Asking the musical question, "Our President's crazy...Did you hear what he said?"

Boy, that speech had a "too little, too late" ring to it, didn't it? Politics aside, a surge in troops is probably needed, but no one supports that. So, the troop surge is more like a trickle. It appears we have a really good General at the helm, but I'm not sure he has the manpower to accomplish this mission.

Not a Hail Mary attempt at saving the war, but probably more like a deep out at this juncture. If this fails, everyone splits out wide to the left.

Meal of Links

OK, German tourist in London spots this guy on the Tube. Now, back in Germany, she decides she wants to meet him. Ain't stalking grand.

I rather like IFC. But the "F" stands for film. So, why all this shit? I guess attention spans are not what they used to be.

The Golden Globes say, "No goody bag for you!" I never got that trend anyhow.

Exercise Yard

It's the Pillow Fight League. Yeah, chicks only! OK, this looks pretty harmless. I like the names, especially "Vic Payback". And I like the rule that you can't block your opponent's pillow with your own pillow. That makes for plenty of swinging. Whoa, tickets in NYC are $15 in advance.

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41 Across: Matthew of "Full Metal Jacket" (6 letters) Answer: Modine