Last night, we scalped some tickets and sat in club seats to see the Indians suck again. It was the first time I had lemon sorbet at a game. Might have been the low point of the season, because the boys are just not hitting. I expect a move this week. There is a Noon game tomorrow and an off day on Thursday, so something will happen. My assumption is Alex Cora gets moved and Jody Gerut gets called up. If Scott Elarton fails tonight, he's gone. The Tribe has done this type of stuff in the past. They'll make moves that probably won't have much effect on paper, but it gets everyone out of their comfort zone.

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Kylie Minogue, who shares my birthday, has breast cancer. No mention of how her butt is holding up.

An early birthday present, as Fox miraculously saves "Arrested Development". Fox President says it was a no-brainer. Murdoch must love the show.

In typical White House fashion, when they use anonymous sources, it's OK, but when Newsweek uses anonymous sources, uh, that's not good.

Exercise Yard

Hey Wang, it's only the "Caddyshack" quiz. How 'bout a Fresca?

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