Cleveland State's white whale, Butler, comes to town for a Noon game tomorrow. Probably the largest attended CSU game since a Butler matchup in the Massimino era.

People are actually showing up. The confluence of an ugly sports year (CSU has more wins than the Browns and Cavs combined), cheap tickets and better marketing has boosted attendance. A far cry from an 11 a.m. game last year when I think 100 people showed up.

If you can bear the shitty ESPN broadcast team that is showing up, look for me on the tube. I'll be wearing black. Oh, wait a minute, we all are.

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The 5 sleepiest animals. Aren't squirrels on the most skittish list, as well?

Joyce Carol Oates on "The Fighter". Nails it, except for Wahlberg's performance.

I bet Marilu Henner remembers everything about this episode of "Taxi". I hope they break down a Vic Ferrari episode.

It's good to be the king. The Mubarak family's estimated worth is between $40 and $70 billion.

Joe Pos on Tiger Woods. It's difficult to watch Tiger struggle to even get three rounds out of four to go his way these days.

Michael Lewis turns his attention to the financial crisis in Ireland. "Now the Irish people finally caught a glimpse of the guy meant to be safeguarding them: the crazy uncle had been sprung from the family cellar."

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The Super Bowl will never move to Saturday. But I can see it eventually moving to President's Day weekend with an 18-game schedule. Sorry, Daytona.

BTW, it'll be the Packers by 9 on Sunday.

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"Tesla Girls"/OMD