Leave it to Keith Olbermann to be the only one yesterday to mention the anniversary of the death of Bill Hicks. Keith told the Hicks joke that when Jesus comes back, the last thing he wants to see is a cross.



















"Chomsky with dick jokes."

Meal of Links

The Flaming Lips' Wayne Coyne talks about happiness. Nice read, but it sounds better.

How to cut lunch costs. Organic Skippy and Smuckers twice a week seems like work. Once is OK though.

A Hollywood madam names names in a new book. Omigod, Tommy Lasorda is in it. I thought it odd he would randomly show up in homes. Now I know why.



Exercise Yard

The latest edition of "Who Would You Do". This time, the Sports Reporter Edition.

There are a few people who should not be on this list: Kit Hoover, Linda Cohn and Andrea Kremer. And Rachel Nichols has a ton of fanboys out there, she's OK, but people drool over her. Possible replacements: I've seen Inga Hammond on the Golf Channel lately. Looks great, but I hate the way she talks. Kara Henderson from the NFL Network should be here. I believe the words "stripper hot" have been used in a conversation about her.

Erin Andrews is a solid #1 seed and will threaten Roger Federer's reign at #1. Sam Ryan a #10 seed? She should be higher and never cover the "Little League World Series" again. With those hormones running amok, I feared for her safety. Since Stacey Dales dumped Schumann, she has been moving up the charts at breakneck speed.

Bonnie Bernstein is reliable as Elaine Benes, and Melissa Stark would be more popular if she had stuck with sports. You need the Hubbell to find her these days. Hard to argue with Pam Oliver at #3, but I'm not sure about Suzy Kolber at #2. Joe Namath will probably stuff the ballot box and skew the results.

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