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I like Serena Williams' denim look at the U.S. Open.

Gotta run. The Terminator is giving his "I'm Living the American Dream" speech.

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I almost fainted when I saw noted liberal actor, Ron Silver, at the Republic National Convention.

The new iMac looks spiffy.

As I suspected, "Father of the Pride" sucks.

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Wayne Rooney "could have been a god but chose to be a devil".

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19 Across: Yankee infielder's nickname (4 letters) Answer: A-Rod

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Bad day for queuing yesterday. The folks at NCB, of course, only had two tellers on the last Saturday of the month. The line was way past the Maze of Ropes. Idiots. The folks at Third Federal contributed to my horrible timing. I am first through the Maze right after I walked in. Then I waited. And waited. And waited some more. The timing of the previous 7 people all having major transactions or being idiots was frustrating. Then some clown at the local Citgo prepays, but says she's at my pump. I pump $7.00 thinking that it seemed small, but hey, it might have been. Employee figures it out when I pay, and of course, clown blames him for the mishap. But cute cashier wanted to check out my car, so I didn't mind staying longer for her.

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Eventually, we'll have to buy the really cool TVs, right? LCD vs. Plasma.

The Israelis always seem to be spying on us.

Greenspan talks about Social Security again. This type of talk wakes everyone up. Kinda like when a cat hears a can of anything opening up.

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Didn't see much of the Browns game, because of a power failure and the fact my DVR stopped recording before the Browns comeback. Thank you, Adelphia. But I did learn that one unsportsmanlike conduct penalty can offset not one, not two, but three personal fouls from the other team. Competition committee may want to look into that. Anyhow, the legend of Luke McCown began last night. Jeff Garcia Quote of the Week: "I'm not seeing things I want to see out of our offense." Oh, boy.

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None, it's Sunday.

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Sat in the Terrace Club for last night's Indians game. No, not in the prime window area, but at a regular table. I have pretty much decided if I go to the Terrace Club, it's really a chance to shoot the shit and have a few pops, because I cannot concentrate on the game. Yeah, there's TV and a scoreboard lurking in the background, but you are so removed from the atmosphere. Don't get me wrong, it's nice and the air conditioning was on yesterday, but if you're intent on seeing the game, I'd advise staying in your regular seats or watch it on the tube.

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New dietary guidelines include several no-brainers. Less salt, exercise 30 minutes most days, eat more fish. I guess they assumed that if the recommendation was for less sugar as well, people would ignore it.

What do you know? Contaminated flu vaccines. I have taken one flu shot in my life. Too many risks.

Arnold gets a bill through the California legislature allowing the purchase of Canadian drugs. Hello, Governor Tax, wake up!!!

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With the Olympics heading toward their close, I think the IOC did a helluva job sniffing out the dopers. There were some really big names that got caught, and that Greek scandal, especially, looks like a headline grabber for some time. But all that aside, it's a terrific story that El Guerrouj g got his double in the 1500m and 5000m races. He is an amazing runner.

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17 Across: "CSI" actress (8 letters) Answer: Jorja Fox

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I tend to listen to music probably more than I should. But I've never entered the Air Guitar World Championships. I'm not sure the last time I played air guitar. I thought that went out with Power Station or maybe Winger. Time to start practicing a Townshend.

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The Top Ten Sci-Fi Films of all time.

Arnold's having a garage sale.

It's amazing what stem cells can do. Here's a guy who grew a new jaw in his back. Now if they could just get his head out of his ass.

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Some more Olympics stuff. Here's a guy celebrating Last Place Finishers.

And some photos of Kerri Walsh. OK, this seemed interesting, because of the hand placement. Then it gets more interesting from this view. But it's certainly not the hand from the first photo. She was groped so many times, there are probably a lot of photos to choose from.

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59 Down: Hunter of Mott the Hoople (3 letters) Answer: Ian

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The Little League World Series is going on presently. A kid from Chinese Taipei listed his favorite band as Power Station. Huh? That's slightly behind the curve there, Junior. Maybe he can move on to Winger.

And you gotta love the new Chunky Soup commercial with Mrs. McNabb. I see Sean Jones of the Browns is also on the Chunky team. And they now have Chunky Chili. Wait a minute, I thought you got that after you ate...never mind.

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Proof that Dave Matthews shits all over his fans.

John Kerry was not so good on "The Daily Show". Kerry actually was setting us up when he reminded everyone "that President Bush has never lost a debate." Uh-oh, that's not a good sign from the Democrat. I thought Bush was a dolt, now he's the Debate King. God help us.

Phil Spector's attorneys of the week.

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Serena gets ready for the Open.

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16 Across: Petrocelli of '60s-'70s baseball (4 letters) Answer: Rico

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Fark had a great poll today. It's 3 a.m., you've been drinking, where would you rather go?

Waffle House

Taco Bell

Steak 'n Shake

Since there are no Waffle Houses nearby, I have to eliminate them. However, it's a joy having an ex-con make your breakfast. Taco Bell used to be my choice since it's around the corner from me. But after Midnight, you have to go inside to order, completely defeating the late night concept. It's tough to top the three Soft Taco Supreme and keg-sized Mountain Dew combo. But the best of the lot has to be Steak 'n Shake. Because they don't make your order ahead of time, it's a long wait at the drive thru. In the wee hours of a weekend, the hungry driver takes on all forms. It is quite the show. A 3 a.m. Steakburger Combo with a Caffeine-free Diet Coke. Mercy.

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I like Wi-Fi at hotels. But I don't wanna pay for it.

Reporters are being forced to reveal sources. The courts are going after them with fines and, in one case, jail.

It's always good to throw blueberries into a smoothie. Now, it's even healthier.

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A fitting climax to the Olympic Beach Volleyball competition.

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36 Across: Operatic Lily (4 letters) Answer: Pons

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I got to play a version of America's fun game, "Hey, I Remember That Asshole" at tonight's Indians game. There was an older guy there keeping score while wearing a baseball glove. Friends, once you hit a certain age, you stop wearing a glove to a game, regardless of location. This guy passed that years ago. Early in the game, he started yelling obnoxious, but insipid things about the Yankees. Then Slider helped with an engagement, which always makes me puke. Anyhow, there was a Yankee fan involved, I guess, because the guy started yelling that if she got pregnant, they should have an abortion. Politics and morals aside, that's just plain stupid. Then it hit me. I sat by this guy at a Yankee game in 2001. It was the game I went to with my cousin Ron that is immortalized as "L'Affaire du Celery". To make a long story short, he got in trouble and I got blamed. Anyhow, this idiot had the same lines from 3 years ago. When Jeter got hit by Wicky Wicky Bob in the 9th, I swear this guy had a conniption. I'm not sure I've ever witnessed one before, but I think he had one.

Regardless, Sheff came up next and, of course, homered. We lose, nobody hurls stuff at us, thinking we are with that guy, and I made it home safely.

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If I'm a juror and Sandra Bullock walks in, she wins.

This is the best article, so far, to fully describe what's going on with the Swift Boat incident. It's obvious the hatred of Kerry runs deep amongst many of the Vietnam Vets.

The virtual girlfriend on your mobile phone. Thea's got legs. Those two items could be related. If they're smart.

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Paul Hamm, give back your medal! You did not win. You won because some idiot couldn't multiply correctly. You'll be on more than Wheaties boxes, if you do it. Come on, man. Think!! In two weeks, nobody remembers you. Turn in your medal, you're immortalized.

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67 Across: Historical seamstress (4 letters) Answer: Ross

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Randomness from the Browns first home game:

Lee Suggs will be the starting RB, but where is our fullback?
Offensive line depth is, oh, I don't know, scary?
The sewage stench under the Shoreway on West 3rd is still there.
Alesci's was open, but that damn drunken lady (who now has an orange purse) played Buffett. Again.
First team defense had trouble with the run. Again.
Cleveland Browns Stadium northwest escalator broken. Again.
Delay of game, and burned three TOs on offense in the first 19 minutes. Again.
Winslow's a playa, dude.
Very few season ticket holders were there. No Bell Guy behind us. Bruce Arians' friend who always yells at people leaving...a no show. Dawg Pound Guy AWOL. Lots of fans disguised as orange seats. But we were representin' the 345.
Obvious towel-waving interloper in front of us kept calling everyone a bum. He was gone at the half, lamenting he was a former Dawg Pound STH. "Go east, young, troubled man."
Roy Williams, Detroit's #1 pick, dropped 4 balls. Let's say the effort was off a bit.
Garcia was OK, at best.
I still can't find my brick outside the Stadium. Did I even buy one?
My best line, after a Holcomb sack: "It was Couch's fault." That one was heard to be passed among the rows.
No #2 Wansley jerseys.
Oddest Browns jersey: #41 Prentice. Dude, get a catalog. Or a current roster.
$4 Popcorn is coming...now at $3.75. Same as water.
Asinine halftime contest still there.
The guy selling "Smoke Green" and "Fuck Pittsburgh" t-shirts enters the John Collins Era.
Beggar solicitations: 3.
Charities outside were the Buonoconti Fund, a great charity BTW, and firemen filling the boot for MDA.
Bad high school cheerleading.
Many drunks. Our section had 3 lectures, no ejections and one female who could have suffered some arm or shoulder injury after a drunken fall.
Best line from some random: "Let's go D!!!". Scenario: Late third quarter, meaningless exhibition game, 3rd stringers on the field. That "Get a life." comment from Butch, never more appropriate.
Oh, we won 17-10.

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Politics and wrestling, a somewhat odd tag team.

The demise of the daily comics. To paraphrase, "Do anything you want to the comics. However, don't fuck with the crossword puzzle."

It looks we have a new leader in the clubhouse for worst movie of the year. It is "Exorcist: The Beginning". Can't find one positive review.

Late news: They stole "The Scream" out of an Oslo gallery. The thieving of art always has a romantic quality to it, no? I'd be on the lookout for Alexander Mundy.

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I was watching a bit of the Olympics heptathlon yesterday. Please test these women. My gosh, Kelly Sotherton of Great Britain may have had the only feminine look out of the lot of them, and that was a stretch. But, I got my first Olympic Fantasy points with Austra Skujyte of Lithuania, getting the silver in that event.

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None, it's Sunday.

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While being distracted by beach volleyball, the price of oil is creeping towards $50 a barrel. This goes in line with the theory that the Saudis will ramp up production before the election to give the Second One-Termer in his Family a boost. I don't like the theory because the wallet is gonna take a pounding until all of this clears up. I never thought I'd wish for $42 a barrel oil.

Let's see, Driver A lives 300 miles from Beach Volleyball site. An increase of $3 a barrel would put him...(Must get obsession under control)...(Maybe tomorrow)

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A typical example of how mascots ruin everything. Here you have a group of nice ladies dancin' their little hearts out at the Olympic beach volleyball competition. And this numbnuts mascot, Athina, has to go out there and ruin everything for the viewing audience. Old fave, Holly McPeak plays today.

Madden 2005 sells an incredible 1.3 million copies in Week One. Please check your kids and spouses while they're tucked away for hours. We may not be the smartest country, but we are a nation of strong thumbs, a la Sissy Hankshaw.

I just ordered tickets for "Vote for Change". They actually had rules and questions while ordering. Occupation, company, can't be a US contractor, must be 18. Very weird. Plus I got uppers, as all the other tickets appeared to be bought ahead of time. Scalpers, anyone?

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The two boxing reality shows are battling it out in court. I watch very few reality shows, but I'll be glued to these two. I gotta believe a desperate palooka will make good TV. "Yo, Britney."

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32 Across: Aunt of April, May and June (9 letters) Answer: Daisy Duck

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Several of us went to see "Animal House" last night. The movie holds up very well. No doubt, John Belushi left this earth way too soon. Although it was like watching the younger Elvis vs. the later in life, bloated Elvis. The scene where he gathers food in the dining hall line is a simple one, but shows his non-verbal antics could rate with the old masters. "Do you mind if we dance with yo dates?" Omigod, that is still funny.

And it's amazing that another comic genius Douglas Kenney, who was Stork in the movie (the guy who leads the band into the wall), has also been gone for about 25 years. Kenney was using cocaine and got kicked off the press junket for "Caddyshack". He died in Hawaii shortly thereafter. Harold Ramis had the best line about his death, "Doug probably fell while looking for a place to jump."

This leads me to the death yesterday of Elmer Bernstein. He did the score on "Animal House" and left behind a mountain of work on some great movies, including that very military-sounding score on "Stripes".

BTW, please vote in next year's poll for Playhouse Square movies. "Caddyshack" and "Airplane" are struggling.

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My brother will be happy to know that LeBron's new Powerade drink will be known as "Flava23"

I love John McCain, but his support for Bush seems a bit phony, because he can't go a week without blasting Bush on something. Just recently, it was the "Swift Boat" ad and reduction of U.S. troops on foreign soil.

There is a "Moosehead on the loose."

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Deion thinks he can still play football. Why would the Ravens need a part-timer like him? Don't get me wrong, I love the guy, but this guy is becoming another Zsa Zsa Gabor. You know the type. One who remains a celebrity, but no one knows quite sure how or why, and yet remains in the headlines.

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12 Down: Thurman of "Pulp Fiction" (3 letters) Answer: Uma, Jerry, Uma

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Bobby Fischer's girlfriend says they want to get married. This case is fascinating to me, as Fischer is still behind bars in Japan. Marriage has no effect on case, other to gain sympathy.

Last weekend, C-SPAN ran an old rerun of John Kerry debating his old nemesis, John O'Neill on "The Dick Cavett" show. It was a great throwback to what troubled times those really were. Probably a 60-40 anti-war crowd, it was a terrific look back at what TV once was and how issues shows have degenerated into screaming matches, with little actual debate. And I think O'Neill does not come off as some crazy person, but someone deeply offended by statements Kerry made about the war. O'Neill's book is #1 on Amazon.com, BTW.

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RealNetworks drops the price of music downloads to 49 cent. Albums are $4.99 for a limited time. That is quite the deal.

Illinois will start a website to allow its citizens to obtain cheap foreign drugs. Meanwhile, Governor Tax sleeps.

Lil Kim is vowing to beat her perjury rap, citing the "government's continuing indictment of hip-hop." Huh? I need an explanation on that one.

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May and Walsh win again. But I kinda like the Dutch. I'm gonna sign up to be the Joe Nossek of beach volleyball sign-stealing.

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46 Across: 2004 Kentucky Derby ____ Jones (6 letters) Answer: Smarty

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It cannot be good if they find you naked on a lawn. It appears that ex-Mayor Coyne has a severe drinking problem or perhaps, a death wish. This is the most bizarre story involving a local politician in a long time. I guess he was so hammered, he decided to park it on someone's lawn for the evening. Interestingly enough, the North Olmsted police captain says that's not an unusual case in that city. I think he may want to restate that at a later time.

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Looks like we are shifting around our troop deployment. It's a hell of a lot cheaper to have these folks over here. But didn't it used to be join the service and see the world? It's a hard sell to have someone join the service and see Lawrence, Kansas.

It looks like a nasal cream can halt hay fever. A clothespin might be cheaper, if all you need is a filter.

I like beach volleyball, because it is a sport that requires teammates who get along. Here's a gratuitous Holly McPeak sighting.

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Puerto Rico beats the "Bad Dream Team". Somewhere, Butch Lee is smiling. In 1976, Lee was a guard from Marquette who got snubbed by USA Basketball. He had dual citizenship and went to Montreal as a member of Team Puerto Rico. In an unbelievable game, he threw in 35 points and Puerto Rico lost by 1, with Lee getting called for a charge with 3 seconds to go. It ranks as one of the best ever Olympic basketball games.

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17 Across: Bob Keeshan kids' character for more than 30 years (15 letters) Answer: Captain Kangaroo

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OK, I've been bashing the Olympics, but they are upon us and like a train wreck, I have to watch. Seems like Bravo got the short end of the broadcasting stick, as I saw live Men's Doubles in Ping Pong this morning. Sport of the ought's, perhaps? Apparently, not all is well within Athens. And could the 2012 Games end up in New York City?

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A perspective on what smaller toy retailers have to deal with when competing with the big boys.

The devastation of Hurricane Charley.

This explains why Hollywood stinks. "Thunderbirds" should have never been made and it prevents other films from getting greenlighted.

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Lots of stuff. The Browns stunk out the joint against the Titans. They still cannot stop the run. But the Indians remain hot and get closer to the Twins. Even the managers had a little hoohah on the field. The Olympics have started and I am startled at the amount of empty seats in Athens. More importantly, here is my Fantasy Olympics squad: Cameroon, Mozambique, Morocco, Lithuania and Mexico. Go Ana Guevara, Maria Mutola, Hicham El Guerrouj, Francoise Mbango Etone, Lithuania basketball!!!

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None, it's Sunday.

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I was at the Indians game last night and they blasted the Twins. The Twins resembled the Twinkies of old. It's amazing how many games you can watch and then you will see something you've never seen before. Last night, Matt Lawton bluffed a steal of second. First of all, why Minnesota thought he'd be stealing with a 4-run lead was questionable. Anyhow, Lawton bluffs and it wasn't even a great one. The pitch is a ball and the catcher, Henry Blanco, gets up and fires one into centerfield. Obviously, no one was covering and Lawton was actually heading back to first when he finally realized what happened. We've seen hundreds of catchers (Chris Bando, most prominently) wing balls into centerfield on steal attempts, but I've never seen a throw tossed out there on a non-steal attempt.

The Tribe is looking very good right now and could be termed a juggernaut. It will be interesting if it continues in the future, because I think we may have at least three new infielders next year.

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This is what happens when you blindly pass something called "The Patriot Act". It seems the Border Patrol has been "expanding" the border a bit to haul away a bunch of people. I don't care if these folks are illegals, when you allow law enforcement any sort of expanded authority, they will stretch it to the maximum.

In case you need some sneakers. Here is the new "John Lennon Peace Chuck" from Converse.

It's the 50th anniversary of the most famous jazz festival, the Newport.

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Saw a bit of the Olympic opening ceremonies last night. Two things stood out for me. What the hell does Bjork have to do with Greece? And that dress was just stupid. The other was Del Harris marching with the Chinese delegation. It further cemented his resemblance to Frank Drebin, especially in the context of someone inserting themselves into a sporting event.

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24 Down: "Wayne's World" actress (10 letters) Answer: Tia Carrere

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I am perplexed as to what's happening with today's media. The governor of New Jersey, Jim McGreevey,resigned today. In an administration rife with corruption, the governor shockingly resigns. The married governor, and father, then admits he is gay at a news conference. And he is resigning because he is about to be sued in a sexual harassment by his spurned male lover. On the scandal meter, this is about an 18.

Yet I see more coverage of Amber Frey's testimony at the Scott
Peterson trial. I just don't get it. Governors having affairs and resigning does not happen every day, but we are subjected to this tabloid journalism from most media.

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Toys 'R' Us may be sold. Wal-Mart's role in the destruction of this company cannot be underestimated.

Isn't science a wonderful thing? Scientists have turned procrastinating monkeys into workaholics.

The Vatican shuts down a haven for child porn and homosexuality. No, it's not an adult store, it's an Austrian seminary. Good grief!

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The Clippers owner, Donald Sterling, has his own sex scandal to deal with. Can't spend money on his team, but pays for sex. Lots of money for lots of sex.

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21 Down: Finnish track star Nurmi (5 letters) Answer: Paavo

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I attended Browns training camp for the first time in my life yesterday. It was kind of boring...I didn't really know what to look for. I got to see Mary Kay Cabot's legs though. But the future of the Browns is Luke McCown. That Texan can throw that there football.

Otherwise, it was special teams coaching and I think I got more right answers than the players when asked questions by the coaches. And Butch Davis is just acting all giddy doing warmups. Can't wait for his propaganda show next week. Big men include Jeff Faine, who looked like a walking muscle. Ryan Tucker is another sun blocker. Garmon from San Diego is a big guy, too.

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There is a public showing of Rick James, in case anyone is interested.

Look for your favorite national anthems at the Olympics. Ukraine's opening line is "Ukraine has not died yet." Now that's inspiring.

Harrod's in London opened their Christmas store today. Father Christmas complained that it was too damn hot.

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It's football season soon, so it's time for the must read Tuesday Morning Quarterback from Gregg Easterbrook.

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53 Down: Country's Haggard(5 letters) Answer: Merle

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I was at the dentist today. It's in Parma, so they have a lot of old Euros come in for some fixing up. My God, this old-timer today must have been reliving Treblinka. It's bad enough you have to sit there with some foul-tasting impression maker in your mouth or hear those lovely words, "Hand me that crown reduction drill.", but then you have to listen to that crap. They told her to say aah, and I'll be damned if she didn't sing it. "Aaaaaaaahhhhhh!!!!!" "Lady, you know how to get to Carnegie Hall? Practice." Then it seemed they would get her to open her mouth and then she would say "Ow!" or "Stop hurting me." without them even doing anything. Any movement and she would start up. Like waving a hand in her face---"OW!". "Your bill today is..."---"Stop hurting me." God help us if she was there only for a checkup.

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News from the Willie and Dylan baseball tour.

Can't enter the space flight contest if your rocket done blowed up.

We've all seen this picture of Kerry, right?

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It's football season soon, so it's time for the must read Monday Morning Quarterback from Peter King.

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35 Down: Mama of pop (4 letters) Answer: Cass

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President Nixon resigned 30 years ago today. I have him to thank for my interest in politics, which has never subsided. I recall watching the Watergate hearings which I could see after school and then all day during the summer. When you're a kid, it's amazing how these major historical happenings can intertwine with other events. The day Tricky Dick left town, on the 9th, we went to the Indians game. I could not remember who we played, but here is the box score. I think Gaylord had a better year than Nixon.

But those were fascinating times. Really that era from 67-75, man, there was a lot of stuff goin' down, as they used to say. Always something happening that might change things forever.

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The fear factor about a disruption of the November election rises again. I am still mystified as to who would benefit. Kerry would get some votes, I guess, if we were attacked again, because of a Bush policy failure. Bush would get some votes, I guess, if he acted "presidential" after an attack. So, I'm perplexed as to why it would happen.

The Olympics, for TV purposes have become "The Crying Games".

It may be the end of an era for cancelled checks.

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Greg Maddux won his 300th game yesterday. He is a great pitcher, but one who doesn't get the pub, because he uses his brain and not the 99 mph heater to beat you. If C.C. drops some lbs. and stays healthy, he has a shot at 300, but he won't be an Indian at that point in his career.

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None, it's Sunday.

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We tend to complain about prices, but what is with the price of pop lately? I used to have brand loyalty, but not when two 2-liter bottles for $3 is considered a deal at the local grocery. I just finished a Giant Eagle THREE-liter Root Beer and I couldn't say it was better or worse than Mug or A&W. And it only cost me 89 cent. 89 cent for three liters!!! Root Beer!!! Hooray, Root Beer!!!

Had some chow at the downtown Winking Lizard yesterday. I thought it pretty average and still cannot get over how some people swear by their food. I tend to swear, albeit mildly, after I eat it. It's not much of an endorsement when you say, "Well, it's not awful."

Trust me when I tell ya, this year's concert lineup at the Taste of Cleveland is the worst I've seen. I'll give you Buddy Guy and Robert Cray. But Blues Traveler and America? As my Spanish teacher used to say, "Madre de Dios!!" That's 'merican for "Ugh!!" It appears they lost their grocery sponsor, can't remember if it was Tops or Giant Eagle. Maybe that's why the lineup stinks. My gosh, I think we're gonna have to call the Eddie Money Hotline and get his ass up here posthaste.

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Rick James died yesterday. It's kinda sad when they say "apparently, of natural causes." meaning "we can't believe he lasted this long either."
"You and I" is probably my favorite Rick James record. I still remember when they used to advertise (yes, they actually once promoted records with commercials) "Bustin' Out of L Seven" on TV. That made you sit up and notice.

England just named a new court jester. Fox greenlights "Jester Idol".

Forbes does Vodka and lists their Top Ten. They also state $30 vodka in a Bloody Mary should be considered an extravagance.

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High jumpers are cool.

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55 Across: Jazzman Montgomery (3 letters) Answer: Wes

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Does Ohio have the homeliest bunch of toll booth workers in the country?

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"The Wall" is coming to Broadway. I don't see Michael Crawford as Pink.

Napa wines, oddly enough, must come from grapes grown in Napa. Philadelphia seen negotiating with cream cheese.

Illinois Republicans can't find anyone from their own state to run for Senate. Somehow they choose noted Maryland nutbag, Alan Keyes, as their candidate.

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Here are some songs that are played when major leaguers bat. "They're my theme music, every hero's got to have some."

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16 Across: Plastic ___ Band (3 letters) Answer: Ono

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Now this is interesting. We are going to have a couple of concerts with political overtones, because we are a swing state. It is called the "Vote for Change Tour". Here is the schedule. We get The Boss (on "Nightline" tonight), R.E.M., John Fogerty (hey, maybe I can tell him my dream), Dixie Chicks and James Taylor. I think it's a two-night deal, with one or both at the Gund.

I'm sure others will be added. Maybe Ronstadt will stop in. But I'm gonna guess we are in for a night of preachin', as well.

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TV News: Al Franken's radio show will broadcast a highlight show on Sundance. Wrong star to hitch your wagon to. Dennis Miller tries to revamp the train wreck that is his CNBC show. (Note the chef's hat!!) Meanwhile, John McEnroe's show is dying, also on CNBC. Rumor has it his rating is between 0.0 and 0.1. That, my friends, sucks.

On the surface, this FCC decision on file sharing is a big win for TiVo. They beat the NFL and Hollywood on this one.

Cincinnati rescinds the festival seating law. Now if they would just rescind that awful "WKRP in Cincinnati" episode about the Who concert.

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Here is why Steinbrenner may foot the bill for a new Yankee Stadium. Meanwhile, Larry Dolan sleeps.

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43 Across: "Humboldt's Gift" author Saul (6 letters) Answer: Bellow

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OK, there is some new technology out there to help scientists figure out how we dream. The loved, but not forgotten Dream Chamber is probably out haunting some unsuspecting fool, as we speak. But that hasn't stopped my nightly trips.

The latest memorable one was where we set up a police sting to capture a criminal. You'd think The Gloved One would be the culprit. But, no. It was, of course, noted CCR leader, John Fogerty. Yes, "put me in coach" took on a whole different meeting. Anyhow, it was so freakishly real, I'll eventually start receiving pension checks from the police department.

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How the pundits were battling each other at the Democratic convention. Oddly enough, Fox may have been the most subdued.

Dave Chappelle cashes in. Now he's really rich, bitch.

The FAA is getting fed up with O'Hare Airport. The officials probably didn't make the meeting on time, due to delays.

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The Yankees and Red Sox may merge TV networks. The Sawks will probably have to start their games at Midnight.

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17 Down: New Age musician John (4 letters) Answer: Tesh

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I don't know why I have ESPN on my brain, but they are in the news a lot today. First of all, they fired David Aldridge, and hopefully, TNT grabs him. David is an excellent reporter and a really funny guy. His humor comes out more on his guest spots on ESPNews, PTI and ESPN Radio. Apparently, he doesn't scream enough for the network. I like Stephen A., but come on, I think there was room for both of them there.

Pat Summerall is subbing for Mike Patrick on ESPN's pre-season football games. Summerall is one of the sport's greatest announcers, while Patrick is pretty pedestrian. Patrick is better on basketball when paired with Dick Vitale (who needs a muzzle) on basketball, but tries way too hard on the NCAA women's tournament.

My favorite, Bill Simmons, gets to run NBA TV for a weekend later this month. I have complete faith he'll be up to that programming task. Hope he gets some air time, as well. Now, if I just had the damn channel.

Next week, former SportsCenter anchors return for a shift. Yes, that means Berman (ugh!). Hell has not froze over, so Keith Olbermann will not be back.

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Young man, Farm Aid goes west. No word on who's playing. We know it'll be at least Willie, Mellencamp and Dave Matthews.

It appears Mark Hacking was aptly named. Never thought of this, but cadaver dogs really have trouble finding bodies at landfills, because of too many competing odors.

The Subservient President. These commands work (refresh to type in a new one): Drink, launch a nuke, draft, Ronald Reagan, John Kerry, halliburton, masturbate, find wmd, osama, terror, prisoner and I've run out of patience. That last one is me talking.

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Since the Browns negotiations with Kellen Winslow are not going well presently, I thought I'd resurrect this "Going Postons" cartoon. I've heard more than one outlet say he'll be in camp by the end of the week. We'll see.

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It amazes me what you can see while driving around in the wee hours of the morning. Cruising down Bellaire last night after 3:00, it looked like there may have been an episode of "Cops" being filmed down a side street in Linndale. As I continued on, I noticed two youths running across Bellaire, proceeding to run through some church grounds. When I arrived at home, I believe I saw why the youths were scampering home.

Why, it was the infomercial for the "Hot Air Brush". This was some sort of tool that was not just a blow dryer, but a styling iron and some sort of comb that can straighten your hair...in minutes!!! Look out, Carrot Top. It made me wonder if the Flowbee was still being sold, as I believe they are probably still selling the original manufacturing run. Alas, it is. Here is an old column about the Flowbee.

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Nicolas Cage gets married. Again. "What's the point of being a teenager if you can't dress weird?" That was from when he was in good movies.

I wonder if all owners would pay ransom to dognappers.

This is part of the battle that Lurch is up against. The second one-termer in his family does have appeal with the gun lobby, can spend unlimited funds in August for ads, and will hammer Kerry on alleged "flip-flops".

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Dan Shaughnessy's "tribute" to Nomar.

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None, it's Sunday.