I took my Dad to the warm Tribe game today for an early Father's Day gift, and we sat in the club section. This means you get to eat all of the food up there for free. Not necessarily gratis, but included in the price of your ticket. So, that means not eating anything a while before this gastric feast set before you.

One observation, way too many children, even for the clubs. I was subjected to the little girl next to me spilling lemonade all over my legs, and enduring, of all things, a steroid conversation between her and her father. I love the clubs and all, but wow. He was actually talking about the size of Barry Bonds' cranium to a girl who seemed more concerned with the shape of her chicken sandwich.

Food I consumed:

Beef (with nice cumin and coriander seasoning)
Pork
Chicken Fajita
Hamburger
Cracker Jack (take that Marc's!)
Superman Ice Cream
Popcorn
Water
Diet and regular Dr. Pepper

Stomach troubles ensuing shortly.

The game was a snoozefest, as the Tribe beat the Royals, 8-3. Fausto Carmona had the sinker working big-time today and threw a bunch of changeups that Kansas City could not hit. Fausto looks really good right now. And Tony Pena let a double play ball through the wickets, allowing the Indians to pile on runs in the eighth. Franklin Guiterrez homered early and Casey Blake homered late.

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If you Google much, this is a handy primer. The calculator is always a good tool.

Angelina Jolie at #2 and Jordana Brewster at #7 make the list of hot women loved by lesbians. Sarah Shahi, too. She was the only reason to watch that godawful "Teachers".

Hooray, beer!

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Why not us? The Cavs start their run at the NBA title this evening. I am anxious to see how they handle this series. As I read a couple of weeks ago, rooting for San Antonio is not a very hip thing to do, if you love hoops. The match up is not the best, but certainly better than Phoenix or Dallas. Tony Parker holds the key. If we defend him, we have a shot. If not, well, we tried.

Uh-oh. The Spurs may have a spiritual edge.















But, LeBron is on our team.

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