I believe that stuff falling from the sky this morning was rain. Yep, I'm sure of it.

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Michael Chertoff, our Homeland Security chief, cannot make impossibly way out there statements like he has a "gut feeling" we will be attacked soon, as summer is the season Al Qaeda attacks. This is based on no current intelligence reports, and at the very least, it's non-factual, as 60% of these attacks occur in spring and fall. And then CNN repeats this crazy shit. Does anyone do their own reporting anymore?

Patton Oswalt talks about "Ratatouille", his new album and all sorts of stuff.

Keanu Reeves says, "Tell me why again I would want to be in another "Bill and Ted". Of course, he said no and will remain in San Dimas.

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Looks like good news on two local fan favorites. The Indians amazingly have extended Travis Hafner. He now becomes the Indians all-time highest player at 4 years for $57 million. That will buy a lot of wrestling DVDs. Uh-oh, the Dolans are spending money now, does that mean I have to go to more games? Larry Dolan thinks "we had a pact".

And Darko Milicic has signed with the Memphis Grizzlies in the NBA. That means Anderson Varejao is suddenly running out of options, or at least options that would have made the Cavs an unlikely choice to match an offer.

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