Wow, who knew that Cingular is now AT&T? Hadn't heard that lately. And speaking of ads, Elvis Costello for Lexus? Or just the sound system in a Lexus? Either way, I was taken aback by that. BTW, he is doing a live webcast on Monday after the Letterman show tapes.

I think I set the record for ordering an item on the Internet. I had free 1-day shipping from Zappos. I needed to get some new Borns. So, at 8:00 on Tuesday night, I ordered them. And I got them the next day. That's a PB (Personal Best) for me. OK, I guess it was free overnight shipping and it got here overnight. Still, that was fast.

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What's this? The "Knights of Prosperity" might return with Ray Romano as the intended victim. Not bad, he'll be on more than Jagger was. Mick was funny, but hardly ever on.

They sell lots of stuff on eBay. But who knew you could buy Mexican Immigrants and Jews there? How do leave feedback on that? BTW, I just bought Fusion blades for a ridiculously low price on eBay.

It's this year's bikini guide. That's the educational part of today's musings.

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Dale Earnhardt, Jr. announced he was leaving DEI at the end of the year. This is big in the world of racing. It's big because Junior is, by far, the most popular NASCAR driver. He is so popular he never has to mention his sponsors. Hell, even Jeff Gordon has to do that. Watch him next time, he rarely mentions the Bud car or number 8 at all.

With him being a free agent, the most likely prospects would be Hendrick Racing, the home of Jeff Gordon and Jimmie Johnson. Or RCR, where Dale Earnhardt, Sr. ran the #3. No one runs the #3 these days, so wouldn't that be something if they put Junior in that car. Hey, Joe Gibbs Racing might be a coll place to land, too.

Look for mega dollars thrown his way.

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