Lindsay Lohan goes off to jail in 2 weeks. There are consequences, young lady.






















It looks like she is wondering what kind of a lawyer would not be able to get her out of this mess.

Meal of Links

Girls give away lemonade at a stand. Columnist decides this is an example of what's wrong with America.

Most of the summer TV debuts don't really standout. But I like "Louie" on FX. This is a much better effort from Louis CK this time around. Tuesdays at 11.

All about friendship.

Exercise Yard

The Netherlands beat Uruguay, 3-2 today and effectively ended my chances of winning the pool. I still have Germany and, of course, Uruguay, in the Third Place Game, but I think I'm done. Gonna get my work done early at the mill and watch Germany-Spain tomorrow afternoon. So, it's on to a NATO final, completely debunking my theory of power shifting east and west. Plus, Europe wins in a non-European country.

Uh-oh. Paul the Octopus picked Spain. He hasn't picked incorrectly yet.

In honor of Holland's win, it was either "Pass The Dutchie" or this:

"Double Dutch Bus"/Frankie Smith



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