On the third day of Christmas, well...this is why they allow returns. In a career filled with insipid videos, Hall and Oates outdo themselves with this one. And then they went and released two versions, one with John Oates on lead vocals, the other, probably the more popular one, with Daryl Hall on lead.

It's not even ambiguously gay. We have unbelievably odd walking, people peering in windows, is that a turkey?, randoms refused entry for some unknown reason, a weird Santa that probably smokes, and a scene in which G.E. Smith plays guitar, as a woman, which creeps me out more than Santa.

See for yourself the differences in the second video. They are fairly obvious.

They are both only two minutes long and my head hurts.

Hall & Oates(Lead Vocal)-"Jingle Bell Rock"



Hall(Lead Vocal) & Oates-"Jingle Bell Rock"