"The Apprentice" comes through with another gem of an episode. The teams had to make a commercial for Dove Body Wash. One team comes up with some sort of cucumber porn idea, while the other had an OK concept about a marathon, but its direction was horrific. In defense of both teams, ad guru Donny Deutsch expressed clearly he wanted something "out of the box". I guess cucumber porn is still considered in the box, so to speak, because Deutsch couldn't pick a winner. Therefore, both teams had to endure a boardroom, and the really arrogant project manager on the Street Smarts team, Kristen, was fired. She was the first fired person who spent her entire camera time in the cab still defending herself. Man, give it up, you're gone.

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Courtney Love avoids jail. Looks like a stint in rehab for her.

North Korea says, "We have nukes." Kim Jong-Il was out golfing and had no comment.

Fim Threat reveals their Top Ten Movie Urban Legends.

Exercise Yard

Checkers/Rally's is now the official drive-thru and burger of Nascar. I'm sure that means a Bigger Buford.

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