Isolation Thought

Unless Paul Harvey steered me wrong yesterday, we change the clocks tonight at 2 a.m. I'm obsessive about this and will have all of my clocks "sprung forward" by Noon. Must have the microwave and oven clocks in sync.

Meal of Links

Labor Department says 308,000 jobs were created in March. Kerry says, "I want names."

Milk does a body good. Where did all the cows go?

Mistrial at Tyco court proceedings. I expect blue-hair Juror #4 to get some of the new windfall for the defense attorneys. And I'm sure she'll be hosting a reality show by fall. Probably on GSN.

Exercise Yard

Bob Sura, easily the best, cheapest late-season pickup in Fantasy Basketball.

Visitor

51 Across: Actor born 4/3/1924 (12 letters) Answer: Marlon Brando