the plague.

Good albums that could have been great EPs. Bowie sets aside his appearance on "SpongeBob" tonight for some live "Diamond Dogs".

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Peter King likes Big Ben. Oh, he may lose to the Browns someday.

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59 Down: Dapper guy? (3 letters) Answer: Dan

The mean, yet impossibly empty, streets of my hood this a.m.


















As I walked this morning, I saw an old-timer with a bichon, wearing a sweater. I said, "Hey, how's your bichon doing?" As I was thinking about petting him, he said, "This one? Oh, he's a monster." So, I asked if I could pet the bichon, and he was fine. But alternately described as "loony" and "crazy" by his owner. Nice guy though, but started getting his life story with dogs and had to move on. There's soccer on!

I tried to post yesterday, but was amazed at the Ohio State fans faces during Ohio State's loss to Illinois. Why I haven't seen that look since Michigan was pummeled by Oregon this year. It's another testimony to speed in modern college football. Highlights:

I drank a lot Friday (mostly at the Clevelander, Grape Bomb, anyone?), and I found myself at Ginza. I actually used chopsticks for most of my sushi inhaling. Also, went into that Downtown cemetery to look at a stone for the Carters, the first "White Settlers" of Cleveland. If there isn't a gate, how can that be trespassing when it's dark?

Norman Mailer died. His boxing stuff was always great. His appearance with George Plimpton in "When We Were Kings" was awesome. That's when literary giants could still attend boxing matches and not have to shower immediately. And, of course, "The Executioner's Song" can't be beat. Probably worth a revisit on both.

Also had this phone call:

Me: "Hello?"
Chick: "What are you doing?"
Me: "Cooking."
Chick: "What are you cooking?"
Me: "Chili."
Chick: "Boy, that sounds good. That pizza last night was great."

At this point, I'm thinking, OK, I had to get up early for a haircut this morning and I'm still hung over. I actually had to think if I had, in fact, had pizza or who is this calling me? Then we both realized we were mistaken in who we thought the other one was.

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Shaun Alexander may not be sissified. He's a mole.

Another Republican with a wide stance. This time in Florida.

You know, the UK has its own celebrity trainwrecks. Pete Doherty lends a hand to Amy Winehouse.

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It's the Browns...Hey, they stole my move!




















The Browns got close today, but couldn't put the Steelers away. In the first half, their first drive was a clinic in ball control offense, taking nine minutes and 76 yards. Then they proceeded to gain only 87 yards the rest of the game, benefiting form a long Josh Cribbs kickoff return and a Brodney Pool for two more first-half TDs, leading 21-9 at the half.

Derek Anderson then played an awful second half. A bit more pressure on him from the Steelers, but no sacks. He just started missing guys that were open. Not good.

Josh Cribbs saved our bacon temporarily with an exhilarating 100-yard kick return after the Steelers took the lead at 24-21. They got that lead after Ben Roethlisberger's 30-yard run. Almost as improbable a run by a QB I've seen, since Vinny Testaverde ran in a 50-yarder with Tampa eons ago.

Then Romeo Crennel wasted not the normal one timeout for a challenge on the Steelers final touchdown. He called a timeout to determine if he would challenge, then when he lost the challenge, he lost a second timeout. His time management/challenge skills are terrible, BTW.

Anyhow, the Steelers gift wrap us a final chance to tie. Because after a Browns punt, they let the ball roll to their own 10-yard line. They run three times as no surprise. A Cribbs return puts the ball on the 38-yard line, but a holding penalty on Darnell Dinkins puts us way back on the Browns 33.

The Browns could only get close enough for a 52-yard field goal, which was short. So, the Browns lost, 31-28. I think the disappointments were: Anderson's second-half play; the defense giving up 8-16 on Steeler third downs and getting outgained 401-163; and an inability to run and the neverending story of not stopping the run, including Roethlisberger this time.

Overall, it does not hurt the Browns chances that much. Their schedule is rather favorable from here out. But it would have been a nice step to grab this one. It was right there for them to take.

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None, it's a Browns-Steelers day.

Last night, Drew and I headed over to O's. Gotta go to O's. When you arrive at Cedar Center going west on Cedar, that Whole Foods Market and parking garage have practically engulfed all of the landscape over there. It's kinda scary. Last night they had andouille florentine as the soup of the day. My God, was that good. And, of course, there was beer.

I don't think Drew and I solved the issues of the world, but we touched on many topics. I wondered about priests on airplanes. Do they wear their collars? We decided: Business, yes. Vacation, no. That evolved into a discussion about priests on an airplane that's about to crash. My question is that if you're goin' down and you know there is a priest in your row, when is the appropriate time to start making your last confession. I think the guy is going to get lots of requests, if things look bleak. My take is you have to turn the iPod off ("What? We're crashing?") and make the first move and say, "Padre. Last rites. Let's go!". None of this "Make sure the children are taken care of, before proceeding with your own" stuff. Then if he didn't have water, could he crush a peanut on your forehead for those last rites? Or throw it at you. It's probably something we should all know.

Then we saw Paul McCartney was taking up with some chick and we decided we could kick his ass quite easily in a fight. Which led to if you had to fight a Beatle, how would you fare? Now, I am talking Beatles in their prime, not present day, as two of them wouldn't answer the bell for Round 1, as we know. And we are not talking about a boxing match, this would be in the no-holds-barred category.

John Lennon: Didn't he used to carry a switchblade. But then became a peace monger. But, back in the day, we decided Lennon would kick our ass. Probably more on principle, than any size ratios or eye gouge capability. The Daily Racing Form Comment: Savaged.

George Harrison: Kind of a wiry fellow. We decided that we would win. Oh, you know you'd be in a battle, probably be bloodied perhaps injured, but would win by enough of a margin that he would give up. The more I think of it, you'd shake his hand, say "Well done!", and proceed to a pub with him. DRF Comment: Fully Extended.

Ringo Starr: No question, we would prevail. Oh, it would be boring, because you know you would eventually win. You'd suffer maybe a scratch or two, but nothing serious, before opening a can of whoop ass on him. DRF Comment: Wore Down Rivals.

Paul McCartney: Minimal effort and no surprise the beatdown on this guy would happen very quickly. Absolutely no contest. DRF Comment: Failed to Menace.

Drew had to bring up the topic of monkeys. You know my credo: "Monkeys make me laugh. Monkeys in clothes make me laugh harder." Sure enough, as we were leaving, a CDW commercial with a monkey was on. Then, of course, there's always Whiplash!



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I visited Marc's today. You know it's the place where you need two cans of beef broth and $40 later, you leave. But there is an Ice Cream Alert: Pierre's pints for $1.25 for another week or so. That's not too bad.

Hey, it's a twofer. First, I find that Conan O'Brien has a stalker who happens to be a priest. And then a Bowie mugshot.

I normally do not watch "30 Rock". But tonight's episode was very funny.

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11 free agents are named in the Mitchell Report. It seems that this revelation should be bigger news. There is the possibility that a guy you sign might be suspended. Here is the free agent list.

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41 Across: Acting family name (8 letters) Answer: Redgrave

Check out the new logo at the Bart.

















Can you feel the excitement of the opening tip for another season of CSU basketball?

















I attended tonight's exhibition between Lake Erie College and Cleveland State. Lake Erie is a Division III school. Remember, there's sloppy and then there's Division III sloppy. Lots of carrying calls, over and back, guys tripping over the three-point line, double dribble, you name it, it was in there. Lake Erie also lends itself to juvenile cheers like "Lake Erie is all wet", "Lake Erie stinks", etc.

The new mascot debuted tonight as well. WTF? It appears to be the retarded nephew of the Burger King.

















The game itself was a yawner, as can be expected. CSU has only five returnees this year, so it's a crapshoot as to how they will perform this season. Saw some good things. Saw some bad things. As did the "thousands" in attendance.

















CSU cleared the bench at the end, during an easy win. Next home game is against John Carroll on Thanksgiving weekend.

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On the way home, XM had a King Biscuit Flower Hour, featuring David Bowie. Just a reminder, you can hear similar concerts at Wolfgang's Vault. They keep adding new concerts, so it retains some freshness. I had a hankering for some live "Rocky Mountain Way" by Joe Walsh. "Bases are loaded and Nixon's at bat, Playin' it play by play...Time to change the batter." Some concerts are available for download at a price.

Hugh Grant is dumping another Liz. That's the Warhol one. For lots of cash.

You wanna be paperless? These tips may work.

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Eric Wedge. One of the Closet Party Animals.

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48 Down: Astronomer Sagan (4 letters) Answer: Carl

Yesterday was a challenging day. I had to battle The Wiggles crowd for street parking; attend the Browns game; see Bruce Springsteen; sample items from the three main food groups: beer, whiskey, shots. And I did it!

Bruce Springsteen and the E Street Band

Admittedly, I am not a Bruce Springsteen fan, so I think I can look at his shows somewhat objectively. This is the third time I've seen him.

The Venue: Quicken Loans Arena. For this show, the Q was sold out. This was their first appearance in town since the "Vote For Change" caravan that rolled through here in 2004. The show did not start until 8:30 because of sound check issues. Although it could have been a number of things. Clarence waking up at 7:00, they watched the Browns game, he never starts on time, etc.

There obviously were floor seats. However, they were not assigned and it was General Admission. One section nearest the stage about 10 deep. Then a break to a major throng of people. In the back, there was plenty of room for mayhem.

Things I Noticed: I could do Clarence Clemons job. No lie. First, I have to learn to work the saxophone and play just what I feel, but the guy has the chaperone hat firmly bolted to his head these days. Clarencestein. He's old and he acts it. He gets to sit in a high chair. He can play the sax right off a stand, too. So much so, I wouldn't be surprised if he's not live, but Memorex. I swear I hear sax, and he ain't playin' it. One of these times, Springsteen will call out "Let's go, C." and I don't think he'll answer the bell. He also gets to play those percussive thingies I can handle. He starts playing this one thing like he's shaving carrots, then he's playing a potato scrubber. Next are the maracas. I don't wanna bash the guy, but people still look at him as a significant contributor and they could be wrong.

A la Bob Dylan, Springsteen's harmonica makes an appearance and people go ga-ga.

I always get a kick out of shared vocals. But when Steve Van Zandt sings at the same microphone as Springsteen, why do I always think of garlic. Have for years and it's distracting. When Springsteen's wife shares the mike, I think alcohol. It's crazy.

Nils Lofgren, however, is a virtuoso as far as I'm concerned and my favorite E-Street Band member. Although I'm worried about him. He's either getting shorter or his guitars are getting much bigger. It's scary. Awesome work on the "Tunnel of Love" solo, though.

The Tickets: We were in Section 124 in the lowers, the northwest corner. Probably halfway up, even with the Club level. The beauty of it was not much standing. Oh, people to the right and lower stood most of the time, but plenty of people had a clear shot to the stage. The guy next to me was multi-talented, though. He played air guitar, air drums, and air keyboard. I laughed.

The Sound: It is the Q, but for a Springsteen show, it's not that important. I mean, the only word I've ever understood in the song "Badlands" happens to be the word "badlands", so I don't think I missed much. And I heard every "1-2-3-4" clearly. Plus, when most people know the words and sing along, it's kind of a moot point.

The Stage: The setup consisted of a rather sparse stage with a platform a couple of steps down, running the full length of the stage in front. A ramp to a walkway at the back of the stage was also employed. Springsteen took a walk up that ramp, acknowledging the crowd during one song. Video screens up front, on the right and left. Two curtains in the front of the stage between the two screens were also used for video on a couple of songs. Lighting was minimal.

Here is the band deployment. Front row, left to right: Clemons, Nils, Springsteen, Tallent, Van Zandt, Wifey. In the back, left to right: Federici, Weinberg, Tyrell (Violin chick), Bittan.

The Music: I'm sure the diehards will quibble with the song selection. But let's face it, the reason there is a tour is to promote the "smash LP", as Springsteen called it. In the iPod world of today, though, people are mad about singles. I'm not sure people wanted to hear the fourth cut of side B of "Magic". And you could tell from the audience response there was a bit of restlessness hoping he would revisit the familiar old classics. At least, he had at least one song from each of his albums. But he's established himself as an icon, and I give him props to do whatever he feels like. He certainly could have gouged people on price and he didn't.

Setlist:

Radio Nowhere
Night
Lonesome Day
Gypsy Biker
Magic
Reason to Believe
It's Hard to Be a Saint in the City
She's the One
Livin' in the Future
The Promised Land
Town Called Heartbreak
Tunnel of Love
Be True
Devil's Arcade
The Rising
Last to Die
Long Walk Home
Badlands

Encore:

Girls in Their Summer Clothes
Kitty's Back
Born to Run
Dancing in the Dark
American Land


If you are a diehard, are you disappointed that one of your favorites was not included? They played for only 2 hours and 10 minutes, which in the old days represented the time when things were just getting started. I dunno, I'm not a diehard. But I'll say this, the man knows how to entertain. The band has excellent musicianship, it's max effort on every tune, and you have to take the new to recapture some of the old. I'd say it was a pretty solid effort.

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Crap. Just when you inhale some fast food out of necessity, it has to get spoiled by all the junk in it. Subway's whole wheat bread, for instance, has fructose as its first ingredient. Bah!

The Writers Guild goes on strike. Talk shows take the first hit, series can go on for a bit. Look for more reality shows.

Tina Fey on picket line duty:




















It's good to be the King

Randomness from yesterday's Browns home game:

Special Guest: Nomar Stalker is in the house. This was a game we had been looking forward to for a long time.

Today's Opponent: The Seattle Seahawks. Since the Seahawks moved to the NFC a while back, we don't really care much about them. Last time, the Browns went to Seattle, they got whipped. Their last visit here was a home opener several years ago. The Browns lost, 9-6, on a field goal as time expired. The Browns come into today's game winners of their last two, Seattle had a bye last week. Both teams have superior offenses, so most expect a shootout. This is a major step for the Browns. If they win this, we can explore discussing the "P" word without sounding nutty.

Today's Veterans Day Flyover:













The Weather: The coldest game of the year, thus far. But not too bad. Since, I was going to see Springsteen, I couldn't dress like it was a football game. Honestly, would you really wear a Browns jersey to the concert, any concert? Cue the "L" word.

Today's Giveaway: I had to get a Bloody Mary prepped before I wrote this. They had some hip-hop guy I never heard of, Soulja Boy Tellem participating. A video clip showed him in a Browns jersey, allegedly in the locker room, dancing around. I have no idea what he gave away, but it's the first time a record company or artist sponsored something down there. Might be the last.

Section 345:Once again, the Browns play good football and attention is squarely focused on the field. Coats arrived, so fewer "Asshole!" chants, as well. Plus, Seattle is really far away.

Best Browns Play: Had to be the screen pass in OT to Jamal Lewis. It went for 34 yards and it appeared that Lewis was well ahead of his blockers when he got the ball. It didn't matter, as it was a combination of Lewis not wanting to go down and the Seahawks seemingly not wanting to tackle him. Put the Browns in field goal range.

Second-Best Browns Play: Speaking of that field goal, Phil Dawson's to win the game was a thing of beauty.

Worst Browns Play: The missed extra point by Dawson after the Browns first touchdown. The yankiest of yanks that have ever been yanked.

Best Line from Me (noting how bad Shaun Alexander runs these days): "Shaun Alexander has been sissified!"

Best Line from Nomar Stalker (viewing the Soulja Boy Tellem video): "Who is that? Soulja Boy Urkel?"

Best Line from a Random (the guy next to me was accompanied by a drunken friend who stepped out for a long time): "I'm starting to get worried. Oh, not about the game, about my friend. He'll probably say I told him the wrong section. He'll yell at me. He'll throw a punch. And even though I'm drinking, I gotta get him home."

Oddest Browns Jersey: Not so much on the Browns side. 10 Zorn for Seattle evoked throwback memories. But there was a couple wearing 18 Manning jerseys. One blue, one white. Not really sure why.

Food Items: One pretzel and one Mountain Dew, please. The best purchase was by the guy I mentioned earlier. he buys a beer for himself and his friend. One beer makes it down to us. But mysteriously, a guy several seats down from us assumed the second beer was for him and started drinking it.

Best Hat: The Browns "Fat Albert" propeller beanie I saw after the Springsteen show.

The Fuckin' Run: The Seahawks running game was dormant for the most part. They still managed 108 yards, but the great Shaun Alexander is a mystery these days. Seattle's line isn't what it once was, and since Alexander's latest wrist injury, he seems to relish in being a non-factor. Maurice Morris had a six yard average though. Seattle looked like they wanted to throw on every down, and could not make the one yard it needed in OT for a first down that led to their loss.

Worst Stat: Nate Burleson's 47.5 yard average on punt returns for Seattle. His 95-yard return for a touchdown was a head scratcher.

2nd Worst Stat: Most of the Browns leading tacklers were their secondary personnel. It shows how effective Seattle was throwing the ball. Virtually every out pattern and every crossing pattern resulted in a decent gain for the Seahawks.

Most Interesting Stat: Jamal Lewis. Could not average 2 yards per carry, but had 4 touchdowns. That's not interesting, it borders on incredible.

This was an important game for the Browns. It was a team with a winning record coming to town, and they beat them. Trust me, that is a rarity. The defense again played great when it needed to, but is still giving up way too many yards. I think I could have caught 5 passes for Seattle yesterday.

But we seem to have stumbled upon an offense that could be labelled a juggernaut. Halfway through this season the Browns have scored 227 points. The entire year last year, they scored 238. Since the home opener debacle, the Browns have games of 51, 27, 41 and 33, sweeping them all. What looked bleak two months ago, has us looking ahead to a schedule that contains the Cardinals, Bills, 49ers, Texans and Jets. Toss in the Bengals, as well. I understand the Browns have not established a team that can consistently perform on the road, but I think the "P" word will enter the discussion soon.

Next week, it's the Steelers on the road. Once again, a game that will go along way in determining the fate of this year's team.

Browns win, 33-30, in an overtime thriller.

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5 Across: Jack of "Dragnet" (4 letters) Answer: Webb

Last night, we gathered up the men in my family to search for some grub. Plan A was to go to Melt as I had not been there in a while. When we arrived, however, it was packed to the gills. There was a high school football playoff game at Lakewood and I'm sure thousands were in attendance to see Jeff Dunham, the ventriloquist, at the Civic Auditorium.

So, we obviously had to head elsewhere for Plan B. Which is the good thing about Lakewood. I thought maybe Crazy Rita's would be a substitute, but that will become a Cleats (and don't we have enough of them yet?), Johnny Malloy's had the Calzaghe fight, but we were too early, so we headed over to the old reliable, the West End, where we got to see the end of the Navy-Notre Dame game and also the conclusion of Michigan-Michigan State. As usual, food (especially the buffalo chicken tenders) and beer (Shiner Bock) were good.

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A journey through Chicago to get 10 free tacos during the allotted time last Tuesday, courtesy of the feet of one Tacoby Ellsbury. Why in God's name did they have this promotion on a Tuesday afternoon?

The tongue stud of Mrs. Kucinich. Yep, he's my Congressman.

Bob Dylan has an art exhibit in Germany. I'm sure Red Skelton is jealous...er, was...uh, smiling broadly from above.

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Ball State 's basketball program is kinda screwed up. BTW, I finally got my CSU tickets on Friday. Considering there is an exhibition game on Tuesday, that seems to be cutting it close. Can't wait to see the new mascot. And I also got center court seats to see CSU play Ohio State in December at Quicken Loans Arena in the McClendon Game.

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A busy Sunday--The Wiggles, Browns and Springsteen.

Clocks fall back tonight, and that is my favorite household chore. Synching all dials.

Last night, I had a hankering to visit Reddstone. Angry Guy and Gale joined me. Reddstone is getting to be known as "the old Snickers" down on West 76th, bordering Battery Park. It's sort of a limited menu. A few entrees, burgers, pizzas, a couple of salads, and some appetizers.

I thought it had a good vibe going on down there. Kinda dark, really good music, nice selection of booze. I heard music ranging from Nine Inch Nails, Elvis Costello, Melanie, She Wants Revenge and Placebo to name a few, so that was cool. It was piped in and there was a jukebox, but who needed to spend money with that music playing.

I had a house salad that hit the spot. We also ordered a different kind of pizza (at least for me), that had sausage, ham and pineapple, but we had to sub BBQ'ed onions for the fruit. It could have been better. I thought it tasted OK, however, it was the crust that was overdone and Gale opined that it seemed to taste of the frozen variety. But the atmosphere was great. They had two Plasma TVs with DirecTV, so the Cavs game was on. And people actually seemed interested in it. Next time, I'll opt for a Burger, but overall, I was pleased.

Let's see how they survive the winter. They claim they are going to be open til 2:30 on a nightly basis and I dunno, that's a rough go in this town. But, I'll definitely go back. Their website is here.

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Dog is in trouble. He used the N-word. Uh-oh. His show got yanked. I'm not sure of this guy's appeal, as I never tuned in for more than a few minutes the whole time his show was on A&E.

Whatever happened to those "Seinfeld" bit players? It's funny how some of these people show up from time to time. Elaine's office mate who wanted to be with George, the "Bad Boy", is in a commercial for an airline or maybe Orbitz. The girl who wouldn't let Jerry play with her toys shows up in a commercial wearing "Julie from Time-Life" headphones. And I recently saw the cop from the "90210" episode on a "Two and a Half Men" rerun.

Stuff you didn't know. Well, some stuff.

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Boxing from Cardiff, Wales? Of course, that means HBO is showing the Super Middleweight unification bout at 168 between the pride of Wales, Joe Calzaghe and the Viking Warrior, Mikkel Kessler. This is anticipated as a big fight as 50,000 fans are cramming into a rugby stadium to watch. And since both combatants are undefeated, somebody's 0 has got to go.

This is a test of faster hands (Calzaghe) versus better boxing skills (Kessler). Kessler had the best of the fight through the first four rounds. He was jabbing well, and Calzaghe's unorthodox southpaw style was getting him into a bit of trouble now and then and he was taking some shots from Kessler's counterpunching. Calzaghe has a pretty good chin and he needed it as Kessler was connecting with some big uppercuts.

However, around the fifth and sixth round, Calzaghe started mixing his power with some terrific boxing. The jab was working beautifully in these rounds and Calzaghe kept backing Kessler up. Even his father/trainer, Enzo, normally not shy with the criticism, told Joe he "was fucking boxing Kessler's ass off". Calzaghe ended up taking Rounds 5 through 11, with minimal struggle.

It was unfortunate for Kessler, because he tried a lot of things and nothing seemed to work. He showed the guts of a champ though, because he never gave up. He got stung with a Calzaghe body shot in the seventh, but still kept coming. As was mentioned on the broadcast, he had his moments in the fight, just not enough of them.

Both guys fought a nice 12th, with Calzaghe not backing off at all and Kessler trying to connect with some bombs. Kessler won the 12th, but that was too little, too late. The unanimous decision went to Calzaghe.




















So, what's next for Calzaghe? In the pound-for-pound argument, he's near the tippy top. Tonight was a pretty good dismantling of a young championship fighter in Kessler. Joe says he's done at 168. A move up to fight Bernard Hopkins would be a very good matchup between unbeatens. Probably more important for the boxers, it would also be a very good payday.

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25 Across: Racing family name (8 letters) Answer: Andretti

Another Halloween is in the books. For the first time in a long time, I actually had leftovers from last night. I think the time change really hurt my neighborhood. There was not a lot of activity by me until after 6:30. So, I didn't get out there until 6:45 and really had 35 minutes or so before it was dead. Plus, not as many houses were participating.

(CoCo and Ice-T)






























Highlights:

The best costume, by far, was Sexy Pirate Mom who was accompanying her spawn. Wearing one of those Errol Flynn swashbuckling outfits. She can swab my deck anytime.

The older kids do not even try anymore. I had one kid who had a mask on top of his head. I told him, "I didn't think I'd have to card anyone tonight." His friend was so old, I told him, "You should be giving me candy." I gave them both Tootsie Pops in a defiant move. After I was done, I walked over to Subway, where I saw the maskless one smoking.

(Becks and Posh look-alikes)























Not much imagination at all. I saw a Darth Vader that was pretty cool, but is this 1986?

An odd girl said, "Trick or Treat", opened her bag, then took off before I could put candy in her bag. I asked her to come back and her Mom asked, "Was she scared?". I said, "No, impatient."

One kid was dressed as T.O. I gave him two pieces of candy, because I told him he had guts. Of course, his T.O. outfit was an Owens jersey and a Cowboys cap. He should have done pushups in everyone's driveway or had pills spilling out of his pockets or something.

I had one Spidey, a Buzz Lightyear, an Incredible, a Jason and way too many princesses.

One little "angel" actually grabbed a handful of candy from the bowl. Oh, no, you dint. She then chose one.

My Dad handed out Dum-Dums again. Dum-Dums! I told him you know they hate you when they leave. He understands, because he likes to bitch about Halloween. He discriminates this way: Locals get 2, the members of the vanned-in crowd get one.

Speaking of transients, it wasn't too long before the traditional minivan of Hispanics parked by my house. The door opens and it resembles the clown car at the circus. I swear, 50 kids come pouring out and all you hear is "Mira aqui!". Oh, it's quite the sight.

(Kyle MacLachlan)




















One house on my street actually had a keg going. Not sure if that was for parents strolling by, or for themselves, or maybe the kids. I should have introduced myself, "Hi, I'm Thirsty."

One mother was several houses away from her brood. As she passed my house, I heard her mutter this to herself, "I hope this ends soon, I gotta pee."

Meal of Links

The Weblog Award nominees are up. Always a great place to find something new.

I don't think the Chinese have anything to do with this pizza recall. I don't buy these brands anyhow.

Don Imus returns on December 3. Looks like no TV and no satellite radio. For now.

Exercise Yard

Eagles coach Andy Reid lives in a house described as a "drug emporium". And no, he doesn't live at Wakgreen's.

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