It's Coachella this weekend. Be sure to check out the live Internet broadcast. It is very cool. Look for the Rage Against The Machine reunion on Sunday. And Robert Hilburn checks in with his favorite Coachella moments.

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It's FHM's 100 Sexiest Women. Katharine McPhee is number 2? Absolutely insane. And how was Gisele Bundchen #83 last year? Did the blind have a vote last year? Good to see Jessica Biel is #6 with a bullet. Salma and her Hayeks are #18. I need more time to study this like the NFL Draft.

Here is what a 300-calorie meal looks like. I have never seen many of these. Omigod, look at that turkey bacon. It looks fake to me.

This guy must really love his soccer. Thank you, Time-Warner Cable. And get Setanta Sports on there, while you're dawdling. I'll pay extra.

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The Glazers raise prices again for Manchester United tickets. Fans are upset.

One good thing about Randy Lerner is the Browns suck and there are years, like this one, that he didn't raise prices. It's still a painful check to write, however. That's why if the Browns draft a quarterback this year in Round One (and it could be the right move), I'm afraid it's 2 more years of losing while this guy figures out how to play.

If that happens, that scream you hear around 12:50 on Saturday is me.

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