Tonight's episode of "RockStar:INXS" was a no-brainer. Jessucka finally was declared to be "not roit for our band, INXS." So we are down to seven. The bottom three tonight were all women and Deanna is probably next on the chopping block. J.D. was solidly on the middle of voting after his finger-wiggling performance of "As Tears Go By". I think that's only because the amount of voting has doubled in the last two weeks. Lots of love for Marty, Jordis, and elf-eared MiG. Ty is slipping. Suzi is kind so-so.

What the hell was Brooke Burke wearing? It looked some sort of Van Winkle beard accessory.

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Snoop Dogg has destroyed the kids' football league he coaches in. However, he's got a great party bus.

Governor Tax looks like he's also a criminal. For the love of God, Democrats, now is your chance to take that office.

Microsoft has set the price of Xbox 360 at $299 and $399. That sounds reasonable.

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I was at the Indians game tonight. We had a group from work in attendance. Last year we went to a day game against Texas and we lost, 12-0. Tonight we saw Texas and the Tribe lost, 3-0. I'm sensing a trend. A yawner of a game.

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