Isolation Thought

Another seemingly sane person called up 1100 today and said they saw a flying saucer. I don't know if these folks are hitting the bottle in the afternoon, but why don't they just wait and call Art Bell or George Noory or whoever else takes the crazy calls after midnight. Fittingly, Ralph Nader is on Friday. That might be a sign of how desperate that campaign is.

Meal of Links

You can make George Bush say anything you'd like. Kerry, as well.

I've said this for years and no one believes me. NFL players do not wear cups. They're nuts.

Looks like Phil Spector will be indicted.

Exercise Yard

The Lancet says the only reason the Formula One race is in Shanghai this week is Big Tobacco.

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