Thursday, April 14, 2005

It looks like Kendra clinched a spot in the finals of "The Apprentice". She kicked ass on today's task, which was to design a brochure for the new Pontiac Solstice. Her teammates offered zero help, which was cause for previous firings. But she did a great job flying solo, her team won, and is clearly the frontrunner at this point. She's exempt next week, which guarantees a spot in the Final Four.

BTW, Matt Dillon was on a Solstice commercial telling us to order one at 2 p.m. tomorrow.

Angry Non-Homosexual Tobacco Addict was fired tonight, after being a part of the losing team for the seventh week in a row. Editing actually made you feel sorry for the guy, but based on his arrest earlier in the week, he's got a long way to go. Even with affirmation from Trump and Carolyn. Today's episode showed Alex and Tana slipping, Craig probably as a never-was, Bren has yet to pay for the cucumber, and Kendra shining brightly.

Meal of Links

"The Wedding Singer" goes to Broadway. Probably the best of Adam Sandler's post-"Happy Gilmore" movies.

The Yankees have hired a motivation skills coach. "Losing is like a disease...as contagious as the bubonic plague."

Bush says, "Passports? We don't need no stinkin' passports."

Exercise Yard

A nice look back at Jackie Robinson. What a great man and athlete. It's the 58th anniversary of his first game with the Dodgers tomorrow.

Visitor

59 Across: He played Neo in "The Matrix"(5 letters) Answer: Keanu

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