It's another year, and it's time to get rid of more of the old comic strips. This all started when the LA Times axed "Garfield". Does anyone read that crap anymore? "Brevity" is due to show up in the PD soon and it's pretty funny. Now if the "Dysfunctional Family Circus" was a regular feature, people would stop at that page for once.

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Bill Gates suffered through three Windows crashes at his CES keynote speech. Luckily Conan O'Brien was there with quips like, "Who's in charge of Microsoft?...Oh."

Amid thousands of complaints, the BBC still plans to air "Jerry Springer-The Opera". Jerry Beads to all who complain.

The Post Office is going to sell commemorative porn stamps. No mention of packages, special deliveries or certified males. Rodney Cockburn, are you kidding me?

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Trust me, if this proposed show about Doug Christie and his wife makes it on the air, I am watching. She may be the most jealous woman on earth.

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