Was over at Paul's for Browns-Bengals today. Sheesh, are they bad! I dare say Brady Quinn resembled the guy from the start of the season who got benched. Rushed throws when he didn't have to. Threw poorly at other times. A really shaky performance today.























Of course, the defense also gave up over 200 yards on the ground. I am getting perturbed with the excuse that the Browns defense is not really that bad, because they are on the field so much. Well, if they are not that bad, how about a three-and-out every once in a while or some regular stops?

Plus, there are still 4 home games remaining!

Browns lose, 16-7.

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"Screen Epiphanies" has directors talk about the first movies that mattered to them. Danny Boyle talks about "Apocalypse Now". I remember where I saw that. I even saw the feature with the added feature over at the Cedar-Lee a while back. Loved it.

Grooming wisdom for men. "46. Graduate to a drink you can call your own."

The Tao of Don Draper.

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Eddie the Eagle is back. The famous ski jumper will carry the Olympic torch in Canada.

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None, on an ugly Browns Sunday.

My Dad and I were at The Bart to see CSU play Wichita State this afternoon. Yes, Saturday afternoon games are back on the schedule. I showed up, but the Vikings didn't. Godawful shooting as CSU missed 21 straight shots! Worst game at home in three years. CSU was soundly thrashed, 69-54.

Highlight: Postgame Becky Burger.

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50 interesting articles from Wikipedia. The discovery of human feet in British Columbia is a good one.

Someone on Craigslist needs to get pregnant. Fast. Like this weekend.

Maxim's 100 Funniest Jokes. "Tonto Kowalski", anyone.

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Tough to find any good video on this, but Jimmy Bullard of Hull City is the leader in the clubhouse for this season's best EPL goal celebration. Timing is everything.

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50 Down: "The Hustler" author Walter (5 letters) Answer: Tevis

I hope everyone had a Happy Thanksgiving. I was at my Uncle's house once again and it was really good. Salad with fried broccoli and cauliflower bits, turkey, stuffing, sweet potatoes, mashed potatoes, corn pudding, cranberries, rolls, desserts and probably other stuff I forgot. You know, the whole shot. Toss in some football and you got yourself a Thanksgiving Day.

Now to catch up:

I saw Best Friend over the weekend and she was all fired up about these conjoined twins. After checking on them, I understand it's a great story. But, man, I also realized I have issues on this topic.

Drew and I were at O'Rielly's earlier this week. All I could think about was hoping a Po Boy would be on the menu. It was. Drew now upgrades to Lincoln Town Cars for rental car purposes when he can. Looks like a phat ride.

Something's up with my Dad. I've seen him drink a beer last weekend and then on Wednesday, he had a scotch. Maybe it was the '80s DJ at The Happy Dog on Wednesday. The new T-shirts look pretty cool there, BTW. Question: If I have 5 Magic Hat No. 9's, can I call it Magic Hat 45?

Gale and I took in a movie before dinner yesterday. It was "The Fantastic Mr. Fox". It had all of the quirkiness of a Wes Anderson film. Only this time, there were puppets. George Clooney as Mr. Fox and Jason Schwartzman as his son were real standouts. I slso liked a cameo from Owen Wilson as "Coach Skip". He coached Whack-Bat. I can't explain the game, but it looked neat. This one is definitely worth seeing.

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I cleaned my plate yesterday. But it should come as no surprise that Americans waste a lot of food.

Apparently there was no sexual abuse in the Catholic Church in Dublin until 1995. Amazingly, the Archdiocese never told the police about complaints until that year. But they had files on 100 priests since 1940.

Kim Jong-Il is a nutbag. A bunch of his crazy antics are detailed here.

101 places to shop online. With their discounts noted. BTW, Toys R' Us with that Midnight opening seems to be where all the Black Friday trouble occurred this year. You can get $3 in MP3's at Amazon by clicking here before Sunday.

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Drudge probably has the siren up on his site. But Tiger Woods either did or didn't get in a serious car accident last night.

I'd check to see if Bill Clinton or Greg Norman were nearby.

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43 Down: Rockefeller Center muralist (4 letters) Answer: Sert

In true Thanksgiving fashion, Paula Deen gets hit by a ham. This Zapruder-like film catches it all.

Paula Deen-Hit By Ham



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Detroit can't bury dead. And you thought it was bad here.

The best celebrity computer ads. Of the '80s! Oh, look at the familiar faces in these commercials.

More Palin. This time on Canada's health system. Plus the ever-popular President Obama does not recognize the sacrifice troops make.

Michael C. Hall talks about "Dexter". Voice-overs, his character, etc. Season 5 already ordered.

The current state of TiVo. It's subscriber base is eroding.

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Brady Quinn is dating the gymnast, Alicia Sacramone. Look for Kramer around the 2:55 mark. "Jerry, you stand on the threshold to the magical world of sensual delights that most men dare not dream of!"

Seinfeld-"The Gymnast"



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42 Across: Guitarist ___ Paul (3 letters) Answer: Les

Why would anyone be upset with the Browns loss to the Lions today?

Sure, they should have won and the defense still sucks. And sure, a third down run after the 2-minute warning would have run more time off the clock. And sure, they gave up an 88-yard game-winning TD drive, riddled with bad clock management, to a rookie quarterback, helped by one of the dumbest pass interference calls ever. A penalty so obvious, the ref had to call it.

But this game was basically played for shits and giggles. By both teams. It was like they were facing their own offenses and defenses in practice, but the results counted and everyone got paid. Save it for the games that really count.

Like next week against the Bengals.

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Mark Bittman with the best advice for prospective Thanksgiving chefs. Calm the fuck down!

Check out this guy. Not a fan of Lego Rock Band.

Matt Taibbi with a terrific piece on the appeal of Sarah Palin. The first WWE politician.

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My football fan woes continue:

My alma mater, Miami, wins one game this year.

My beloved Michigan finishes last in the Big Ten.

And, of course, the Browns losing to the Lions on the last play of the game.

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None. On a nice, sunny fall Sunday.

Seems to me, it was another record-setting crowd at Polka Happy Hour at The Happy Dog last night. I think the limited menu is resulting in more drinking. A rather festive crowd was there yesterday and we found ourselves sitting at the bar.

BTW, my Dad got a new TV today. It was the Vizio VO320E 32-inch HD LCD TV. Looks cool, weighs not so much, rates high and Sam's Club was selling them for $338. A steal. Costco also has them for that price, but won't sell Coke products. Mmmmm.

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Speaking of electronics, here is a heads-up for Black Friday. BTW, the Vizio TV we got today is in a Black Friday ad for Sears and is selling for $349. Sleep in and go to Sam's or Costco. Or travel to IKEA for some free breakfast, Friday through Sunday.

Here are all of your Holiday Specials and Marathons. G4 on Turkey Day has "Big Trouble in Little China", hah! What the hell is this: "Larry the Cable Guy's Hula-palooza Christmas Luau" on CMT. Good grief.

Movie. Buttered popcorn. Medium soda. Equals 3 McDonald's hamburgers. Get a small ICEE instead!

The Best Music of the Decade. They did a good job on this one. You are starting to see more of the same records pop up on these lists.

Dog heaven, perhaps?

If marijuana was taxed, look at those tax revenues. Ohio would rank 5th, based on current production.

Palin's book tour in Indiana. FAIL.

Ricky Jay talks about his career. Love that guy.

Tim Goodman thinks it may be a good idea for Conan go to a different network. Probably not a bad idea.

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More soccer match fixing in Europe. These guys never learn.

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53 Across: Rhodes with a scholarship (5 letters) Answer: Cecil

I was over at Target today at Steelyard Commons. As I was leaving, I noticed they had a three-wheel motorcycle-looking vehicle parked up front. It was done up in the red-and-white Target colors and marked "Assets Protection". Only 100 stores nationwide have one, so far.















I guess if someone shoplifts, they can hop on this cycle and chase them down. I'd like to see it in action. But I guess the real reason is to patrol the parking lot and provide outdoor security.

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Have the laughs on this past week's "Curb Your Enthusiasm" ever been better? Looks like Leon will kickstart the Middle East peace talks.

Hey, you wuss! Make your own pie crust!

NME lists its 50 best albums of the decade. Not bad.

The 25 Best Live TV Moments of the decade. Includes the mother of Bill Hicks receiving Letterman's apology. Early White Stripes on MTV. Lots of sports, but no Ron Artest, which is easily Top 5 material!

A review of Palin's book. "It moves as quickly as possible to its real raison d’Atre, a methodical re-imagining of her entire political career replete with more excuses than a Cleveland Browns post-game press conference. Palin has never done anything wrong." Nate Silver says she will run in 2012.

Kurt Vonnegut writes a letter from the war. Read the crap that guy lived through.

Bill Maher keeps coming on earlier. Now it's 9:00 p.m. on Fridays, starting in February.

The Best Metal of the Decade.

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The coach of my alma mater is a wise old man. Listen to Charlie Coles respond to a question of how the Kentucky game got away from Miami. Lowly Miami lost on a last-second shot, BTW.



Hey, Australia! Wrestling is fake! Not front page news.

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18 Across: "Seven Year Ache" country singer (11 letters) Answer: Rosanne Cash

My brother and I were at The Bart today for the opener on CSU's home basketball schedule against Wilmington. The issue: The game started at 11:30 a.m. As luck would have it, we were able to secure a 4-hour meter right by our entrance that had 1:46 still remaining. A few quarters later and we were good to go.

Of course, when you start a game at 11:30, you cannot expect many people to attend. By our count, it was between 300 and 350 people. Whatever possessed CSU to do this, they need to remove that thought from their collective mind. But starting at Midnight tonight, ESPN has 24 hours of basketball, so let's be glad we didn't get that 6 a.m. timeslot that St. Peter's and Monmouth have tomorrow morning.

The stat that jumps out is that Wilmington shot 57% for the game. Oh, CSU won, 99-74, but it was a game that answered no tough questions about the team. Basically, a glorified scrimmage.

Then it was off to the Parkview for lunch.

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Adweek is taking votes on the Best Ads of the 2000s, (Non Super-Bowl Category). Remember, VW's "Bubble Boy" had "Mr. Blue Sky" as its music. The Starburst one remains uncomfortably freaky.

"Easy Rider" stops then. And now.

Edward Woodward died. He was the star of one of my favorite shows, "The Equalizer". For the first part of its run, an excellent show.

And that Stuart Copeland theme:



The Best American Breweries of the Decade. No locals.

Lou Dobbs had 8 million reasons to quit CNN. Very amicable.

Ken Ober died, as well. He was the host of MTV's Remote Control. The one that gave us Colin Quinn and Cousin Stickpin. To this day, we still do a little "Dead or Canadian?". And he was also on a Jenga commercial which you would always watch and say, "Hey, there's Ken Ober."

Hitch writes about Palin.

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The Bill Belichick gaffe is still raising eyebrows. But can you believe how many pundits are still saying it was the right move? Folks are quoting these stats about how the Patriots have gone for it on fourth down x number of times and how many times they were successful.

But I have yet to see a study break down those incidents. There is a huge difference when going for it on 4th down in the second quarter on an opponents 30-yard line than when he went for it last night.

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23 Across: God of thunder (4 letters) Answer: Thor

Kind of a weird Sunday again this week. No Browns game today and since I am passing on Monday night's game, I don't have to witness anything in person regarding the Browns for a while. Then tomorrow, I have an off-day, so I can watch Cleveland State play some bizarro world 11:30 a.m. game.

But I did learn some things today:

Robitussin-on-the Go: What a great idea for the addicted.

GEICO commercial: I've given up on the "I'm a pothole" ad.

Al Michaels hates fireworks!: He wanted to go off on indoor fireworks.

Cincinnati Bengals; The second Ravens game won me over. And with their upcoming schedule, they are in.

Cleveland Browns: Weird day in the NFL. Bad teams won some games or almost won. An omen?

Colts-Patriots: What a bungle by Belichick. Punt the ball!

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The Onion with yet another classic. Could not stop laughing at that one.

She blinded me with science. And hit me with technology.

Can a convict get anything he or she wants for their last meal? 24 tacos seems a bit much.

Lt. Bookman soles another case. Can't stand ya.

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Manny Pacquiao delivered another gem of a fight in beating Miguel Cotto. The promoters love him because he gets the PPV viewers. The fans love him because he is always coming forward. Plus, he now has won belts in 7 different weight classes.

If he fights Floyd Mayweather, they break the bank.

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None, on a not-too-exciting Sunday.

I had a busy day today. Did you know today was America Recycles Day? Or, maybe it's tomorrow. Anyhow, I took my old computer to get recycled today. Yes, my Sony VAIO from the Dark Ages gets sent to PC Heaven. Actually, it doesn't reach heaven or purgatory, so it's probably in limbo, even though the Pope banished that a few years ago.

But, I also did three things you normally can't do in November around here:

A. Wear shorts outside. While running a bunch of errands this a.m., I could not believe how warm it was, so off with the denims.

B. Mow the lawn. Incredibly, I mowed the lawn today. I thought it needed one more shot before winter. By far, the latest I've ever had to mow.

C. Grill outdoors. My Dad bought some steaks a while back and had them frozen for a few weeks. I thought last week we blew it, by not grilling them then. So, we made sure we had them ready for today's weather. He must have picked them up from the BrontoBurger aisle at Buehler's. I know when he got them, they were dirt cheap, but jeezy creezy, they must have been 24-oz. ones. That means leftovers!

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Hunt4Tunes allows you to listen and download tunes. I just listened to "Dr. Detroit" by Devo, "Blue Orchid" by The White Stripes, and "Cities" by Talking Heads. Far from comprehensive, but it is "F-R-E-E, that spells free.".

This is great news. The Who will play "The CSI Song" at the Super Bowl. I think Roger's voice can hold up for 15 minutes, can't it?

Some excellent rock photos from Jim Marshall. My favorite of the bunch here may be the Slick/Joplin one. But these are all good. The Who is in there, as well.

Dear Santa, I don't ask for much. But this new book, "Dear Andy Kaufman, I Hate Your Guts!" is going on my Christmas list. Cookies and cocoa on me, dude. Thanks!

We are running out of bluefin tuna. What do you do if you run across one though, eat it? It may be the last one.

The one-of-a-kind David Lloyd died this week. Look at the TV shows on his resume.

Newsweek has a list of comedians who aren't funny. If the person I am thinking of, is not on this list, then this list sucks. Yep, he's on it, at a charitable #4. Poor Emo and Yakov, though.

35 Awesome Science Fair Projects. With pictures.

There was a linebacker I noticed from Iowa today with the name of "Angerer". It made me wonder what Ed Anger was up to. He's still angry!

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Even the Most Interesting Man in the World (Complete with purple shirt. Hah!) loves TCU football. "Stay horny, my friends."

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30 Across: Voice of Mr. Magoo (9 letters) Answer: Jim Backus "Mr. Magoo's Christmas Carol" bothered me intensely upon my first viewing.

Let's not forget those who served on Veterans Day today. My Dad even took advantage of the free steak from Applebee's today. On Monday, Gary Sinise invites vets to grab a free dinner at Golden Corral. Nice gestures all. I'm sure before the Browns game on Monday night, while some bozos are protesting, Randy Lerner will have some sort of Veterans Tribute. The Browns commitment to honoring veterans is truly the only thing they do consistently well.

Meanwhile, I had some Veterans-related messages from organizations I support in my Inbox. A couple of those are the IAVA and The Pat Tillman Foundation.

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The elves are back. Is it now old?

The 100 Best Films of the Decade. A UK version. Again, "In The Loop" with a mention. Gee, you forget that "Memento" came out in 2000. The Top 11 are kinda cool.

Jon Stewart is on a roll!

The charms of Reality TV. The debasing of bad acting is one. Here are the best reality shows. Some love for "I Bet You", a tiny bit for "Cash Cab".

Sarah Palin and her latest crusade: "In God We Trust" on dollar coins. Maybe Lou Dobbs can join her, now that he has free time.

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What a great thought. The Aaron Rodgers Sack Tracker. Even with an offensive line that bad, the Browns failed to join the party.

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17 Across: Senate minority leader McConnell (5 letters) Answer: Mitch

I had to drop off some Browns tickets to Kevin last night, so I got a taste of the pre-concert Springsteen crowd. I am not sure the buzz exists like it used to. When I worked Downtown, it was electric when the guy showed up. Especially for that Stadium concert, absolutely a huge event at the time.

Over time though, I guess everyone gets a little older, more sedate, and he did not sell out the Q. But the show got a rave review.

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The AV Club has started up its Best of the Decade features. So far, it's One-Season TV Wonders, Late Night Comedy/Talk, and TV Movies/Miniseries. Nice props for "Andy Richter Controls The Universe", but no "Knights of Prosperity"?

"Shit My Dad Says" moves from Twitter to TV. "I wanted to see Detroit win. I've been there. It's like God took a shit on a parking lot. They deserve some good news."

A droplet of water reveals the face of Ringo Starr. Don't send him any mail about it, though. Peace and love.

Count Chocula is the most powerful vampire of them all. Why? He has no weaknesses.

Saint Sarah. This guy reads, then writes about, the 4700-word essay on Sarah Palin so you don't have to.

Arby's is one of those fast food places I visit maybe a couple of times a month. But this sums up why they are so low on fast food chain. My issue is they have lots of choices, but most of them are really bad for you. Especially the sandwiches you think might be OK, like the Market Fresh Turkey on Wheat or the Turkey Reuben. And the guy is right, what is memorable to eat there? I think the Chocolate Mint Milk Shake may be the only thing that currently stands out. In addition, their combo prices are exorbitant.

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Golf balls are destroying the planet. Lost ones, that is. Claims are it takes between 100 to 1,000 years for a golf ball to decompose naturally. I think I've had sandwiches that take that long, too.

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43 Across: Soccer immortal (4 letters) Answer: Pele

Old habits die hard, I guess. Even though I did not bet this year, I still watched the Breeders Cup. It was at Santa Anita and that means you get to see the Turf Sprint, which kind of has that "over the river and through the woods" vibe going. California Flag took that in a romp.

The highlight for me was picking Vale of York in the Juvenile, which was a nice 31-1 pick. And although Zenyatta and her Girl Power victory over the boys in the Classic was the best story of the day, the announce crew was so over the top during the prerace, I thought they should have just installed a Zenyatta Cam as a feature. Good grief! She has these funny, pawing at the dirt moves with her front hoof and, of course, that led to a "Dancing With The Stars" clip with that Len guy. Terrific close by Zenyatta, though.

That race was also marred by a horrible loading of the horse, Quality Road, into the starting gate. They even said he was a Juvenile Delinquent before the race, but they put the hood on him to load him and then all hell broke loose. Call me silly, but I don't think he liked the hood! He became the first ever gate scratch in the history of the Breeders Cup.

The Best Race In America...the Turf Sprint at Santa Anita



Quality Road says, "Oh, no, you dint!"



Zenyatta Beats The Boys



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Yep, he's my Congressman. Dennis Kucinich votes, once again, with his head. Check out the other Democratic No votes. Many of those Democrats are in districts that McCain carried in 2008 with huge margins.

It's TubeRadio. This sorts through videos on YouTube and you can make your own video playlists. I decided I hadn't heard "Squonk" in a while. And it found it and stored it easily.

Do we really need snoods? Skorts? OK, I guess. Sporks, yes. Snoods? Not so sure.

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Today was a day I crammed in a lot of stuff. For instance, this morning, I watched Chelsea-Manchester United. I'm glad someone else noticed this besides me. I actually replayed it a few times and laughed each time.

BTW, Chelsea won, One-Nil.

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None, on what may have been the last great weather Sunday of the year.

Last night, I was at The Happy Dog. I must say, it was the largest crowd I've seen there since the smoking ban. I know there was an after-party for the Made in the 216 Shoppe, but there were lots of people there.

It was a younger, dare I say hipper, crowd than normal for polkas. But they may have stumbled upon the cheap night out lure with the hot dogs (had mine with sriracha, cheddar, dill pickle and potato chips) and fries or tots. That means more drinking! I had my first Christmas Ale of the year and it was good.

Uh-oh, first ale and now my Christmas list is done. The holiday tidal wave has started.

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The cult of "Hoop Dreams" continues. Roger Ebert writes about the 15th anniversary viewing in Chicago (complete with Siskel & Ebert review). You can see it here, but 3 hours of computer viewing may be a bit much.

John Lithgow talks about his role on "Dexter". I think we are heading into the last 5 weeks on that series. I get a little of my Sundays back after this week with "Curb Your Enthusiasm" and "Bored to Death" wrapping up.

A Benny Hill stamp was rejected by Royal Mail because of his saucy antics. What a shamockery.

Tom Tancredo throws out some BS on veterans and healthcare and gets owned. Same tired act. I hate it when vets get played like that. Way too many people talking out of their ass, when it comes to veterans affairs, without checking the facts.

There is actually a debate over the shortest sentence using all the letters of the alphabet. The Wiki version just sounds better.

I'm glad someone likes "Robocop" as much as me. I'll watch that anytime, anywhere.

There is no question, I am a Trader Joe's honk. But their Organic Raspberry Fruit Spread is unbelievable. All other brands are now on fail.

Wal-Mart scowls at a hoilday tidal wave. They want a tsunami, so they came up with a Holiday Price War!!! Geez, a Blu-Ray DVD Player for less than $150. That is a very good deal and it's a Sony!

Might as well play it now....

Steely Dan/"Black Friday"



This was absolutely hilarious:

Stewart as Beck (not Rod as Jeff, but Jon as Glenn)



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This is part of the reason I like "Curb Your Enthusiasm". You never know what you will get. Last week, Larry was debating the merits of Derek Jeter with a stonemason.

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42 Down: Ace of Base genre (7 letters) Answer: Euro Pop

The Yanks haven't been World Series Champs for 24 hours and there are baseball moves already. Manny Acta, get to work!

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Depp and Jolie? In the same movie? That has to be good.

I didn't even know Echo and the Bunnymen were on tour. Moot point, now that it's cancelled. Not due to illness, breakup nor lousy ticket sales, but profit taxes. WTF?

All of your Ft. Hood news is here.

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God bless the World Cup! Chilean models pose to get tickets to the event. It's a beautiful game.

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46 Across: Jaime Sommers, TV's "_____ Woman" (6 letters) Answer: Bionic (Today's puzzle was by Xan Vongsathorn)

A trip down Memory Lane. Here is a page (click for larger view) from the PD TV Week some 36 years ago. This predates remotes, cable, VCRs for the most part.

A few things jump out:

At 4:00 on Channel 8, it's "Vin Scully". It must be "It Takes Two", which I have erased from memory.

30-minute soap operas.

Channels 23, 43 and 61 not yet 24-hour operations.

Shows designated Black and White.

Day and night versions of "The Price is Right".

Channel 8 has "Thrill Seekers" on at 7:30!

"Porter Wagner" on Channel 23. Spelling errors back then, too.

A Cleveland Crusaders game on Channel 43.

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Alec Baldwin and Steve Martin will host the Oscars. On paper, that sounds terrific.

The top 50 Movies of the Decade. By my count, I saw 22 of these in the theater. The most recent miss was "In The Loop" which was at the Cedar-Lee this past August for about a minute.

Nate Silver breaks down the election. I think the standout number is young people reverted back to voting form in an off-year election. They don't show up all the time.

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Derek Anderson is bad this year. Now we have proof he is historically bad. In the last 40 years, through the first 8 games, Anderson's QB rating is the 14th worst. Some really bad QBs have made this list, as well.

BTW, here is what George Kokinis did every day at the office. Advance to 5:54.

The Penske File



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46 Across: Retailing pioneer R.H. ____ (4 letters) Answer: Macy

Randy Lerner has apparently gone off the reservation. Yesterday, he does the old staredown at his own team in the tunnel to the locker room. "I want them to see me.", he says.

Then today, I find out he is meeting with the two "fan protesters". Great PR move on his part, I guess. But these two jamokes think they can actually change things. I can't think of anything they can tell Lerner that he doesn't already know. My guess: He'll charm the rubber masks off of these guys and the protest will be quashed after this meeting.

To cap it all off, the Kok of ManKok got canned. Yes, George Kokinis, the Claude Rains of Berea, was fired today by the Browns. Obviously, Lerner asked the question, "Who's responsible for this roster?" Then Eric Mangini produced a copy of George's contract, while pointing at George, where it stated explicitly he had control of the 53-man roster.

So, the man least responsible for this mess gets the axe. Lest we forget, Randy Lerner also had this type of internal strife after Year One of his reign, when it looked like Phil Savage and Romeo Crennel might be out in a power struggle with John Collins. Collins was prepared to fire Savage, with Crennel then resigning in protest. In a giant swerve, Collins was then asked to leave.

As Bruce Hornsby likes to say, "Some things will never change..."

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This guy hates soft drinks. Bastard.

If you donate a kidney, look out. You'll now have the dreaded pre-existing condition.

An ode to old dogs.

Pearl Jam closed the Spectrum in Philadelphia on Halloween. Naturally, they dressed as Devo.

"Whip It" by Pearl Jam



Walken Reads Lady Gaga



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Manu Ginobili had great success taking care of that bat the other day. Now for the bad news. Rabies shots.

Batman



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50 Across: "The Avengers" heroine, to Steed (7 letters) Answer: Mrs. Peel

Another Halloween has come and gone. At first, I thought there were no Caucasians trick-or-treating. But man, it was starting to get cold, so after 60 minutes of distribution, I ran out of the candy I wanted to give away.


















Best Costume: By far, Michael Jackson. The kid had it down. Sunglasses, hat, glove, shoe, jacket. It prompted this exchange:

MJ (in full character): "Trick or Treat-ah!"
Me: "Michael, I thought you died."
MJ: "Naw, I'm still around."
Me: "Still a Thriller, eh?"

Second Best Costume: Captain America (with shield).

Third Best Costume: A penguin. Not THE penguin, A penguin. Off the charts on the "Awwwwwww!" Scale of Cute.

Worst Costume: Guy pulls up in a Time Warner Cable car. "Hey, that guy is dressed like The Cable Guy!". I really need an audience of more than 2 neighbors on Halloween.

Second Worst Costume: Guy on crutches trying to catch up with his family, is in the middle of the street until he arrives at my neighbor's sidewalk.

Me: "I take it that's not a costume?"
(Crickets)
(Family gets candy, he walks away)
Me: "Apparently not."

Third Worst Costume: Some kid was dressed as Matt Hasselbeck, quarterback of the Seattle Seahawks. A big WTF.

Worst Trend: Clueless kids being escorted around in strollers by Moms. Seemed to be a candy grab for the Moms, while Junior had no idea what the hell he was freezing his ass for. Although someone texted me saying Mom was looking for a certain type of candy...Sugar Daddy.

Best Trend: No Halloween lights on the block this year! Oh, we had a gravesite and someone had scary music playing, but I did not have the orange-and-black wakeup call this year.

Second Best Trend: Not once did I have to ask someone: "How old are you?". As Tim Robbins once said, "...you know, for the kids."

Favorite Candy: Kids were choosing the Nestle Crunch. I had thought that was surpassed a long time ago. Really, it's the first time I gave that away in eons.

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How to build a bigass HDTV antenna. I'll never do it, but I must say, Time Warner Cable remains the devil. I had two days this week where more than half of the HD channels were not even tuned. Of course, after I make an appointment for service, they magically appeared later the next day.

Ten Sex Scenes Involving Costumes. Meh.

Making a case in the defense of extreme pornography. Let's just say, Roman Polanski gets more coverage than these folks.

"Dexter" is still pulling in viewers. It is the one show I never fail to watch. I rather liked Deb's crying scene last week. Done a la David Lynch, I thought. Not the weepy, whiny stuff, but the real-life-can't-catch-your-breath stuff.

Exercise Yard

How the World Series may have turned last night on a stupid pitch. As memories of Sam McDowell suddenly enter my head.

Visitor

None, on a refreshed Daylight Savings Sunday.