Hey, it's a change in the weather. Lemme catch up:

America's Most Miserable Cities. Well, the article mentioned only the Top 3. Stockton, Memphis and Chicago. So, I go to the pictures for the remainder. Imagine my trepidation, wondering how long it would be before our little hamlet showed up. Well, the wait was wasn't long. We're Number Four!!!!! And, of course, the photo they use is stellar. Imagine looking northeast from the 14th Street entrance onto the Innerbelt. On a gray day. It looks like Jacobs Field may be the tallest building in town. BTW, Flint, Detroit and Buffalo are rated BEHIND us. Ouch.

The latest "Pink Panther" movie is out. Steve Martin must need a new addition on his home. Here's a look at the originals.

Jack Bauer returned a few weeks ago. So far, 280 people died.

Lux Interior died this week. Here are some photos. Strangely, in Photo No. 10, he resembles Brian Billick. Scary.

Another movie. Did Sid kill Nancy?

TV viewers just do not like Tom Cavanagh. In anything.

"Bloom County" returns. Sort of.

Feeling miserable? Captive in our homes.

The Springsteen-Ticketmaster flap knows no borders. The issue isn't that TicketsNow, a TicketMaster subsidiary, actually sells unclaimed tickets. It's TicketMaster declaring a concert a sellout and within 30 minutes, TicketsNow is selling several prime seats with the prices jacked up to the heavens. That's not right.

Meal of Links

Remember last Tuesday? Denny's had free Grand Slams? Here is one man's journey to eat 5 Grand Slams.

Weekly World News has a message from someone. It's from Kurt Cobain. On a shoe.

Bernie Madoff forces an old-timer back to work. The guy is 90.

Exercise Yard

Next week's H-O-R-S-E game at All-Star Weekend (BTW, I am at the 3-D broadcast next Saturday) isn't called H-O-R-S-E. It's now G-E-I-C-O.

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39 Across: Kind of kitten (3 letters) Answer: Sex