Have you tried any of the artery cloggers from Mrs. Fields? I never tried them, but I understand they used to have Elmo and Cookie Monster cookies. They must have lost the licensing, because they don't make them anymore. Anyhow, it was a chocolate chip cookie with a bunch of icing on it in the colors of the characters.

I guess now they have decided to push these monstrosities that come in the shape of a pizza slice. Chocolate chip bar with alternating white and chocolate icing around the edges. I had a point of one of these today, a point I say, and thought I had enough sugar to last the month. Hard to believe a kid could handle these. What am I talking about, no way that they can.

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The Onion reports that World Cup fans are conducting practice soccer riots for Germany. The punchline is very funny.

The Weekly World News reports that a Dracula Dwarf is currently terrorizing Seattle. Best quote: "I've seen enough horror movies to know right away that this fanged, caped man was a vampire."

The Borowitz Report tells us the NSA was bothered by the increase in long distance calls this past Sunday. Completely forgetting that it was Mother's Day.

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