During a night of, oh, shall we say, moderate imbibing, what did the five of us take away from the experience?

Eastern European porn actors groan in an odd way.

Results of the big toe/next-to-the-big-toe comparisons will be forthcoming.

The Chicago Dogs at the Town Fryer are really good.

Who knew penis piercings had names? Thought it was standard issue. Prince Albert, huh?

Water helps drown the effects of alcohol.

Too many y's in today's crossword. Why?

Don't dare my best friend to do anything.

$7 for three roses and some other flowers. Did I get rippped off?

I think I said "Pfffft." more times than "Bah!".

Meal of Links

The Georgia bride-to-be, who everyone had thought was kidnapped or worse, ends up having cold feet about the wedding and went to New Mexico. Jeez, she should have thought of that before the 600 invitations went out and the bridal party of 28 was chosen. How about those numbers? No pressure.

Tom Cruise calls Katie Holmes "an extraordinary woman". I don't remember him being so public with his past flames. Or flamers.

In case you missed it, this guy kept his dead mother in a freezer. Neighbors thought he was a quiet man.

Exercise Yard

Wang meets Bush in today's Yankees-Blue Jays game. Prince Albert in attendance.

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