"HeadOn...Apply directly to the forehead." Can these words, when strung together, comprise the most irritating phrase on TV today?

Ugh


Sticking with commercials, that woman on "The World According to Jane" ad is freaking me out. I think it's for IBM, but I can't tell because she's doing some Mugatu thing on me. "I been hypnotized."

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"Snakes on a Plane" is coming soon. Come on, Samuel L. chasing after snakes on a motherfuckin' plane. Major box office on this one.

Wouldn't it be great to talk to as many musicians as Robert Hilburn? From Janis Joplin to Jack White.

Microsoft goes to the lab and comes up with the..."iPod Killer". It's called Zune.

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Floyd Landis is on the verge of winning the Tour de France after a really good time trial today. History dictates the yellow jersey is never toyed with on the ride into Paris tomorrow, so he basically has won. But someone may want to trifle with tradition. Anyhow, look for the guy in the ugly green Phonak outfit. That's Floyd.

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