Sarah Jessica Parker got the boot from the Gap ads. I never watched "Sex and the City", but I did watch "Square Pegs" ("Steve Sax, Rookie of the Year"). But I cannot recall any other actress who alternates between looking good and looking hideous like her. She had to be the basis for that "Seinfeld" episode with the alternatively pretty and ugly girlfriend.

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Having fun when signing credit card receipts. The worst place to sign is the Best Buy reader. Try to keep your name on that line.

Shots were fired at a Nas concert in London. Must be that East End-West End rivalry.

Earl Watson, of all people, may have started the jersey popping trend. It's hard to be original when celebrating a basketball win these days. I hate when the guy runs around the court at full speed and ignorant teammate (usually last guy on bench) gets in the way.

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Barry Bonds is tired. So tired that he may quit the game. I think he knows he'll be out a while, because his knee isn't responding. But I did find it ironic his son was wearing a Barry Sanders jersey during what may have been his farewell.

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