Thanks to all for the birthday wishes. To me, age means absolutely nothing, so it's just another day for me, but I do appreciate the kind words and the gifts are swell. Now, if I could just remember to buy toilet paper before I run out, life could be very good.

Speaking of age, what the hell happened to Lindsay Lohan? Pics indicate a meal or three is required.

Meal of Links

The irony of Viagra causing blindness is just too easy to joke about. Of course, the PD's sub that reads "FDA gets reports, but link not clear" dooesn't help matters.

Come on. Who thinks Eddie Albert dying on the same day as "The Longest Yard" opened is a mere concidence? He's up there now with Nate and Caretaker.

The new rap war: West Coast vs. Kansas City? I mean I know they have a lotta crazy women there, but this seems extreme. Yet, it seems hip-hop is big there.

Exercise Yard

The Williams team is finally cleared in the death of Ayrton Senna.

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52 Across: 1940 Republican convention keynote speaker (7 letters) Answer: Stassen