"I hate to advocate weird chemicals, alcohol, violence or insanity...but they've always worked for me."--Hunter S. Thompson, 1937-2005

RIP, Hunter.

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Ancient Steven Tyler splits with his wife. She'll have to play with her toys. In the attic.

Yao Ming is going to own a combination Chinese restaurant/sports bar in Houston. Their mascot could be General Tso.

Paris Hilton had her PDA hacked. I saw the list today, but I'm sure the numbers have all been changed by now. No doubt some prank calls went to Fred Durst, Ashlee Simpson and Lindsay Lohan.

Exercise Yard

Sidney Ponson talks about doing time in Aruba. There could be worse places to be incarcerated.

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