Isolation Thought

You know, when you spend a rather ugly Saturday afternoon sucking down Bloody Marys, your sleep pattern tends to become disjointed. So, I found myself going through the dial about 3:30 this a.m. Ah, the land of late night TV!! Of course, you have to check in on any movie with the word "Deviant" in the title and sure enough on one of the millions of Showtime channels I get, "Deviant Vixens 2" was on. Not sure, if I saw "Deviant Vixens", but if they greenlighted a sequel, it must have been stellar. But then I stumbled upon BET. In the space of 20 minutes, I got to see BET Uncut, with the Won G. (featuring Gizelle) video of "Caught Up in the Rapture". This one has Paris Hilton in it and is a remake of Blondie's "Rapture". Then, good old Ron Jeremy shows up on a commercial selling a product called "Extendz". Truly awful production values, but he promises a 25% increase in length, "you know, down there". Then at 4:00, BET suddenly becomes religious and Robert Tilton comes on. I remember years ago, this dude told the old-timers that ink from prayer requests (some sort of weird pre-Costanza defense) had gone into his blood and resulted in baggy eyes, therefore requiring plastic surgery. He had some words from God and was most believable.

Meal of Links

Someone was willing to pay $30,000 for a photo of Olive Osmond. She obviously could not run away, you see, because she was in her coffin.

Bad health news for McDonald's new CEO. And, it doesn't involve the food.

The American Girl Cafe, where your doll eats for free. You have to be joking.

Exercise Yard

Roy Jones was not very "Smarty".

Visitor

None, it's Sunday.