There is a Tim Horton's in Kandahar. Its employees are actually eligible for war medals and, oddly enough, not one of them waited on me.

But I Google Mapped it anyhow. It's a long drive.

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No shit. This has to be the most fascinating interview about farts I have ever read.

A whole bunch of movies that are remakes or reboots. 75 of 'em and I think the only one that interests me is "Robocop". I love "Robocop".

Darryl Strawberry fires himself. Probably had to catch up on his DVR library.

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Showtime sponsors the Southern 500. I don't mind their sponsorship, I just wish it wasn't for such an historic race.

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