Isolation Thought

Partcipating in a Dead Pool when no one of stature dies for a while, makes for a long game. Pass away (get it) the time with findagrave.com.

Meal of Links

Stock up. Major porn companies on hiatus until June, because of HIV scare.

Miwamax to pwint Baba Wawa's biogwaphy.

Bin Laden offers Europe the deal behind Door Number 2. "Monty, Monty!!"

Exercise Yard

Tiger Woods ends basic training at Fort Bragg. Decides to re-up for more grueling years on PGA Tour, married to Elin Nordegren.

Visitor

3 Down: Bob of the 80s Braves (6 letters) Answer: Horner