Isolation Thought

Yes!!! The first automobile accident I've heard of this time around because of (drum roll, please) cicadas!!! With the additional bonus of causing a flood.

Meal of Links

Your Doctor's tie is so ugly, it could make you sick.

The latest round of ads from United Airlines are analyzed. They are pretty good, but I like the Burger King one where the guy says, "I'm spicy!!!"

Please accept our apology for accusing you of the Madrid terrorist bombing. Damnedest thing...we had the wrong fingerprint. Sorry for the inconvenience of dragging your name through the mud. Here's Richard Jewell's number, in case you need to chat.

Exercise Yard

Maurice Greene now has the all-time celebration title. He has surpassed "The Fun Bunch" and anything T.O. or Chad Johnson has ever done. After running a 9.86 in the 100 meters, Greene took off his shoes and had a friend douse them with a fire extinguisher, because they were so hot.

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41 Across: 1901-1909 presidential nickname (5 letters) Answer: Teddy