After work today, I zipped over to Rozi's in Lakewood. Yes, me in a wine store. Don't ask. Don't worry, I'll drink what I paid for. Anyhow, I am going on the record and saying people drive really slow in Lakewood. Doesn't matter what street, they're tourists. Damn, speed it up.

Excellent reporting by the Plain Dealer this morning on the aftermath of Tuesday's primary. For instance, my ward has a ton of votes up for grabs, because Others had more votes than Campbell and Jackson by a wide margin. I think Jackson will do it, but jeepers, it may be close.

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Vancouver is still the most livable city in the world. I'd love to go back there. A really nice place. BTW, Cleveland (26th) and Pittsburgh were the highest US cities. Please come here. No lines anywhere, even at the polling place.

I guess Tom Cruise forced Katie Holmes to watch "Magnolia". "Tame it."

Terror alert in NYC. Something about the subways. Why do I envision some infidel kid with a fake accent making the call? And what terrorists phone ahead? Maybe they are throwing us off and attacking elsewhere.

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Michelle Wie's coach talks about her turning pro at age 16. I think it's because she left about $700,000 on the table this year, while playing as an amateur. I believe the major sponsors have already signed her up. She's got the talent, I say go for it. But win some ladies' tournaments instead of trying to compete with the men. For now.

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