My Dad and I went to the Indians game this afternoon. Thank you, StubHub! There is no way I'm paying full fare for these guys. Highlights: Bloodys before the game. Good weather. Cold beer. Lowlights: About everything else.

Didn't we hear that Fausto Carmona had turned the corner? He was terrible today. Didn't even get out of the first inning after giving up 5 runs. With a chance do that, he gave up 2 hits to the number 8 and 9 hitters. That was it for him. And it seemed the Indians gave up at that point.

They actually got 7.1 innings of shutout relief from Jensen Lewis and The Notebook. But they were no match for Rabbi Feldman from Texas. The Tribe couldn't touch that dude. Then Rafael Perez came in and he crapped the bed as five more runs bookended the game for the Rangers.

Texas wins, 10-0, in what may have been the worst game of the year.

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Charlie Sheen is a truther. Who knew?

The Great Chef Playbook. Some of these are great tips. And, remember, never put tomatoes in the refrigerator.

When there is a joint session of Congress and the President speaks, you can't heckle and must show decorum. This isn't the UK, for cryin' out loud. Therefore, this man is a tool.

Here's what Sarah Palin did to combat a high uninsured rate and high coverage rates in Alaska. Virtually nothing.

Exercise Yard

BTW, those negotiations between the NBA and its refs? They are not going well. And when you say well, maybe they should get new refs, think about these potential scabs. There are reasons they are not NBA referees.

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