Thanks to the Jonas Brothers, it was early showtimes at some of the local cinemas. So I grabbed my Dad and went to the Cinemark in the Valley to see "Taken" this morning. This is another of the Luc Besson-penned action flicks. It starred Liam Neeson, who we last saw get this physical in the first "Batman" with Christian Bale.

Good old Liam is retired from the CIA. You know the type, good family man, his hands are lethal weapons, he has access to government officials around the globe, contacts in his old agency, etc. But this was a lot of fun, because plot (his daughter was getting sold into slavery by Albanians in Paris) didn't get in the way of all the A-Team violence going on. I think he accounted for maybe 40 deaths on his own. Even with lots of fists and ammo flying in his direction. And drove around in an Audi like Frank Martin for his big "chase a boat" scene.

This more than made up for the disaster that Besson crapped the bed in with "Transporter: 3".

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Buy domain names like the pros. I would think it would be difficult to find a good one, but that's why I don't own any.

Maury, Steve and Springer are all moving to Connecticut. Go east, young freaks.

Another Google Maps Classic.

I refuse to believe Joaquin Phoenix is mentally ill. Seriously, he's having a laugh.

McDonald's sticks with Coke. Although I think a Big Mac and a Diet Mountain Dew would be a wonderful experiment.

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The Browns traded Kellen Winslow yesterday. I really liked the guy (I'll miss that cartwheel he did in 2007) and thought he was really good...when he was healthy. That's one thing Eric Mangini learned from Bill Belichick. You can't rely on injured players, so dump 'em.

Still not sold that we'll be better off without him, but I understand the move. I think he was one of the few Browns who actually wanted to win.

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49 Across: He played Henry VIII in "The Other Boleyn Girl" (8 letters) Answer: Eric Bana

Today is the 15th anniversary of the Bill Hicks, the self-described "Chomsky with dick jokes". Even Twitter had a Bill Hicks Day. You know, when you hear some old material from comics, some of it can seem really dated. When you listen to Hicks, his material remains relevant today. I miss him a lot.

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"Dexter" has an action figure. I wish there was some narration, as well.

The Rocky Mountain News has died. The largest newspaper to close during this round.

20 Weirdest Interviews of all time. There are some gems in here. Who would have thought Jerry Lawler would be on this list twice?

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The NBA borrows money. Article seems to make this out to be a good thing, but I'm not so sure.

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59 Across: Rock group leader for 46 years (10 letters) Answer: Mick Jagger

Hey, the "Crank 2" trailer is out!



Mr. Mix blew into town from Nashville. Since it was Fat Tuesday, we met Gale out at Art's. It was not really Nawlins, but I had a Po Boy that was OK. Homemade chips still rock though. A very large Hurricane was much much better. Plus a couple of bourbons and yeah, it was fun.

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This dude is seeing 100 bands in 100 days. That sounds like something I would like.

Cheez-It Scrabble tiles. Fun with your food.

David Lynch is on Twitter. But I'm not.

Breakfast Burritos. And lots of 'em.

A glam rock primer. Always listen to T. Rex.

Today in crime. Captain Save-A-Ho got busted.

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Paul Hoynes obviously read my mind. Eric Wedge with a Quote of the Year candidate: "Batting average, unfortunately for a lot people, it's only been really noted in the last five or 10 years, that it is somewhat of an overrated stat."

Right, we don't know anything.

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4 Down: Ben Roethislberger, for one (7 letters) Answer: Steeler

Oscar Night 2009














I was a little late, because I was watching the other Jackmen (get it?) on NASCAR. Great counterprogramming move, I think.

Hey, the orchestra this year is behind Hugh Jackman and the seating arrangement of the audience is really different. Everyone seems so up close.























The musical tribute to the Best Picture nominees gets off to a slow start, until Anne Hathaway joins the fray for "Frost/Nixon". She must think she has no shot of winning to participate in this. Pitt and Jolie (with huge emeralds) are there and look great. Mickey Rourke is on a "20-minute delay".

OK, it's the first change in award format. 5 former Supporting Actress winners, Eva-Marie Saint, Whoopi Goldberg, Tilda Swinton, Anjelica Huston and Goldie Hawn introduce the nominees without any film clips. Swinton, as last year's winner, presents the award to Penelope Cruz. Her ingles is much improved. Hey, a tip of the hat to Almodovar from a most gracious winner.

What the hell happened to the long commercial breaks?























Tina Fey and Steve Martin present the writing awards. First up, Best Original Screenplay in a most original way. They have the original scripts on the big screen. "Milk" wins and enables its winner to take a shot at Prop 8.

Best Adapted Screenplay is next and goes to "Slumdog Millionaire".

Jennifer Aniston and Jack Black present a 2008 yearbook in Animation. I saw none of these. Of course, "Wall-E" wins for Animated Feature Film. The Animated Short Film goes to some Asian guy for a French-named film. Did he just say "Domo Arigato, Mr. Roboto"? He did. I bet that he did that on a bet.























Daniel Craig and Sarah Jessica Parker (in her bad light persona) present (Does the music have to play during this award? It is annoying,) Art Direction. Goes to "Benjamin Button". Looks like they'll get the minor awards and the major ones will go to "Slumdog".






















Costume Design is next. "The Duchess" wins? WTF?

Parker and Craig are still on. they present Makeup and it goes to "Benjamin Button". Solely on that old-looking infant, I bet.

Here are two people I don't know presenting a "Romance in 2008" montage over a Coldplay song. I sneak a peek at NASCAR.




















Natalie Portman and Ben Stiller present Cinematography. Stiller is in full Joaquin Phoenix mode and I think it's funny. Portman says he looks like he came from a "Hassidic meth lab". The award goes to "Slumdog Millionaire".























Jessica Biel...sigh. She is on to talk about the Scientific and Technical Awards, which she hosted two weeks ago. She looks much better in that clip than she does tonight.

James Franco and Seth Rogen are fucking funny as their "Pineapple Express" characters watching a Comedy montage. They are joined by Janusz Kaminski, the great cinematographer, for no apparent reason and he's funny, too, as he acts like he's high. The three of them present Live Action Short and it goes to some German dude.

Time for Jackman to earn his paycheck. It's a Baz Luhrmann tribute to musicals. The lack of African-Americans on the program ends as he's joined by Beyonce. Wait a minute, it's Jackman live and Beyonce lip-synching? Some "Mamma Mia" and "High School Musical" people help. Jackman concludes with "The musical is back!" to a sitting O!























Best Supporting Actor is next. The 5 previous winners are Christopher Walken (with crooked bowtie), Kevin Kline, Alan Arkin, Cuba Gooding, Jr. and Joel Grey. Arkin calls him "Seymour Philip Hoffman". Tee hee. Walken introducing Michael Shannon is either luck of the draw or an intentional passing of the torch. Ledger is introduced terrifically by Kline. Of course, Ledger wins and Heath Ledger's family (Mom, Dad and sister) accept the award and I know that's a rarity. Well done.

Documentary 2008. I like docs. The famous Maysles Brothers direct the montage in which each nominated director discusses the art form. I've actually watched Maysles Brothers movies. Bill Maher is on to present. Of course, "Man on Wire" wins. How could it not? Even Petit shows up and does a little magic and balances the Oscar on his chin. Documentary Short Subject is "Smile Pinki", which I think I saw late night on Cinemax.

The Action montage is shown over "Tick...Tick...Tick" by The Hives. Let's see we get Jolie in "Wanted", the Hulk, Batman, Hancock, Bond, Iron Man and...Frank Martin!!! Will Smith then presents the award for Visual Effects. Somehow "Benjamin Button" wins. Sound Editing is next and goes to "The Dark Knight". I think I just heard ELO's "Mr. Blue Sky" for some reason. Is that in my head, WTF? Spreading the wealth in these post-production awards, "Slumdog Millionaire" gets the Sound Mixing award. Will Smith makes modern Oscar history by presenting his 4th consecutive award to "Slumdog Millionaire' for Film Editing.























Next up, Eddie Murphy presents the Jean Hersholt Humanitarian Award to Jerry Lewis. We get a Lewis montage over another Coldplay song. Lewis has been raising money for MDA for a long time now. The total? Over $2 billion. A standing O for Jerry, who delivers an uncommonly humble speech for him. Very classy.

Alicia Keys and some guy (OK, it's Zac Efron) present Original Score to A.R. Rahman for "Slumdog Millionaire". He is onstage really fast, like The Sidler from "Seinfeld". Give him some Tic-Tacs. Only 3 nominees for Best Song. Now I know why Rahman was so quick. He's handling duties for the 2 "Slumdog" songs. John Legend takes over for Peter Gabriel on the "Wall-E" song. Rahman wins again for "Jai Ho", which sounds like a Ricky Martin reject. If you haven't figured it out by now, the "Slumdog" sweep appears imminent.

Foreign Language Film goes to "Departures". It is from Japan. Didn't see it. "Domo arigato, Jose Canseco."

Dead People Scroll with Queen Latifah singing, "I'll Be Seeing You". I guess so we don't clap for the deaths of dead people. Paul Newman should be last, right? Hey, "Brooks was here". Has anyone tried to get that gun from Chuck Heston's cold hands yet? I'm just sayin'. Big ups for Anthony Minghella and Sydney Pollack, too. But Newman was last. Another bet won by that "Domo arigato" guy, I bet.























Next up, Reese Witherspoon hands out best Director. Danny Boyle (Dan-nay!) hops up and down like Tigger when he wins for "Slumdog Millionaire". He even complimented the broadcast and I agree with him...this year's changes are shockingly aggressive and, by God, they worked.

The 5 former Best Actresses to present are: Sophia Loren, Shirley MacLaine, Halle Berry, Nicole Kidman and last year's winner, Marie Cotilliard. They get a standing O and lots of wolf whistles. Kate Winslet gets it for "The Reader". Finally, she worked on a speech.




















The 5 former Best Actors to present are: Robert DeNiro, Ben Kingsley, Michael Douglas, Anthony Hopkins and Adrien Brody. They get a standing O, too! Sean Penn wins for "Milk" and gets to blast Prop 8, compliment Obama and say how great Mickey Rourke is.

Gee, the three big awards without a commercial break! Steven Spielberg is on to present Best Picture. The nominees actually have some clips shown. The winner is "Slumdog Millionaire". And I really don't like these award shows where entire casts go on stage and it's the first time I can remember where the Oscars allowed it. Maybe just this once for India, but that's it, OK?

Well, tonight's show with a final preview of 2009 movies over the closing credits accompanied by Beck doing Dylan's "Leopard-Skin Pill-Box-Hat" clocked in at 3:30. Not bad.

Don't know if the ratings will reflect it, but the pace of tonight's show was great. Did Hugh Jackman really host it? He wasn't around all that much. But the audience was closer to the stage, so awards were accepted quickly. Shorter commercial breaks. Multiple award presenters saved time on lots of unnecessary introductions. The speeches, even the longer ones, seemed crisper. Music and dance numbers not so annoyingly long. I think whoever produced it, looked at where they could save time and they did a helluva job.

Could we do without the 5 presenters for the acting awards? Maybe. It would have been nice to see some clips. Especially if you hadn't seen the movies in question. Let's see the numbers in a couple of days.

Tonight, it's time for the Oscars. The picks:

Mickey Rourke in "The Wrestler": Type of story, both offscreen and on that Oscar likes.

Heath Ledger in "The Dark Knight": Even if he hadn't died, he'd be a shoo-in.

Kate Winslet in "The Reader": Did I mention she's naked in this? I think Anne Hathaway should get it, but I'm not voting.

Penelope Cruz in "Vicky Cristina Barcelona": Haven't seen it, as it comes to PPV this Thursday. If the Woodman can get Mira Sorvino an Oscar, he can certainly do the same for Cruz.

"Slumdog Millionaire": Just a different sort of movie that makes for a worthwhile time at the movies.

Here's this year's "Best Picture Profanity Reel":



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Emmitt Smith is out at ESPN. My highlight was when he called the Browns coach, "Romeo Cornell".

Cannabis is a good thing. Safer than aspirin, they say.

Classic arcade sounds. A trip down memory lane. "Dig Dug"! "Frogger"! "Galaga!" "Q*Bert"!

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OK, now that the Indians start again in six weeks or so, I have to come to grips with my annual inner debate over Grady Sizemore. For years, we have been reading how Sizemore is one of the best young talents in the game. This year, he is 26 and it's time he has the breakout season I think he should have had already. It's the difference between someone who is really, really good and someone who is great.






















For point of reference, other players have had major success at this age already. Dustin Pedroia has a Rookie of the Year and MVP in his first two seasons. Ryan Howard was MVP at 26. Albert Pujols has two MVPs, his first at 25 and last year at 28.

What do I like about Sizemore? Speed, desire, knack of making the spectacular play with the glove should all be rated superior. His ability to steal bases is high, 38 of 43 last year. Slugs close to .500. Rips lots of doubles and has surprising pop for a leadoff guy, hitting 30 homers last year. And scores over 100 runs every year.

What do I not like about Sizemore? Hasn't really carried the team for any stretch of time. Yes, I think he's a major cog, but he has never been dominant. For the last two years, Sizemore has knocked in 168, but even Ryan Garko has 151 during the same time. I realize Sizemore has done that from the leadoff spot. But he's not even the prototypical leadoff hitter. His strikeout rate is still too high. Not Shoppach-like, but still way too high for his hype. Last two seasons, he has walked more, but I'd like to see those BB/K numbers be even closer. And if he is one of the best young talents in the game, why has his batting average declined each of the last 3 years? Now he's lingering in the .260s. Defensively, his arm is decent, at best.

In Sizemore's defense, I maintain he plays too many innings. I wish Eric Wedge would be a little more creative and give this guy some more time off. If you don't want to cheat the home fans on a Sunday, give him a Tuesday off after a Monday off day. I'd like to see what Sizemore can do if he gets some rest and plays, say 150 games, instead of the 158/162/162/157 game schedule we've seen the last 4 seasons. I think Wedge's grinder mentality is wearing this poor guy out. Even Cal Ripken had to forgo his insane innings played streak (8,243!) during his overall games played streak, because it was too much to handle.

But let's say I lose this argument and he is, in fact, one of the game's best. Then why is Michael Brantley considered the Tribe's de facto centerfielder within 2 years, when Sizemore will undoubtedly have to be moved to leftfield and dropped to a lower position in the lineup? Shouldn't you be able to protect your position if you are an elite player in your prime?

Or am I nuts? Am I applying Steroids Era standards to a non-Steroids Era player? Is it blasphemy to still consider Kenny Lofton a better player, at this time, than Grady Sizemore? What type of season would Sizemore have to have to put this argument to rest?

Here's the 2009 season I think Sizemore should have:

Is it too much to ask him to hit .300? Seriously, is that too much to ask?

He should slug over .500.

He should steal 45 bases.

He should walk more than 100 times.

He should strike out less than 100 times.

He should score 100 runs.

He should have power stats of 40 doubles, 10 triples and 30 home runs.

He should knock in 100 runs.

I don't think that's too much to ask from one of the "best young talents in the game".

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None, it's Oscar Sunday.

The White Stripes (looks like Meg might be pregnant) closed out Conan (who says, "That meant the world to me.") last night with one of my favorites "We're Going To Be Friends":



Sometimes, you just know.

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Catching up with Robert Smith. No, not that Robert Smith. This Robert Smith. The one from The Cure.

Jeff Dunham is now the most popular comedian in the U.S. I know who he is, but I've never seen his act.

Wow, here's a name from the past. Chandra Levy. Somewhere, Richard Jewell sends down a beer to Gary Condit.

Shaq's on Twitter. So is Chris Bosh. Not me, though.

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If you have several minutes...The Quest for G (that means many Holy Grail references)!



Actually, pretty well done. Garnett is becoming quite the actor. I must say, Ego had me on the floor.

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26 Down: Alternative to newspaper classifieds (10 letters) Answer: Craigslist

Browns Update:

Are they done yet? To bring you up to speed, here is how the Browns have been letting me know they still exist.

They announced a price freeze for season tickets.

On that same day, they e-mailed me with four options on how to pay.

Later that day, I got a robocall from Eric Mangini.

This past weekend, I got the mailer (with enclosed invoice) on season tickets.

Yesterday, 15-minute survey via e-mail. Of course, I filled it out.

I'm waiting for Randy Lerner to send me some Aston Villa tickets.

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Roger Ebert writes fondly about Gene Siskel. It's been 10 years since Siskel passed away and Roger turns a neat phrase or two regarding his late friend.

Maybe it's time for "RockStar:INXS 2". J.D. got the boot after 4 years and he's back living in his car.

10 songs about cigarettes. The two standouts are Patsy Cline's "Three Cigarettes in an Ashtray" and "Cigarettes and Alcohol" which may be my favorite Oasis song. T. Rex start and lines like "I was lookin' for some ac-shee-an but all I found was cigarettes and alcohol..."

The Unabomber was right. You can't only eat just one. No, his theory about technology was right.

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You're old. You live in Minnesota. In an assisted living facility. You think, great, the old wrestler Verne Gagne is my roommate! But he has Alzheimer's. Then he forgets he's not a wrestler anymore. And he slaps the Figure Four on you. Then you die. That's no way to be counted out.

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25 Down: Helmut of Germany (4 letters) Answer: Kohl

My brother and I were at the Bart tonight to see CSU, in their final regular season game, take on the Fighting Penguins of Youngstown State. Y-town is not the pushover they have been in recent memory. Meanwhile, CSU needs to keep winning to get the highest seed possible for the Horizon League tournament. They have won 6 in a row coming in.

The game started out as a romp. CSU had a 17-4 lead after 6 minutes, mainly because YSU kept turning the ball over. Then it became a struggle. The first two shots for the Vikings were threes. They didn't hit one the rest of the game. Then they shot only 31% in the second half. It was one of only two games all year that CSU won while being outshot.

YSU eventually cut the lead to 3 with 23 seconds to go. On what I perceived as a bad call, a jump ball was ruled. Coach Waters proceeded to put his team in a bad spot, getting a technical foul. YSU hit only one of the technical foul shots. CSU then played staunch defense while YSU got a decent look and missed a shot, the ball was tapped out to Cedric Jackson for a game-ending layup for CSU. Although they never trailed, it was a sense of escape with that outcome.

CSU wins a rather intense game (their 20th), 58-54.

Next up, the Shockers at Wichita State on Saturday. Then it's on the road to Valpo and Butler next week to close it out.

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Jack Black heads to the Opry. For a little bluegrass session.

In a couple of months, Mountain Dew and Pepsi will have Throwbacks that contain sugar. Sweet Jesus, that's great news.

The world's best food blogs. All of a sudden, I am very hungry.

Tickets go on sale for this year's Cleveland Film Fest next week and I haven't heard a peep. I hate when they start it the same weekend as March Madness. As they do, once again, this year. They have "Tyson" (on the dreaded Stand-By) and "Kassim the Dream" to fill my Sweet Science needs. And "The End", a movie about 107.9. I'm not kidding.

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Kids eat free at two minor league parks. Well, it's a dog, pop and chips. But it's a start. Watch cotton candy get jacked up to about 7 bucks.

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46 Across: Four-time discus gold medalist Al (6 letters) Answer: Oerter

While contemplating Garks playing outfield this season...

Nate Silver's been pretty busy after his election predictions. First, he picked the Tribe to win the Central. Then he battled with George Will over global warming. Now he predicts the Oscars. Check out that Supporting Actress pick.

BTW, the Best Picture nominees have not gotten much of a boost at the box office. Those "Frost/Nixon" numbers are pretty bad. As I said after I saw it, I don't think many folks can get into that movie when there are long stretches with not much happening. Oh, great story and I thought it OK, but I'm not sure it worked as a movie for the masses. Hence, virtually no word of mouth.

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I missed this episode of Ruhlman on popcorn. He's correct, nothing like poppin' corn in a pot.

Someone chooses the best Smiths songs. Hey, there's "Ask" again. And, by all means, hang the DJ.

Time lists the 25 best blogs. Some of these I'd rate as excellent.

Odd sex arrests. Yes, the picnic table one was in Ohio.

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I don't know, but doesn't platelet-rich plasma therapy sound a bit like that old track and field favorite, blood doping? Could you use this therapy to go back to a four-man rotation in baseball, for instance. I find it's use very intriguing. Again, not so much performance enhancing, but helping with recovery.

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24 Across: 2003 Billy Bob Thornton holiday film (8 letters) Answer: "Bad Santa"

A nice tip o' the hat to Coach Gary Waters and Cleveland State basketball. BTW, we got invites to a season-ticket holder meet and greet after last Saturday's game, which I could not attend. These were handed out at the previous game and each one was signed by a player. But I was impressed that my guy didn't just sign it, he also wrote, "Thank you for your support". It's touches like that and seeing how hard the guys work these days that makes you root for them to have lots of success.

Someday, people will come out for some games. Hopefully, a home playoff game this year will be a start. They have a good thing going these days down at the Bart.

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How color affects your shopping. I am usually affected by green...in my wallet.

"Family Guy" returned last night. First, they ripped "Two and a Half Men". Later, Peter was the one Christian Bale was yelling at.

Someone stole 150 bowling balls over the weekend. I'm sure the police are scanning every alley and gutter around town in hopes of splitting the case wide open, sparing no leads, ready to strike when the culprits are unaware.

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The Atlanta Thrashers are struggling. This is the type of story that gets local hockey fans all hot and bothered. But, seriously, this team would do just as bad in Cleveland.

The Monsters are only averaging 5400 a game at minor league prices. Can't see it getting much higher at NHL prices.

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51 Down: Dred and George C. (6 letters) Answer: Scotts

Last night, Nomar Stalker and I headed over to the Atlas Cinemas to watch the NBA All-Star festivities in 3-D. As an early adopter, I thought this would be a good opportunity to see if 3-D can get beyond traditional movies, animated movies and concerts. I am still amazed at the 3-D from the U2 movie, but you can cobble that from filming various concerts and put it through a rigorous editing process. Can 3-D translate to live events?

The verdict? Hard to say. I guess the good thing is there were about 75 people in attendance who paid $20 to see something that you could see at home for free. It shows that people are willing to try something new. Unfortunately, the very best 3-D shots were of the company logos who presented the event and trailers for upcoming 3-D movies including "Ice Age 2".

Some of the angles you thought may give you a nice 3-D picture didn't really occur. Those included the skills competition, where the contestants had to pass the ball through a circle. The camera was set up behind the netting and the ball would come through, but never really giving you the feeling it was coming off the screen. The same thing occurred with high angle shots for the 3-point contest and Slam Dunk competition, with side views of the rim in the foreground. These angles and replays don't have the capability to show 3-D at its best.

Low-angle shots from the baseline made the basket support and rim seem condensed as a player would approach for a dunk. Unfortunately, we never had a view from behind the basket where we may see the player eyeing the rim with a full head of steam. I think the directors of these live events are still trying to figure out the best angles for 3-D and that's probably a different thought process from regular filming.

Another detriment to the broadcast is it's a totally different production from the TNT version. For instance, Matt Devlin was the only announcer we had while Harlan, Miller and Fratello did the TV side. They simply cannot sync the voices over a different 3-D production that features different camera angles. And the 3-D production does not include many graphics. Plus, they continually reference the fact we are watching this in 3-D. I know, hence my glasses.

The pluses? The 3-D graphics, when used, are of superior quality. The 3-D glasses are very cool, black-rimmed affairs. If you wear glasses, they fit comfortably over them. Certain camera angles do give you a sense of being really close to the action. Many of these shots were of the variety where there was something in the foreground to give you a sense of depth. You may have a gaggle of cheerleaders running onto the court past the camera ("I think they may have forgotten a digit between that 3 and the D.") or simply a player sitting down, waiting for his turn at the Slam Dunk.

Overall, I think the normal left-to-right pictures you see on a regular telecast won't cut it for 3-D and we had a lot of that last night. And with 3-D for live events still in its infancy, they are going to have to scrape up the cash for more than five cameras. Otherwise, the dream of 3-D TVs for the home is not going to make much sense. One more thing. They need to sell beer at these live events.

And, by the way, Rudy Fernandez got absolutely hosed by the judges on this unbelievable dunk last night (with an appearance from the ubiquitous Spanish Announcers' Table):



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Hey, that's a bigass plane. And it bombs, too.

The Mayor of Mexico City has stumbled upon a way to get votes. Free Viagra.

Vanity Fair has an article on "The Godfather". And a fantastic-looking Kate Moss in a Versace ad in the print version.

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The auto companies and NASCAR. Joined at the hip.

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None, it's Daytona, baby!

Happy Valentine's Day to all.



Think romance. Think Paris. Just a normal drive through Paris 30 years ago. Listen to that Ferrari engine! I'm thinking Frank Martin's Dad is behind the wheel.



Here's the scoop.

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Speaking of All-Stars, Michael Lewis ventures to Houston and finds Shane Battier? Lewis has become one of my favorite writers and delivers the goods again.

Consumers are cutting their spending on food. I visit Marc's now more than ever. For instance, Ken's 8-oz. salad dressing at Marc's today was 98 cents. I had a coupon to buy two and get a dollar off. So, I got 2 bottles for 96 cents. I don't see how Giant Eagle can compete with that. Look at the continuing saga of pop prices. Giant Eagle had some 2-liter prices today at inner-city Dairy Mart prices, while offering "specials" at 3/$4.00. They also raised the 2-liter Giant Eagle brand to 99 cents. Specials were usually at $1 each, while the house brand was at 89 cents for a very long time. Even Marc's is offering more soda at a 4/$5.00 price. I don't visit the warehouse clubs, but that seems more of a luxury than ever to me. But there's always Mickey D's.

Folks are still buying Mardi Gras beads, however. Laissez les bon temps roulez!

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Randy Moller is a play-by-play guy for the Florida Panthers. He is a treasure trove of pop culture when the Panthers score via the radio audience of Dan LeBatard. The Penguins announcer does something similar but he's from Pittsburgh and just makes up weird phrases on their goals, so there.



I think "I'm a lead farmer!" is my favorite. But I must say, "O-o-o-oh, good for you!" and "We're gonna need a bigger boat!" made me laugh out loud, as well.

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40 Across: Contemporary of Bela (5 letters) Answer: Boris

Actually saw a crime on my way home from the CSU game this evening. Nothing earth shattering, I guess it's a big deal if it happens to you, but it was a bike theft. There is some laundry or pizza place or some takeout joint near Denison on 25th and a few blocks earlier, while at a stoplight, we saw a youth riding a bike while guiding a riderless bike next to him. I told my Dad I guess if you're gonna steal one, that's the way to do it.

As we motored near Denison, we noticed another youth hauling ass out from this storefront, running next to a bike. Wouldn't you know it, a guy came out chasing him, but couldn't keep up. I felt bad for the guy, because who knows if that's his main mode of transport. I'm guessing he was inside and had his back facing the bike and the kid decided to take a chance and pilfer it. Real shame, because it must be tough to catch these kids.

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Salma is employing her Hayeks for the greater good. Does she have to do this everywhere she goes from this time forward? I'm sure she'll be approached by lots of hungry men.

Peter Gabriel says, "Nope." to performing at the Oscars. Seems the new producers want the nominated songs to be sung as a medley (Halle-fuckin'-lujah) and Gabriel thinks he doesn't have enough time to convey the song properly.

Mindfuck Movies. The title is self-explanatory. There are some gems in here. I still like "Jacob's Ladder" when Danny Aiello gets all pissed off. I have seen "Memento" in the last several months and this holds up extremely well. And, of course, "Mulholland Drive", which I saw at the Cedar-Lee with a small crowd and had some of the weirdest experiences I've ever had at the movies. I still can't shake the appearance of this old couple who wandered into the theater about halfway through. They resembled the old couple in the movie and absolutely freaked me out as they kinda wandered around for a few minutes, then left. Bizarre.

This Michael Phelps case with the bong is getting way out of control. They should watch his SNL appearance, which was enough punishment for all involved, then drop the witch hunt.

I thought the Joaquin Phoenix appearance on Letterman last night was pure genius. It has an air of Andy Kaufman to it and it's Dave at his prickly best. I don't think it's sinister at all. You can see Phoenix almost bursting into laughter after some of Dave's zingers. And more importantly at the conclusion, he seems to be offering if not an apology, at least an explanation of what happened. He takes off his glasses and offers Dave a handshake as he starts to talk to him.

Remember when Lance Armstrong said his comeback would be monitored by the most vigorous dope testing available. Not so fast, my friend.

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My Dad and I were "Greening the Wolstein" or whatever tonight's promotion was. It was 8-5 Cleveland State and 9-4 UW-Milwaukee in another big game for CSU in the Horizon League. CSU has set its eyes on third-place which guarantees a home league tournament game.

CSU had another excellent first half, leading by 19 at one time. But Milwaukee came back early in the second half and eventually got within 3 at 46-43. Then it seemed the foul calls turned in CSU's favor. I think by game's end, it was 11 for Milwaukee and only 3 for CSU. The Milwaukee coach basically gave up at the 5-minute mark, seemingly frustrated by the refereeing. He left 4 timeouts on the table and even the Vikings had two left at the end. Hence, we were well on our way home before 9:00.

CSU wins, 70-61. Next up: Second-place Wisconsin-Green Bay on Saturday. Home schedule closes out next Wednesday against the Fighting Penguins of Youngstown State.

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15 Across: Golfer Mickelson (6 letters) Answer: FIGJAM

I was touting XM again and now news is breaking out they will file bankruptcy. It's those insane deals from Sirius for Stern and the NFL. Stern has one year left and I'm sure he'll head back to terrestrial radio then, because satellite won't renew him at his current rate. But that NFL deal, wow! Because what out-of-towners LISTEN to their favorite teams on the radio? That's why Sunday Ticket exists.

I understand XM's deal with MLB is exorbitant, as well. But people still listen to baseball on the radio, I'm guessing. Anyhow, we'll see how long it lasts. They gotta sell more cars to get more subscribers.

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Mr. Skin has the nominations for the Anatomy Awards. I'm guessing Anna Faris and Marisa Tomei win.

The White Stripes play Conan's last show on February 20. That's next Friday and get the DVRs ready.

8 Bizarre Sexual Fetishes. Lemme say this, objectophilia is really bizarre.

America's Worst Allies. Just begging for a miniseries or reality show.

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It seems that Robbie Alomar's ex-girlfriend is suing him, allegedly because he has AIDS. People say he was at the closing of Shea Stadium last fall and looked fine. So, who knows?

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27 Across: Oklahoma Sooners rival (14 letters) Answer: Texas Longhorns

Questions about A-Rod's steroid use. One thing that irks me is how can a private test become public. I think MLBPA has a lot of explaining to do.

But let's look at A-Rod's stats.

In his second full season, 1997, it is the only season he hit less than 35 homers, knocked in less than 106 and slugged less than .500. This was after 1996, when he was #2 in the MVP voting.

So, he comes back in 1998. Has 213 hits (career high), steals 46 bases (career high), homers 42 times, knocks in 124. And, with all that, finishes 9th in the MVP voting! Behind the rogue's gallery of Juan Gone, Nomar, Jeter, Junior, Mo Vaughn, Manny, Bernie Williams, and Albert Belle and right in front of Pudge and 20-game winner in Toronto, Roger Clemens. No wonder the guy juiced.



















In 1999, he only plays 129 games, but still hits 42 homers and knocks in 111, hits only .285 and finishes 15th in the MVP. Behind: Pudge, Pedro, Robby Alomar, Manny, Palmeiro, Jeter, Nomar, Giambi, Shawn Green, Junior, Bernie Williams, Delgado, Juan Gone and Mariano Rivera.

After that season, he's at the highest level of the league each year. So, they have a bad test from 2003, but he had to have started earlier.

OK, he admitted he started in 2001. I thought so.

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Recent government spending would pay off 90% of all U.S. mortgages. That's $9.7 trillion.

Growing rich by blogging is a myth. BTW, has anyone ever seen a Vermont Teddy Bear?

The new cast of "Dancing With the Stars" has been announced. LT? Are you kidding me? Several train wrecks are in this bunch.

How to fix the Grammys. And if you watched all 3.5 hours last night, you know it needs help. Desperately.

An interview with Flight of the Conchords. Sort of a "band meeting".

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Lance is back. The Amgen Tour of California starts Saturday.

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71 Across: Late-night Jay (4 letters) Answer: Leno

It's the 51st Grammy Awards! I understand Chris Brown and Rihanna are not performing because they were in a car accident (make that assault for Brown, I later found out). No word on if Billy Joel was driving. But I have enough Archer Farms Black Pepper & Sea Salt Pretzels and A&W Root Beer to keep me going through this nonsense.

U2 kicks things off with their new single, "Get On Your Boots", which I have finally discarded after the temperatures rose. CBS sound is quite awful. The Edge gets to actually play rock guitar, for once. It's been a while. Bono with eye shadow.

Whitney Houston shows some leg while presenting Best R&B Album. This goes to...wait, a Clive Davis shoutout first...Jennifer Hudson, who I think is wearing a bib. Worst Grammy dress ever. God gets thanks!

The Rock intros a bunch of Grammy performers to get a cheap pop.

Justin Timberlake waxes nostalgic about Al Green. Amazingly, he then introduces the Reverend. We get JT and Al on lead, Keith Urban on guitar, Boyz II Men on backup vocals for "Let's Stay Together". C'mon, everyone. Let's hit those high notes!

The Mentalist introduces Coldplay. Chris Martin and piano are there. Then Jay-Z comes out for a verse that starts "Vida La Vida". And, of course, it's performed in an overly dramatic fashion.

Keith Urban says Gene Autry gets a Lifetime Achievement Award (LAA). He introduces Carrie Underwood. Not a good dress, but it does show those legs! She sings that hit that makes her act like a rocker. And the fans love it!

Sheryl Crow and LeAnne Rimes give Brenda Lee an LAA. They also present Best Vocal by a Duo or Group-Country. The usual suspects are nominated, but Sugarland wins for "Stay". I am not familiar with their work. They are a duo, it seems.

Al Green and some Brit (not Amy Winehouse) present Song of the Year. Who are these nominees? Oh, I recognize Coldplay. They win, of course, for "Vida La Vida", because they just played it.

Kid Rock appears. He has been on this show several years running. I think it's a message song he is singing, because there are lots of amens and US flags on the video screen. Then he sings a verse of "Sweet Werewolves of Alabama". After that, another song. This dude gets a medley? Something about a rock revival and he may even be a Rock and Roll Jesus. Ugh!

Next up. Those two young hussies, Miley Cyrus and Taylor Swift, sing something slow. Even though they are BFFs, I bet they dislike each other. I think the page from "30 Rock" is playing mandolin. Best Pop Collaboration goes to Robert Plant and Alison Krauss. And, by God, they are there! Plant speaks for both of them.

Speaking of overly dramatic, Jennifer Hudson sings. And, as one would guess, a choir appears. My goodness, this must be an important song. A standing O sent her way.

Jason Mraz and Emily Proctor from "CSI:Miami" introduce the Jonas Brothers: Manny, Moe and Jack. They are accompanied by Stevie Wonder. They sing a crappy tune in which the Joni yell, "Hit it, Stevie" one too many times. I think Moe plays the conga drum like the professor in "The Visitor". All of a sudden, "Superstition" breaks out. Ironically, many Jonas Brothers fans believe in things they don't understand, like the quality of the band.

Blink 182 hand out Best Rock Album to Coldplay. Did I mention they are in the audience? BTW, Paul McCartney has now assumed the "Jack Nicholson of the Grammys" award. Best seat in the house. Ringo was last seen yelling at his postman. Peace and love.

Craig Ferguson brings out Katy Perry. I hear she kissed a girl once and liked it. What an odd production. You Tube videos of amateurs doing the song on the video screens. Large pieces of fruit. Alleged lesbian dancers. The look on the Jonas Brothers faces afterward spoke volumes.

Kanye West is next with his Vocal Duo of "All American Boy". He hands out Best New Artist to...Adele? She is a Brit and I am not familiar with her work. I imagine the Joni are pissed.

Morgan Freeman talks about "a man he's proud to call my friend". I'm thinking Andy Dufresne is gonna come on stage. But no, it's Kenny Chesney! Now there's a story begging to be told.

Sean Combs, Herbie Hancock and Natalie Cole present "Record of the Year". Your winner is "Please Read The Letter" by Robert Plant and Alison Krauss. Krauss silent again.

Queen Latifah tells us that Dean Martin gets an LAA. She then introduces the Rap Pack: Kanye West, Jay-Z, Lil Wayne and Red Buttons. A very pregnant M.I.A does the first part of "Swagger Like Us". I laughed earlier when they teased this as a Hip-Hop Summit. It's in black-and-white at first, then magically color appears at the end. OK, That was interesting.

Hey, now, it's the lovely Kate Beckinsale! Even though her BFF, Posh Spice, is now in Milan, she looks very nice. She introduces Macca. And Dave Grohl. Grohl is ON THE DRUMS! They play "I Saw Her Standin' There". So, I get to sing, "Whoo-o-o-o-o-o" and "I held her hand in mi-i-i-i-ine."

Jack Black and his father-in-law tell us that Hank Jones, a jazz pianist, gets an LAA. Best Male Pop Vocal goes to John Mayer for "Say". That record was crap, I'm here to say. "Say what you need to say" about 100 times.

Jay Mohr and L.L. Cool J tell us Sugarland and Adele will be performing next. "Stay" for the former, "Chasing Pavements" for the latter.

Gwyneth Paltrow, Mrs. Chris Martin, introduces Radiohead. They play "15 Steps" accompanied by the USC Band. Didn't USC win for "Tusk"? Anyhow, Thom Yorke is acting sufficiently Yorkey on the broadcast. Great job!

Samuel L. arrives. "Damn right, I'm right!" he says, talking about music. T.I. and Justin Timberlake with a duet. Can you say "Bathroom Break"? I realize that Grammy did away with the contest where an amateur performs at the Grammys. No wonder Timberlake and Grohl were allowed to do what they wanted this year.

The President of the Academy steps up and thankfully, he didn't insert himself into the commercial that he ran last year for a repeat performance in 2009. He introduces Smokey Robinson, who informs us The Four Tops won an LAA. Smokey, Ne-Yo, Jamie Foxx and an original Top do a medley of Four Tops hits. They actually rehearsed.

Josh Groban introduces a creepy-looking Neil Diamond who sings...wait for it..."Sweet Caroline". Hands touching hands and reaching out all over America. Big crowd reaction. You may be wondering why he is there. I think it was unannounced, but he is the MusicCares Artist of the Year.

Dead People Scroll ending with "Bo Diddley, Rock and Roll Pioneer". BB King, Keith Urban, John Mayer and unfortunately, someone I do not recognize, play "Bo Diddley", complete with the Bo Diddley Beat.

Lt. Dan lets us know Grammy hasn't forgotten Nawlins. Robin Thicke and Allen Touissant accompany Lil Wayne on a tribute.

Will.I.Am sends Obama a shoutout. Best Rap Album goes to Lil Wayne, who clicks his heels on the way out. He brings at least 12 people on stage with him. I assume family, although I am not sure. Not like they knew he was winning or anything, but they sure were lined up properly and quickly to join him on stage.

Is this thing over yet? No, the Blind Boys of Alabama get an LAA. Zooey Deschanel then introduces Robert Plant and Alison Krauss. They are accompanied by T-Bone Burnett on guitar. They also do a medley.

Green Day present Album of the Year to Robert Plant and Alison Krauss who weren't far away because they just performed. Krauss speaks this time. Robert Plant seemingly thanks everyone in the world.

Stevie Wonder closes out the show for no apparent reason. Only 30 minutes over this year. He'll be mad later when he finds out the closing credits were spoken over him.

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Michael Symon's place, Roast, is Detroit's Restaurant of the Year. Pictures included.

Jimmy Sturr, Grammy Powerhouse. He's up to 17 now. Skoal!

Kids and their dogs. Many cute pictures.

Once again, Washington is telling us they need to do something regarding the economy. Hence, the stimulus. Let's hope they do they it better than TARP I from last fall. Watched the Senate debate yesterday. It's like the South Pole arguing with the North Pole. I see no one looking for middle ground.

One less Judge Show. Maybe this one was too intelligent.

Is Castro dead yet? Uh, no.

The annual story on the ethics of selling Girl Scout cookies at the office. Let's be serious, you don't have to order any. But I always wondered about the kids who set up at Giant Eagle. What did they do to earn that advantage? BTW, I still have Pepppermint Joes left. No binge, thus far.

Eddie Izzard really wants to get political. Saw him last year and I think he's genius.

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The Cavs lost their first game at home this season to the Lakers. But what was up with Phil Jackson's hair? Did he shower today or have a severe case of hat hair? Bottom line for the Cavs today was they played pretty subpar defense and LeBron James shot poorly. Not a good effort from him at all.

The Lakers are on a roll and win, 101-91.

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None, my lawn reappeared overnight.

Hey, it's a change in the weather. Lemme catch up:

America's Most Miserable Cities. Well, the article mentioned only the Top 3. Stockton, Memphis and Chicago. So, I go to the pictures for the remainder. Imagine my trepidation, wondering how long it would be before our little hamlet showed up. Well, the wait was wasn't long. We're Number Four!!!!! And, of course, the photo they use is stellar. Imagine looking northeast from the 14th Street entrance onto the Innerbelt. On a gray day. It looks like Jacobs Field may be the tallest building in town. BTW, Flint, Detroit and Buffalo are rated BEHIND us. Ouch.

The latest "Pink Panther" movie is out. Steve Martin must need a new addition on his home. Here's a look at the originals.

Jack Bauer returned a few weeks ago. So far, 280 people died.

Lux Interior died this week. Here are some photos. Strangely, in Photo No. 10, he resembles Brian Billick. Scary.

Another movie. Did Sid kill Nancy?

TV viewers just do not like Tom Cavanagh. In anything.

"Bloom County" returns. Sort of.

Feeling miserable? Captive in our homes.

The Springsteen-Ticketmaster flap knows no borders. The issue isn't that TicketsNow, a TicketMaster subsidiary, actually sells unclaimed tickets. It's TicketMaster declaring a concert a sellout and within 30 minutes, TicketsNow is selling several prime seats with the prices jacked up to the heavens. That's not right.

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Remember last Tuesday? Denny's had free Grand Slams? Here is one man's journey to eat 5 Grand Slams.

Weekly World News has a message from someone. It's from Kurt Cobain. On a shoe.

Bernie Madoff forces an old-timer back to work. The guy is 90.

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Next week's H-O-R-S-E game at All-Star Weekend (BTW, I am at the 3-D broadcast next Saturday) isn't called H-O-R-S-E. It's now G-E-I-C-O.

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39 Across: Kind of kitten (3 letters) Answer: Sex

I worked from home again today because of the snow. The beauty about today's snow is it was not weighty. The problem is, this morning it kept coming. Anyhow, it ended up being perfect timing. I have a portable XM device that I was letting expire next month. I was replacing it with an XM Mini-Tuner and Dock that I can hook up to my Onkyo home stereo. Well, it arrived today and within 30 minutes I opened the box, hooked it up, enrolled online and started receiving the signal. Not too shabby. Now if I'm home, I don't have to rely on only local radio to get me through the day.

Aaaah. Wolfmother. Loudly.

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The Beasties are releasing a 20th anniversary version of the classic "Paul's Boutique". And while you're listening to "Hey Ladies" be sure to use the dial, "Turn me up.", to take advantage of everything on the page.

David Simon has something going on post-"The Wire". Set in New Orleans and it's called "Treme". Looks like Steve Zahn stars.

Thor rolls a joint.

Looks like Live Nation and Ticketmaster will merge. Live Nation apparently butchered distribution of Phish tickets last week, so this is timely.

Shocking crimes in social media history. Lots of Facebook.

Google Latitude. I mean, I am not even on Twitter.

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As soon as it appeared that Ben Roethlisberger had scored the first TD in the Super Bowl, my brother called me and said, "Whatever happened to that penalty about helping a runner?". For years now, we have seen lineman push the pile for more yardage. It happens quite often these days. But way back when we were kids, one of the whiskey or beer companies had an artist's rendering of all of the referee signals. I know it's cheap entertainment, but we didn't have the Internets. Well, the one for "Helping the Runner" looked stupid. It was moving your hands in front of you, palms up, like you were dancing. I've never seen it called.

However, the weirdest penalty signal I ever saw called was for Hurdling. Yes, that was a penalty in my lifetime. The great Harold Carmichael once leaped over a guy who was still on his feet. If his knees were on the ground, it would be OK. That's 15 yards, buddy. The referee actually had to do a little jump to call it. Hurdling has since been rendered legal.

But in the Super Bowl, the Steeler center gets in front of Roethlisberger (note he has a last name and does not go just by "Ben") and basically uses the same technique he used to get flagged for a safety later, by grabbing Roethlisberger and pulling him toward the goal line for a TD. It got overturned (I think incorrectly) but the lack of penalty still bugged me. Well, I stumbled upon a recent Jerry Markbreit column (yes, that Jerry Markbreit) and it's still a penalty.

One more thing:

Jeff Pearlman, who did really good work for ESPN.com, talks about what he hates about ESPN. And, he's right.

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11 Down: Pop of Rock (4 letters) Answer: Iggy

I closed out the Best Actor category for the Oscars to see Richard Jenkins in a PPV of "The Visitor". I guess this falls into the realm of each major acting category has to have one nominee from a movie no one has seen. This was released last April and I'm willing to bet it played here for one week. It was written and directed by Tom McCarthy, who played a reporter on "The Wire". McCarthy also wrote and directed "The Station Agent", so he has that experience of getting major publicity for a film that slips under the radar.

This story involves a professor who has to go to New York for a conference. Upon his arrival, he finds his apartment occupied by an illegal alien couple. He befriends them and one of them eventually gets picked up by immigration. It was pretty good, and although Jenkins was nominated, I must have missed why his performance was such a standout.

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I was over at Luxe after the CSU game last Saturday. I liked their pizza very much, especially when I had leftovers the next day. I opted for my standard pepperoni and jalapeno. And the music was outstanding. Early Prince was featured. Neat bar, as well.

Thankfully, Tom Daschle gave up his bid to be HHS Secretary. The Obama administration can't preach change, then let all these tax scofflaws keep their posts. And the Press Secretary got absolutely roasted yesterday, so there were signs he had to go.

Not to be outdone, Bonnaroo releases its lineup. Where else are you gonna find Springsteen, The Ting Tings and Merle Haggard at the same place? They have an outstanding lineup.

Ridge Park hosts this year's AMC Oscar extravaganza. All the Best Picture nominees in one day. That's a ton of popcorn and a shitload of ICEEs. It's not a bad deal. All the movies and a large popcorn with unlimited refills for $30 ($25 for members). I'd probably go to one if it had all of the short films.

Free Diet Dr. Pepper.

The set of "General Hospital" is getting redone. Hell, I remember when Amy Vining was manning the gossip...er...nurses station.

Car Bombs. Not drinks. Cupcakes!

The Christian Bale Soundboard. "What don't you fucking understand?" amongst other gems.

"Idol" singers. Fake or delusional?

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The US is actually bidding once again for the World Cup in 2018 or 2022. Back in 1994, I never thought I'd have to wait this long to see another one. BTW, less than 500 days to next year's World Cup in South Africa.

Today was also the day that the English Premier League received bids for the next three years of TV rights for the UK, 2010-2013. BSkyB says what recession and bids around $1.3 billion pounds. In 1992, the rights went for 38 million pounds, so good times for the EPL owners, including Randy Lerner.

US rights are determined at a later time.

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23 Across: Smart, to 99 (3 letters) Answer: Max

I saw "The Wrestler" today. And I really liked it. Brutal to watch, at times, both physically and emotionally, but probably Darren Aronofsky's most accessible film. I should know, I paid to see "Pi".

Mickey Rourke was superb, Marisa Tomei has a great butt, and the behind-the-scenes stuff of the wrestling scene was depicted realistically, unlike the spectacle itself. I mean when the crowd starts yelling, "Use His Leg" when an amputee offers his artificial leg as a weapon to one of the combatants during a hardcore match, well, it's pretty true to form. Rourke had several go-for-the-Oscar moments, but his speech to the crowd at the end, about them being his family, was the best for me.

First-time trailers today: "Wolverine", the new Harry Potter and the new Terminator with Christian Bale.

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USA Today has the Super Bowl Ad Meter. Come on, Jason Statham as Frank Martin driving an Audi closed this contest out for me pretty early as the clear winner. Doritos Crystal Ball and CareerBuilder with the co-worker saying, "Hey, Dummy!" made me laugh out loud. And, of course, my weakness for monkeys wearing clothes, was exploited once again in a Super Bowl, this time by Castrol. Will.i.am and Dylan for Pepsi was cool. Other than that, the allegedly heart-tugging Clydesdales have now officially bored me. M.C. Hammer's new career is making fun of the fact he's broke. Or was broke. Chester Cheetoh is now horning in on The Burger King's territory. There were too many movie trailers (Vin Diesel?) and too many car ads that can't compare to "The Transporter". All the ads are on Hulu, which featured Alec Baldwin in their ad.

Michael Phelps smoked the hippy lettuce. So what?

Springsteen talks about everything. And that WalMart idea? Maybe not so good.

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Super Bowl:

So-so first half. James Harrison's TD.





































Ugly third quarter. But I guess Gary Busey was happy.


















































Fantastic fourth quarter. O-H-I-O.































Donnie Banks has some Snap Judgments.

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None, it's Super Bowl Sunday.