Isolation Thought

OK, there is some new technology out there to help scientists figure out how we dream. The loved, but not forgotten Dream Chamber is probably out haunting some unsuspecting fool, as we speak. But that hasn't stopped my nightly trips.

The latest memorable one was where we set up a police sting to capture a criminal. You'd think The Gloved One would be the culprit. But, no. It was, of course, noted CCR leader, John Fogerty. Yes, "put me in coach" took on a whole different meeting. Anyhow, it was so freakishly real, I'll eventually start receiving pension checks from the police department.

Meal of Links

How the pundits were battling each other at the Democratic convention. Oddly enough, Fox may have been the most subdued.

Dave Chappelle cashes in. Now he's really rich, bitch.

The FAA is getting fed up with O'Hare Airport. The officials probably didn't make the meeting on time, due to delays.

Exercise Yard

The Yankees and Red Sox may merge TV networks. The Sawks will probably have to start their games at Midnight.

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