A friend of mine at work told me she got a call from her son's day camp today. This is a camp for 12-to-14-year olds. It seems he was touched inappropriately by a girl! She continued to describe the story by saying, "The long and the short of it..." and I told her maybe she should consider a different phrase with inappropriate touching involved. Anyhow, this girl grabbed his butt and then got in front of him and started to do a "Father Nelson" on him. I give the kid credit and the Mom said basically his complaint to the authorities was a matter of hey, get this crazy person away from me.

Imagine, one minute you're gluing a leaf in a book or making macaroni art. The next minute some chick's grabbing your ass and then humpin' you. Ah, these kids and their camps today.

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While waiting to see "Superman" tonight, I checked out Bill Simmons' "Top YouTube Videos". Good stuff here. There's "Separate Ways" again.

Put Bruce Willis on alert. We have one of those big rocks from space due for a flyby on Monday.

Keith Richards signs on as Johnny Depp's father. Someone tell Keith it's only for a movie.

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I'm digging this "joga bonito" concept.

Exercise Yard

Second round of the World Cup ended today. Brazil didn't play very well, but beat the Black Stars of Ghana, 3-0. Spain, well, Spain didn't show up today and France won, 3-1.

France and England have played terribly, but are in the quarterfinals.

Brazil has not played its best, but keeps winning. France is next.

Portugal has a shot against England, but Deco, their best player can't play.

Argentina has looked pretty good. They are the one team that matches Germany well and they play next. The Germans have looked solid, as they always do. Plus, a huge home advantage.

The Italy Diving Team draws Ukraine next. Probably the weakest of the four matches.

Next matches are Friday.

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