23% of Democrats who dislike Obama think he's a Muslim. Hey, that could be code for disliking him because he's black, but still. Americans is stupid. That is all.

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50 movies guys should see before they die. Yikes, I have seen 40 of these. Does that mean if I see the other 10, I'm curtains? Good shout-outs include: "The Limey", "American Psycho", "When We Were Kings", "Lucky Number Slevin", "Hot Fuzz" (a must see, currently in cable rotation from the "Shaun of the Dead" people), "Crank" (in the Top Ten!).

The GNR (or should I say Axl Rose) project known as "Chinese Democracy" has become comical in its inability to actually be sent to the public. But if it gets released this year, we all get a can of Dr. Pepper. Whoo hoo.

A dwarf walks into McDonald's. Girl behind register screams, has a phobia of little people. Seems a likely excuse. Where's the lawsuit?

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Brian Anderson blew out his arm again, effectively ending his playing career. But here's a nice story on him. He bags the STO gig for some assistant pitching coach duties with Tampa Bay. I once heard him deliver a virtual thesis on pitching preparation that he mentioned he copped from Orel Hershiser, the Bulldog himself. Orel's smart and so is Anderson.

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