Think of Elvis Costello singing this Rodgers and Hart tune:

My funny valentine
Sweet comic valentine
You make me smile with my heart
Your looks are laughable
Unphotographable
Yet you’re my favorite work of art

Is your figure less than greek
Is your mouth a little weak
When you open it to speak
Are you smart?

But don’t change a hair for me
Not if you care for me
Stay little valentine stay
Each day is valentine’s day

Is your figure less than greek
Is your mouth a little weak
When you open it to speak
Are you smart?

But don’t you change one hair for me
Not if you care for me
Stay little valentine stay
Each day is valentine’s day

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This guy wanted to have a Valentine's Day suicide party. He'll supply the Kool-Aid.

Some hard-line Hindus really don't like Valentine's Day.

While you're chomping on some Valentine chocolates, think of the little hands helping to make the product. And I don't mean the Keebler elves.

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Who throws the best Valentine Day's party? Would you believe, Ronaldo?

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