I was at the Bart for a rare Monday night CSU hoops game. Today's opponent: The dreaded Zips of Akron. The Vikings were riding a two-game winning streak that had the streets filled with bewildered people (and not because the parking lot at Becky's has switched sides), looking upward for a sign, any sign that the world was not ending. The sign was delivered as Akron won, 62-50.

I went with Nomar Stalker who said it was the worst shooting team he has ever seen. Could be, but he didn't go to any games last year. CSU was up 17-10 with 12 minutes left in the first half, when Akron slapped a zone on them. It appeared the Vikings had never seen one before. "What means this zone?" they wondered aloud to the basketball gods. The gods laughed their asses off, as CSU stood in amazement and passed the ball around the perimeter for the next 12 minutes and scored 1 point during that time and trailed 27-18 at halftime. "Enough!", said the basketball fans. "Save us from this display.", they shouted. And the gods were appeased and provided halftime entertainment.

It is well known that I loathe mascots. But the highlight tonight came at halftime when all of the local mascots, sans Slider, played a basketball game. We had Vike, of course. Zippy from Akron U., Moondog from the Cavs, Wheelie (I have no idea where the hell that was from), a Mister Chicken guy in a rented chicken suit (a nod to a sponsor), Orbit from the Akron Aeros, Skipper from the Lake County Captains, the Barons mascot Sandshark(?), and representing the human race was a little girl who won the first half Chicken Dance contest. There is something about mascots when they appear in a group like that makes me laugh uncontrollably. Much like monkeys when they dress up. We decided that Zippy's costume prevented full vision, because he would be running around, completely oblivious to the ball which crossed his path several times without any sort of reaction. Oh, it was hijinks aplenty. Much more enjoyable than the game.

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Does anyone care about Miss America anymore? It's now in Vegas and on CMT. The tradition continues.

California is set to execute some old-timer. No question, he's a bad guy. But they have to take him out of a wheelchair before they inject him.

Pete Doherty gets arrested. Again. Cue up Lindsey Buckingham. "I think I'm in trouble."

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Emily Litella, head of NFL officals says, "Never mind."

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37 Across: Conductor Georg (5 letters) Answer: Solti

If you have not seen Coach Ditka on "The Blitz" on ESPN News, you need to. This is a program where Sean Salisbury (the guy with the big head) and Coach Ditka break down the NFL games on Sundays around 5:00 or so. Coach Ditka has problems finishing sentences these days and it's hilarious to hear him yelling about stuff. He really lit into the Bears defense today for not playing up to snuff, and he was right. He said he'd give Charles Tillman a bus ticket and a hamburger and tell him to leave town.

The games were pretty good today. Carolina has it going (Fear the Panther) and the Steelers, although they hung on at the end, looked really good. Poor Peyton Manning. He might end up being known for his commercials and not his playoff wins. The Colts blocking scheme today was not good, as the Steelers blitz worked all day. It's amazing the Colts could have tied at the end, except the "liquored-up kicker" missed the field goal.

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Someone by the name of Richard Forrest channels my Mother. "I looked down and whoa, man, it's Mickey. I punched his lights out."

The controversy about James Frey's memoir continues. The bottom line is how can you factcheck a memoir? Unfortunately, many people don't care because he didn't really hurt anyone, it was a good read, etc.

As the NFL season winds down, it's good to see the "Nextel Dance Party" is still going strong. "Where's Meckler?"

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I saw Bill Belichick say bad words (really all of the Patriots seemed a bit testy)during the end of the Patriots' reign last night. New England had way too many turnovers. And they were turnovers that led to incredibly short fields for the Broncos to navigate. Combine that with an incredibly awful pass interference late in the first half and an equally dumb interception in the endzone in the second half and that spelled doom. For the record, there was no pass interference and Champ Bailey's fumble should have been ruled a touchback, but how are you gonna determine that without 3-D glasses?

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None, it's a sunny, then cloudy, but cold Sunday.

"People say, 'When you make it to the NBA, don't forget about me.' I feel like telling them, 'Well, if I don't make it, make sure you don't forget about me.' "
-- William Gates, in the final scene of "Hoop Dreams"

I got home from work yesterday and what was on IFC? "Hoop Dreams"! I had not seen it in a while and it remains one of the top 5 sports films ever. I remember Siskel and Ebert (Roger's review) being outraged that it was not nominated for the documentary Oscar that year. The academy seems to have gotten over the bias against popular documentaries, but at the time, they ignored "Hoop Dreams". If you haven't seen it, it is well worth the three hours, as it really sucks you in. The scene where Gates opens up the envelope to see his ACT scores, so he can attend Marquette, man, it's like someone from your own family making it, it's really that good.

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The Golden Globes are on Monday night. Always a good show, because alcohol is served.

We're dropping bombs all over the place these days. Washington is currently playing the Sergeant Schultz card.

Things Her Boyfriend Says.

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The weekend's NFL picks: Seahawks, Patriots, Colts, Panthers. Seattle has more offense and a better defense than most people credit them. Can't bet against the Pats til they spit the bit. As Coach Ditka said before their first matchup: "The Steelers secondary cannot cover the Colt receivers, and they know that." I love John Fox and the Panthers will prevail and don't forget, the Browns actually beat the Bears, and I know the Browns and I assure they're no Carolina Panthers.

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The Plain Dealer did exactly what I've been afraid to do. That is mention the great weather we've been enjoying recently. I understand great is a relative term, but today it is sunny and in the 50's and in January, that's stealing.

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I happen to like Keith Olbermann. I don't watch his show that often, but it's a nice mix of hard news and stupid stuff, and it makes me laugh. On Fridays, he drops in on Dan Patrick's ESPN radio show and recently asked Lynn Swann (yes, that Lynn Swann) some tough gubernatorial questions, which were not the type of softballs that Swannie thought were coming.

One of my goals for 2006 was to read a little bit more. Last night, I finished "The Tender Bar" by JR Moehringer. It's about a bar and the cast of regulars who occupy it over the years. I thought it was great and it seems to be getting generally positive reviews.

I don't go to Arby's very often. But today, I ordered a Market Fresh Turkey/Swiss and felt good about it. Then I read their nutrition information. No more trips to Arby's for me.

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I was at the CSU game with my brother tonight, and it was a late starter combined with overtime, so I have to do the really late dinner on top of all things. But CSU somehow prevailed in a game they had no business winning. CSU beats Detroit, 59-53. Detroit was winning 41-30 with 8 minutes to go. The basketball gods were then appeased, as CSU mounted not necessarily a comeback, but Detroit handed us the game on a silver platter...several times. Carlos English could have won it with 10 seconds left after a Detroit technical, but he proceeded to miss not one, but both technicals. BTW, the score was tied at the time. Ugh!

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18 Across: Three-time A.L. batting champ (5 letters) Answer: Oliva

Dr. James Andrews had a heart attack over the weekend. We were trying to figure if he'd be ready by training camp, after some rehab...yuk, yuk. I'm sure Andrews has trained someone to take his place, but he was supposed to perform Carson Palmer's surgery this week, so the guy must still use the knife. But what if his underlings aren't any good. I mean, what then? He must be OK, because Bags is coming for a visit tomorrow.

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The commission in charge of suggestions in the rebuilding of Nawlins had a public forum today. Residents appear to be steamed. This one will be messy.

Robert Altman gets an honorary Oscar. He's got a nice catalog, including "California Split", a great gambling flick.

Chuck Norris is a badass.

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More Hall of Fame news, this time it's football. The 15 finalists were announced. We decided that Troy Aikman, Reggie White, Warren Moon and John Madden will get in. Can't see anyone else making it, including Thurman Thomas.

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18 Across: Turcotte who rode Secretariat to the Triple Crown (3 letters) Answer: Ron

I haven't gotten into the Alito hearings too much, as I can pick up the C-Span replays. These days, no nominee is gonna tussle with the Senate. It isn't gonna happen. You send the guy up, because the name has already appeared on a pre-approved list, senators jab at him a bit, then they approve the nomination. Simple.

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"The new food labels are out! The new food labels are out!"

Some folks thought J.T. Leroy was a fraud a long time ago. Larry King will figure it out.

I keep getting spam at work that tells me I've won the Dutch Lottery. I'm waiting for Todd Gack to be listed as the contact.

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Bob Sykes, I mean Bruce Sutter, makes the Baseball Hall of Fame. You see, I was at a Reds game in college where my roommate kept drunkenly yelling, "Sutter! Sutter!" at a guy in the Cardinal bullpen. He finally figured out the pitcher was not scratching his back, but pointing to his name on the back of the jersey, which was "SYKES". He tried to apologize by saying, "It was an honest mistake, since you're both lefties." Of course, Sutter threw with his right hand.

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I am not really worried about bird flu, but I'm keeping my eye on it. It's now in Turkey and some British official went on the BBC this morning and said birds migrate so it's inevitable it'll reach England. Good morning to you, as well.

I don't think there is a cause for panic, but I'm curious to see if anyone gets it here. With 24-hour news, the coverage will be out of control.

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Pink got married. I had pretty much forgotten about Pink. It got a lot of coverage. Must be a slow news day.

Don't even tell me that Tussin doesn't work, I refuse to believe it. But the medical journal Chest says it's true.

The Dow passes 11,000. Now, let's see if it stays there.

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Tana Umaga quits as captain of the All Blacks. My bet is that New Zealand keeps winning.

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32 Across: Susan of "L.A. Law" (3 letters) Answer: Dey

I came out of my NFL spider hole this morning just long enough to get a speeding ticket. Of course, it's at a spot that I have always driven fast...the Lorain-Carnegie Bridge. In fact, I was not paying attention and had started slowing down, when I got to the crest of the bridge. The Polizei was coming in the opposite direction and my thought bubble read, "If he has his radar on, I'm cooked." Sure enough, he did a U-turn and I knew I was doomed.

Oh, the officer was extremely nice about it and then quickly zoomed off to nab another guy. Crap.

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When you watch football all weekend, you watch commercials. Lots of commercials. There were a few that stood out:

The NFL Network continues to crank out quality ads. The one out now with, "Get your excuses ready." is pretty funny. Nice digs at Drew Rosenhaus. I'm hoping for a Jon Gruden reprise of "Tomorrow" on this year's championship weekend ad. BTW, of those who appeared on last year's ad, only Ben Roethlisberger has a shot at this year's Super Bowl. Gruden, Chad Johnson and Marvin Lewis were eliminated this weekend. Curtis Martin, Byron Leftwich and Daunte Culpepper were hurt this year. Roy Williams of Dallas didn't make the playoffs. Ephraim Salaam was actually released and re-signed by Jacksonville. Is that another jinx to worry about?

"Ted Ferguson, Bud Light Daredevil". These ads are so stupid, but they make me laugh each time I see one. "Put that on my review!"

I thought the Burger King (Browns free agent signee?) dumping Gatorade on Don Shula was funny.

Also, the Sony Low-Def ad was great in its simplicity, while promoting their new TVs. They recreated the Stanford-Cal game (you know, the one with the band on the field) with an old electric football game. They used the actual radio call, as well. Very unique.

I do not operate under the alias of Ryan Bennett. But I acknowledge that it was a very good question.

My educated guess is this news was not as big as this announcement.

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Today's NFL games went as I thought they would, with both road teams winning. The Giants really layed an egg at home. I like the Carolina coach, John Fox, a lot and don't underestimate that team against Chicago.










They're laughin' at us.

The Steelers looked awfully good today in the second game, adjusting well after the first quarter. Too bad about Carson Palmer getting hurt for the Bengals on the second play. It may have been a different outcome, but we'll never know. My credo: You can only play on emotion so far. The Bengals had it going early, then faded badly.

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Tried to go over to Johnny Mango last night, but they had a private party and were closed to the public for several hours. No El Diablo, por favor. Obviously, we headed over to the Fulton Bar and Grill and once again, the food was outstanding. Of course, hummus was there and we had the trio which was black bean, white bean and garlic. I had halibut with some really good cornbread stuffing with andouille. Also had some seared greens which were spinach. I forced myself to nibble at that, because I don't like spinach. I like the Fulton a lot and got affirmation from the busser on my intense dislike of Jenna Elfman.

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Went to see "Brokeback Mountain" today. While waiting for Gale to show up, this old guy nearby is also waiting for someone to show up, and he starts humming. I hate when randoms start whistling or humming. I start to focus on what he's humming. I'll be damned if it wasn't "You Are My Sunshine" over and over and over. I almost laughed out loud. Then I moved away. Far away. I mean it was "Brokeback Mountain". As for the movie, it was OK, at best. Honestly, I don't see it as an Oscar winner. I can see Heath Ledger getting a nomination, but it was kind of a slow starter. It's not matching the hype, if you ask me, and I think Hollywood might have an agenda here. I liked "King Kong" and "Transporter 2" (DVD this week, oh yeah!) infinitely more. One other quick queueing story, this old woman gets in line and says, "I was at "Munich" last week when the film broke. I only got to see 5 assassinations out of the scheduled 11." She was asked if she wanted to see "Munich" again. "Naw, that had too much killing in it." Hey, I laughed.

Ted Nugent wants to run for Governor of Michigan in 2010. Read his quotes, he seems competent.

I had to download the latest episode of "The Office" because Channel 3 or my DVR screwed up the last 15 minutes the other day. Process worked OK. It cost $1.99, but it's a legal download and I wanted to try it out.

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Today's NFL playoff games were true to form. Big-time defense in the Bucs-Redskins game, as the Skins had only 120 yards of offense and somehow won the game. The Jaguars hung with the Patriots for a half and then got mauled in the 2nd half. Tomorrow's games hold promise. I think it's the Panthers and the Steelers winning on the road.

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I watched the BCS Championship Game last night, which Texas won, 41-38, over Southern Cal. And it was a good game. But, my goodness, was Keith Jackson a far cry from what he once was in the booth. We do not get a lot of the West Coast games during the regular season and that's where Keith does most of his announcin' these days. Therefore, I hadn't heard him much lately.

My biggest beef is that he didn't call the game, but sorta/kinda reacted to it. No excitement when USC gets stuffed on 4th down near the end of the game, and his call of Vince Young's game-winning TD was simply, "Vince Young scores." Keith, are you even at the game at this point or better yet, awake? It's almost 12:30 in the Eastern time zone and I'm still alert.

And did anyone else think he might have been dipping into the Old Panther or whatever old timey hosses drink? These are just a few of his gaffes:

OK, it's probably appropriate to call them "times out", instead of "timeouts", but no one ever says "times out". Except for Keith last night.

He admits, "I am watching the game with binoculars." Probably should have said "cardinal-colored USC glasses." Several people in the stands are also using binos. But they paid to get in. "Oscar, use your monitor!"

Couldn't read the AFLAC trivia questions correctly. Not once, but twice!

Clearly called a missed Texas extra point, "Good!". Clearly called a made Texas field goal, "That's wide."

Called LenDale White of USC, "LenDale Watson".

At the end of the third quarter, he kept insisting it was a timeout. Finally, someone got in his ear and spared us. "I know you're Keith Jackson, you big ugly, but it's the end of the fuckin' quarter. Clown."

I thought the funniest thing was his promo for Heather Graham's new ABC show, "Emily's Reasons Why Not". "'Don't miss the season premiere of "Emily's Reasons...Why Not'. Emily's Reason...I dunno...Starring Heather...Graham. A new comedy about love, laughter and life, premiering at Monday, 9 central, followed by an all-new 'Jake' ... [world's longest dead air] ... in Progress,' starring John Stah-mos." Stah-mos! Hah! It's like Harry Caray returned to the booth. So sad.

And, of course, Keith had to mention that the clock did not move on the 2-point conversion from Texas with 19 seconds left. Dan Fouts with a great rebuttal: "That's an extra point, it's probably not going to..."

Fouts, however, was pretty good and somehow worked in a "Quidditch" reference after Reggie Bush flew in for a TD. Somewhere, Dennis Miller is smiling. Well, he was good until he brought out the "In-VINCE-able" line he was waiting to use for a month after Young's last TD.

My other pet peeve is that when USC went for it on 4th down to clinch the game, or so they thought, neither Jackson nor Fouts raised the possibility of a punt to pin Texas deep in their own territory, which is the normal play. That would have given Vince Young a much longer field to navigate, 90 yards or so. Or the fact that Bush, the Heisman Trophy winner, isn't even in the game. When White missed the first down, even Fouts got sucked into Jackson's black hole, by circling a ref who he said was the guy to pay attention to, because he was marking the ball. Not so fast, my friend, as the linesman on the other side of the field was the one who was actually giving USC a rather favorable spot, which resulted in a measurement. It was short, and then Young goes down the shorter field and wins the game for Texas.

ABC broadcasts only the Rose Bowl next year, as Fox gets the other 4 BCS games. Keep in mind, Fox will do zero regular season games, so I couldn't tell you who will call these games. But I can guarantee the guy from "House" will be at the championship game, so Fox can promo it. "Hey, is there a Doctor in the house? Why yes, it's Hugh Laurie from the smash hit "House", seen Tuesdays at 9 Eastern/8 Central, right here on Fox." Trust me, it's happening next January.

BTW, the Rose Bowl is replayed on ESPN Classic this Saturday at 7:00. See the demise of Keith Jackson. Again.

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As predicted here, Jon Stewart hosts the Oscars. Keith Jackson apparently turned the Academy down.

Barry Cowsill died. He had been missing since Katrina went through Nawlins. Found on a wharf. That doesn't sound pleasant. Anyhow, the Cowsills performed at the first concert I ever attended. It was at Public Hall. I think I spilled Mayor Stokes' drinks, drank Duke beer, and drunkenly called people from the pay phones. I vowed it would never happen again. Christ, I feel like Earl Hickey. "Thanks, karma."

Do you think we can scare up 20 people to perform at the Super Bowl? I like the fact you need to be part of a formal group, but not really, as long as your group numbers 20. I, of course, will be Group Leader because I said so. We won't actually see the game, but we'll have FUN!

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Father of mine (who behaved himself) and I attended the CSU-Wright State game this evening. Of course, Cleveland State lost, 58-55, and is winless in league play. I cannot believe it was that close as Wright State, who had not won a road game all year, was up by 8 with 2:50 left. CSU got within 2 as Raheem Moss threw in two three-pointers, but could not do it at the end. CSU could not rebound, shoot, or knock down foul shots. The refereeing was incredibly poor, which is standard for the Horizon League. CSU gets a week off until Detroit, who has not won a road game either, shows up.

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14 Across: Mendes of "Hitch" (3 letters) Answer: Eva

It's great when you get a week off between the holidays. After that, however, it's the return to work after the New Year begins. Then all of those mid-December coulda, woulda, shouldas show up. So now I'm on the "if I finish up strong this week" kick, I'll be back in good shape.

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Lindsay Lohan admits she needed a samwich. And she took drugs, but not the really bad ones, I'm sure.

Pete Townshend says beware of the iPod, because headphones can cause hearing loss. Daltrey: "Tommy, can you hear me?" Me: "Huh?"

The Consumer Electronics Show began today. Let's see who can build the biggest TV.

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If you like baseball parks, spend some time here. Not much on Jacobs Field though. I'll give you the full report on the Tribe's Grand Slam Awards Banquet in two weeks. Especially if we encounter the dreaded Casey Blake.

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46 Across: Franz of "NYPD Blue" (6 letters) Answer: Dennis (not liking the 2006 trend toward two-word answers, not that "Dennis" is two words, but...)

Now that "My Name is Earl" and "The Office" have shifted to Thursdays, I had the opportunity to watch the latest "Frontline" which is about Wal-Mart. I thought it was an excellent primer on how they are in bed with the Chinese to produce cheap products. I do not shop at Wal-Mart. And it's awfully tough to protest the place, because folks just love those low prices. But I've successfully avoided them for years and plan to continue doing that.

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Looks like the Abramoff scandal shifts into a higher gear. This one should make lots of R's and D's real nervous.

"The Chronic-what-cles of Narnia Rap" from SNL. "Google Maps is the best!"

100 things we didn't know last year at this time. The third nipple item is a bit freaky.

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The Browns accepted the resignation of "Marketing Guy", John Collins today. This concludes the latest bizarre incident of the Browns front office. Did the Lerners run MBNA this way? I guess with no stockholders involved, chaos rules the day in Berea. How about Bernie Kosar for President of the Browns? Football guy who knows how to run successful businesses. Maybe it's time to bring him back.

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34 Across: Author Quindlen (4 letters) Answer: Anna

Well it's 357 days til Christmas and no, I didn't wind up in a ditch. I finally recovered from the personal disaster that was New Year's Eve. I had way too much to drink, which resulted in all sorts of "Amateur Night" antics. You know, spilling other people's drinks, falling into tables, drunk-dialing, etc. You name it, I probably did it. I think it finally sunk into me that there might be issues when I was being driven back towards the Happy Dog at the end of the evening.

Me: "I'm parked on the other side of Detroit, facing east."
My Designated Driver: "Um, we're driving your car right now."
Me: "Oh." or something as profound.

So, while I think I had fun as it was happening, I have to apologize to everyone involved. Not one of my shining moments.

While I was recovering from a major hangover, I did last through the first half of Sunday's Browns game. Special guest was my brother, Jeff. Browns Version 2.3 was coming off a dud of a game against the Steelers. The opponent: The Baltimore Ravens. I am in pain, let's see if I can make it.

The weather was great for the New Year. A bit overcast and the temperature was about 40 degrees.

The giveaway: None, unless you wanted to fill out MBNA applications.

Not many smells, except that of the Browns defense, offense and special teams in the first half. Special teams saved our bacon in the second half.

The Browns and Ravens contributed to the worst half of football I've seen in a long time. Horrible offenses, too many penalties and not a whole hell of a lot was happening.

The G.E. Smith Band was AWOL. Obviously, a private party paid more then this gig.

Tame crowd in Section 345. I estimate 20,000 no shows and it seemed like the folks were too tired to cheer or make any sort of noise.

Best line (from Jeff in the second quarter): "It's pretty bad when the opening kickoff is your best play."

Best line (from me): "Let's leave." I said this at the half, after watching that 30 minutes of awfulness. Things were not that much better in half number two. The Browns hung in there, but were very lucky to win.

Oddest Browns jersey: 53 UNCK.

Best shirt: "Fuck Modell". Enough said.

I actually bought a $4 hot dog that wasn't bad.

The Village Idiot, Jeff Tanchak, got his mike problems fixed and wished everyone a "Happy New Year".

Best Browns play: In person, none. Northcutt's punt return after I got home.

Best Fan Cam picture: The kid who basically turned to his Dad and said, "Hey look, we're on the Jumbotron."

Worst stat: The Browns had 9 yards on their first 12 plays.

2nd worst stat: The Ravens were 4-18 on third downs. Truly exciting football.

3rd worse stat: The Browns rushing offense totalled 54 yards on 23 carries.

The Browns somehow won this one. A long kickoff return by Cribbs set up the first TD and Northcutt took a punt back for the second TD. In a space of 90 seconds. Much like the Bears game, the Browns played horribly and still came out with a win. They beat the Ravens, 20-16, to finish the season at 6-10. Probably right where they should have finished.

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Tom Shales talks about Dick Clark hosting New Year's Eve. Didn't see it, as I was subjected to Carson Daly on NBC.

Looks like Independence Air didn't make it. I flew them to FLA last year and was quite satisfied. Pretty cool planes and Chuck Berry gave us the safety tips. But I flew really cheap and I'm guessing they couldn't keep up with the costs of running an airline.

"My boy, Blue." passed away.

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The day after the NFL season ends, and that means coaches are fired. In Minnesota, it looked like they fired Mike Tice on the field, they did it so quick, not even waiting for Monday. The Phil Savage Watch is still on in Cleveland.

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58 Across: "Wascally wabbit" hunter (9 letters) Answer: Elmer Fudd

I felt like one of the Magi today. After wandering around the landscape for much of this day, I had an epiphany. I was on a phone call with a voice from the East, in which she mentioned cleaning. And lots of it. I realized this was something I was gonna do this week as well, but had accomplished very little in that regard. I then attacked the living room and part of the bathroom. And I felt much better for doing that.

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The DVR is a wonderful thing. Took a rare Friday at home to catch up on some stuff and I was able to see the rerun of Christopher Hitchens on C-Span from October. They had him on a 5:00 a.m. timeslot, but the phone lines were jammed. He admitted he stayed up all night and it was easier in many ways than coming on at, say 7:00 or 8:00 a.m.

I will finalize my picks for the Dead Pool tomorrow, but this Dick Clark thing bothers me. Without any clearcut video evidence, I may have to leave him off, but then again, this could be his goodbye to America. I am currently perplexed.

The funniest names in college hoops. Parfait Bitee makes me laugh. I think Jazz Henderson sounds pretty damn cool.

This old-timer bowls a perfect game, third time for him, then drops dead. As my niece says, "That's not funny!". What is funny is the quote from fellow kegler Johnny Masters, "If he could have written a way to go out, this would be it." Thanks, Johnny, perhaps Ed would have preferred to celebrate the 300 game after he left the lanes. At home, maybe? At least a few minutes. And it sounds like the coffee at Airway Lanes needs an adjustment.

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I almost spit up my sauerkraut during dinner today when I saw the ESPN News crawl, which stated Phil Savage might be fired. Huh? What? I hopped on the phone right away and my sources couldn't shed any more light on it. "Philosophical differences due to salary cap issues". That has a "diminishing skills" nuance to it. You see something like that and you wonder how dysfunctional is this organization? Savage not even lasting a year, who would have thunk that? Of course, the Browns are denying it, but picture the siren on Drudge and mark it developing...

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43 Across: Songwriter Warren honored on the album "Enjoy Every Sandwich" (5 letters) Answer: Zevon

My Dad's birthday is on Sunday, which is also New Year's Day. I asked him how old he is gonna be and he said 75. All I could tell him was, "Man, that's a whole lotta birthdays." And he agreed. I took him over to the Union House for lunch yesterday. They have a fish fry (my choice) and pierogis (his choice, and there's that word again!) on Wednesdays and Fridays. You could tell it was the holiday season and it was raining, because even the old timers weren't there.

Still narrowing the choices for Amateur Night, a.k.a. New Year's Eve. Several joints currently in the running. The decision will be made soon.

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Times Square festivities will have a Nawlins feel to it. He said "Ball drop." heh heh heh heh

Looks like rain for the Tournament of Roses parade. Does anyone watch that anymore? I see CBS bailed this year.

Enron's chief bean counter pleads guilty and will testify against Lay and Skilling. BTW, Skilling's lawyer is Dan Petrocelli from the OJ civil trial, in case you don't have a program with a current roster. It's funny, because back then he was a good guy and I'm sure he'll come off as a bad guy during this trial.

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Watch the play at the end of the Alamo Bowl last night. The Wolverines got hosed on several fronts. No flag on Nebraska for running on the field, some of their own players quit on the play, and one more lateral would have enede the play with a TD.

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5 Down: Friendship 7 astronaut (5 letters) Answer: Glenn

It's the Scared of Santa gallery.

Jon Stewart will host the Oscars this year. I've got a feeling.

Peppermint Bark is the new confectionery crack.

Demjanjuk? I thought he was dead.

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With the year 2005 coming to a close, a lot of us look back at what goals we set and how we have done. Here was a noble goal for one individual. A quest to drink in 1000 bars during the year. And he's really close to doing it.

Time to make the donuts. In heaven. I was at a Dunkin' this a.m. Got there and the line was out the door. Folks love that coffee.

Scene: It's raining. If you run fast, will you be drier or wetter? Unless it's Noah-like, I always walk.

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The KO of the Year. If you have not seen it, find a tape somewhere. I thought he was dead. Honestly, I thought he was killed. Right there on my HDTV.

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40 Across: Ticklish Muppet (4 letters) Answer: Elmo

I saw "Munich" today. I wasn't overly thrilled with the result. I think it's a fascinating story and they could have done a lot more with it. Eric Bana was really good in it, recovering from his "Hulk" experience. Basically, it was a story where people roamed the earth killing each other, hoping not to get killed. There, I saved you 2 hours and 44 minutes.

Plus, I got to sit near heavy breathing, hacking, talk-out-loud lady. I should have followed the hot chick and her mother (who bitched about the price of the matinee for seniors) to the "Geisha" movie.

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Would you have any qualms about living in a nuthouse? Here's your opportunity.

DVD trends. "Donny and Marie" debut next year. Can't imagine anyone buying that. Check that, I know one person who will buy that.

The Japanese Uncle Joe bowls for 11 hours. Then he doesn't pay.

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The Cavs are starting to get some pub. They are hot right now, but let's see if the defense holds up.

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9 Down: Photographer Adams (5 letters) Answer: Ansel

I had a very nice holiday and was overwhelmed by the generosity of everyone, as I received some very nice and thoughtful gifts. But I think I'm suffering from one of those trends, because I got zero books this year, which was a first. Oh, I'm going to read a book that I discarded as a present idea and I did get to borrow the Godfather revisited book, so I do have plenty to read. Maybe it's tougher to shop for books, I dunno. Regardless I'll look into some purchases.

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There will be an extra second on December 31st. Why it didn't happen right this second, I do not know.

Grapefruit fights gum disease. I miss grapefruit, because I'm not allowed to eat it, per medication.

Kwanzaa begins today. I like the stamps.

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The Indians sign Jason Johnson. Not a bad pitcher, but I think his claim to fame is he's one of the few diabetics in the league. He wears a monitor when he pitches.

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37 Across: Painter Edouard (5 letters) Answer: Manet

With my favorite Christmas song playing in the background, "Grandpa's Last Xmas" by the Vandals, let's sing along:

Mom Says, "Put on your Christmas best."
Grandpa's coming down this year and it might be his last.
Why Mom? You say that every time.
It seems that he's been dying ever since I was nine.
I don't mean no disrespect because he's old and mean.
But how come we invite him when he always makes a scene?

Tell me, Why Does, he hit me with his cane?
And why should I get him a gift if he doesn't know my name?
How come, he always calls me "Kate"
and forgets his dentures on his dinner plate?
This could be Grandpa's last Christmas
That's what Mother said.
This could be Grandpa's last Christmas
And soon he might be dead, so be nice.

What can I say to someone 300 years old?
When he seems so content staring at the jello mold.
Please Mom, let me go out and play
or soon I will go deaf like him from hearing him complain.
I know, his life's been long and hard
but he deserves some quiet and peace in a nice graveyard

Grandpa, I love you just the same
But I know that you won't be happy until you drive us all insane
This could be Grandpa's last Christmas
That's what Mother said.
This could be Grandpa's last Christmas
And soon he might be dead, so be nice.
be nice...to Grandpa...cuz he's old....and he smells,
and he's gonna die soon...be nice to Grandpa
















Merry Christmas!

Randomness from today's Browns home game:

Due to several cancellations for a myriad of reasons, I found myself going solo to today's Browns game. Browns Version 2.3 was coming off an uninspiring win over the Raiders. The opponent: Hated rivals, the Pittsburgh Steelers. Going in, the plan was to see how long I could take it. If it was a good game, I'm in for the duration, if it was a shitty game, I'm out. Quickly. Before the game, I did my version of "Sunday, Bloody Sunday". Except it was Saturday and I had lots of Bloody Marys. I mean lots. So I felt pretty good going to the game.

The weather was highly unusual for December. Sunshine early, a bit overcast. The temperature zooming towards 45 degrees.

The giveaway: The Browns put on the Scrooge hat and gave away nothing.

Not many smells, except that of the Browns defense, offense and special teams.

The Browns are not a very good team. A game like today points that out in spades. The atmosphere was electric before the game. Football is a sport like no other because of the buildup to the start of the game. The Steelers come out and everyone starts booing and then a few Browns come out of the tunnel and you hear these waves of cheers rumbling through the park. It's pretty cool. The Browns then chose to introduce the special teams, which I've always considered a buzzkill. Fans don't get charged up watching the introduction of Mason Unck. Then the game had to start. Aye carumba.

The G.E. Smith Band was in session. The tune in the spotlight was "Jingle Bell Rock".

Tame crowd in Section 345. Although it amazes me that even when we are getting our asses handed to us, Browns fans will continue to shout, "Pittsburgh Sucks", as if it somehow demonstrates superiority.

Best line from a random (I have no idea the context of why this was shouted): "Are you male or female?"

Oddest Browns jersey: 54 ANDRADAVIS with no space between ANDRA and DAVIS.

Best shirt: OK, I laugh when I see Spongebob flipping off people with "Fuck Pittsburgh".

I actually bought a hot dog that wasn't bad.

The Village Idiot, Jeff Tanchak, got his mike problems fixed and wished everyone a "Merry Christmas".

Best Browns play: Still waiting.

Too many Terrible Towels were waving today. Looked like the home crowd dumped lots of tickets to their Steeler brethren.

Best Fan Cam picture: A female holding a sign that read: "My boyfriend is a Steelers fan...so I left him at home."

Worst stat: The Browns had 22 yards in the first half.

2nd worst stat: The Browns attempted to throw on first down on five of their first six possessions.

3rd worse stat: The Browns offense totalled 178 yards, while the defense gave up 457.

The Browns suffered an old fashioned ass whuppin' today. If there was a bright spot, I failed to see it. The Browns lose an ugly one, 41-0, go to 5-10, and wrap up the season next week with the home finale against the Ravens. BTW, I left at halftime and arrived in front of my HDTV to see Willie Parker bust one up the middle for 80 yards.

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Bin Laden's niece is in GQ. The result: A very funny Fark thread.

You knew that Christmas sales were disappointing, didn't you? The Browns can't stop the run and Christmas sales are always disappointing.

Mariah Carey ties Elvis Presley with her 17th No. 1 single. Doesn't seem right.

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Mark Cuban has a statistical analysis of back-to-back games in the NBA. Needless to say, most teams are not very good in Game 2.

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14 Down: TV financial advisor Suze (5 letters) Answer: Orman

I absolutely love eggplant. I had some last night after the CSU game at Giovanna's and once again, it was outstanding. We got there 5 minutes before the kitchen closed and in the nick of time, got served. Can't say enough about it.

CSU beat on John Carroll last night, as they should. When you have a Division I versus Division III matchup, a pounding should take place. And it did. CSU won, 84-53.

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Chan Ho Park in compromising positions. Seriously, Chan Ho Park in compromising positions. Gots to love the Internets.

Sure, it's sophomoric, and yes, it's juvenile. But they found more rings around Uranus.

Is George Bush drinking again? Here's the proof, so to say.

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Johnny Damon goes to the Yanks. I'm guessing he wasn't Jesus after all, but more of a Judas. I am a little surprised at the reaction though. It is tough to turn down that kind of money. However, the Yankees just signed a 32-year old centerfielder who can't throw. This has shades of the slide of Bernie Williams all over it.

On another note, Elrod Hendricks passed away on Wednesday. This is just a beautifully written tribute to the guy.

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24 Down: '80s "This Old House" host (4 letters) Answer: Vila

We went to the Winking Lizard for lunch today. They had all sorts of signs around for something called Navan. Of course, we started referring to it as "Navin", as in Navin R. Johnson. Anyhow, the waitress decided that we deserved a sample.

It's not for me. I found it a bit nutty. Probably would taste well over some ice cream, but not to spend all night sipping.

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Christopher Hitchens rips on Christmas. He refers to reindeer as "that plague species". I love that guy.

Bobby Brown tells everyone that Santa Claus doesn't exist. Then he changes his mind and says, "I'm Santa Claus."

Terry Pluto checks in with a personal Christmas story. Lump-in-throat time.

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We all know who's birthday it is on Sunday. Why it's Ed Hochuli, of course.

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51 Down: Hall of Fame quarterback Baugh (5 letters) Answer: Sammy

I need to visit the Target in Kent more often. I was investigating a panic buy situation, because I really liked the looks of this wool coat I had seen in the Parma store about a month ago. I thought I'd stroll over to the Kent store at lunch, when it wasn't so crowded to see if they had one there. Well, they did and it was the last one. I didn't want to hide the coat in a different section, and I convinced myself to buy it now and not wait until after Christmas.

So, where do end I up? Of course, in a line. At the Express checkout, of all places. All of a sudden, this Target worker (I think she was the head cashier) sees me in line and proceeds to give me the heavy flirt. Right there in the Target. She insists that I keep the hanger for the coat (whoa, that's a first) and then tells me they don't have any garment bags, but proceeds to find something for me. She gets this large bag and expertly pokes a hole (OK, author embellishment) in the middle for the hanger I get to keep. Then she says, wow, this coat looks great. She sees how much it costs and then tells me what a great deal it was, that if I had gone to Nordstrom or Kaufmann's, I would have paid a ton more, but that the quality there was just as good. That it'll look good on me and on and on.

I'm still in line, because while all this was going on, the dude in front of me finished, but they had to take this woman who had bought all of her stuff before, but must have needed a new price for a Mr. Coffee. The cashier asked if I would let her go ahead of me and I said sure. And this new transaction takes forever, because we are standing, obviously, in the Express checkout line. Just then, my new friend reappears on the other side of the conveyor, grabs my wrist and mouths the words, "I am so-o-o-o sorry."

So, I have to go back. I mean, it is the store where I buy my underwear, so I guess I'll wear my new coat and buy a pack.

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It's not Pink Floyd, but David Gilmour hits the road.

Graphics of all the uniforms worn by Gaylord Perry in his Hall of Fame career. He was with the Tribe during the blood clot era.

Macworld is coming soon. And that means more Apple rumors this time of year.

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Hey, Cleveland State won another game yesterday. My Dad and I attended the overtime thriller (not really) between CSU and the vaunted Wolverines of Utah Valley State. I think the depth of CSU helped as Utah Valley kinda got worn down in the second half, by not using the bench too much. But the Vikings made a nice 13-point comeback to tie it at the buzzer and then jumped ahead in overtime to hang on for the win.

The coach of Utah Valley was Dick Hunsaker, not known as a gentle guy. You may remember him from the Ball State glory days in the early '90s. After the game, he was really yelling at some CSU officials by the scoring table. Not sure what his beef was, but I thought he might of come to blows, if not watched. There was an absolutely horrible non-call late in the game that CSU was not whistled for, so maybe that was it.

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33 Down: Former U.N. leader Hammarskjold (3 letters) Answer: Dag

Jeezy creezy, is it cold today. I happened to see the Falcons-Bears game from Chicago last night and it was bitterly cold there, as well. The Falcons coach, Jim Mora, Jr., did not have a hat or gloves on. All I could think of was his poor mother screaming at the TV, "Where's your hat? It's freezing outside." No time to be macho.

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Pete Doherty got arrested again. He has a long way to go to rival Henry Earl, who looks like he may spend the holidays in jail. Once more.

Woody Allen dismisses his own work as "mediocre". I think that's a mite self-critical.

Dick Cheney crawls out of his spider hole and visits Iraq. Things must be going well regarding security over there (he says facetiously), because they didn't even tell the Prime Minister that Cheney was coming. I guess the guy walks in and Cheney yells "Surprise!"

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F1 champ Fernando Alonso moves to McLaren for 2007. He's 24, already a champ, and he'll make millions on the deal. Life is good.

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7 Down: Ward of "Sisters" (4 letters) Answer: Sela

I saw "King Kong" today the way it should be. At 10:05 a.m. on a Sunday morning, because the crowd is scarce, you can take in a bagel for breakfast, and sit on the aisle to take the inevitable bathroom break during this three-hour epic. And still have lots of the day to do stuff. BTW, the trailers seemed to be for all the movies that debut in May 2006. Anyhow, "Kong" was really, really good, one of the best of the year. And you get to call him a big ape a lot, as well.

I'm not sure the kiddies can take it, because you get a lot of attacks by dinosaurs, bats, really creepy crawlers, and your typical man-eating worms, etc. And the natives are restless, as they usually are in a jungle picture. Of course, one character was reading "Heart of Darkness" and I swear I saw Martin Sheen lurking in the background ready to take down Marlon Brando. At least, I think it was him. So, it is a bit intense, at times. But it is a great ride. Do not, I repeat, do not make reservations for Skull Island. I know the brochures talk a good game, but only if you wanna remake "Run Lola Run" while you're there.

Fine performances by everyone. Jack Black (keeps shirt on) and Adrien Brody (takes shirt off) are terrific. And Naomi Watts is photographed so beautifully in this movie, it's scary. I can't recall the last time I saw an actress whose beauty was captured like that. Stunning. And she runs. A lot. Supporting cast is great, especially Kyle Chandler and the crew on the boat. Definitely worth viewing on the big screen.

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Time picks three Persons of the Year. Make up your mind.

Cellphone usage while driving is on the increase. I know I didn't grow up with the technology, but way too many people, self included, do not pay attention while talking on the road. But there isn't a whole lot we can do about it.

Really Bad Santas rampage Auckland. Hey, isn't there an opening at Great Northern Mall?

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The Browns blow a draft pick by beating Oakland today, 9-7. I'm all for the Browns winning, but this win could drop us from around 6th to about 13th for next year's draft pick. Not much to say, as it was a typical game between two 4-9 teams. The Browns didn't average theee yards a rush and we gave up (ahem) another 100-yard rusher in Lamont Jordan. But an early missed field goal and a blocked field goal late in the game helped keep the Browns in it. Then Charlie Frye engineered a drive for the winning field goal with no time left. Sounds like it should have been exciting, but it really was a dull game.

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None, it's a "King Kong" of a Sunday.

Man, what a busy day today. I had to get off my ass and actually do some live Christmas shopping, which means visiting malls and other establishments I don't particularly like spending time at. I was fairly successful obtaining items, so it wasn't all bad. But when you always end up behind "Clueless" and "Numbnuts" while traversing the landscape, I don't like it very much.

The hardest part was getting going. Because last night was the annual Alesci's Chrsitmas party. And that typically ends up with me being a pile in the morning. But for some reason I got a head start on piledom, as I felt I achieved that last night. And I had to blame the Jello shots, because Canada was unavailable. Del was handing them out, so I guess they were "Dello" shots. They had red ones and green ones. I took a shining to the green ones and later mixed in some reds. I believe it was 6-2 in favor of the greens. Only later in the evening was I told that the greens were tequila and the reds vodka. I am not particularly fond of tequila. This exercise reinforced that. Combined with bourbon and some of those vodka-soaked cherries, I was um, oh, what's the word? Inebriated.

Best line of the party: "Yeah, I finally got my girlfriend to leave me. You'd think by me drinkin' massive amounts of alcohol and smokin' lots of pot, it would have given her a hint."

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Polar bears are drowning because of warmer temperatures. Hasselhoff gets the call.

The top grossing tours of 2005. Of course, U2 is first with the Rolling Stones close.

Bush says he'll continue to eavesdrop, because he wants people to remain scared. And that means they'll accept anything. Just put the terrorist label on it, and it's all good.

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Don't look now, but the Patriots are back. They have become the team you do not want to play in the playoffs.

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18 Across: Manager who won five straight World Series (12 letters) Answer: Casey Stengel

Went to lunch today at the local Chinese restaurant close to where I work. It's the standard-issue buffet place where someone dips the white rice shovel onto their plate that already has sauce on it, then proceeds to put that shovel back in the rice maker, so everyone avoids the rice that has the sauce on it. You know, like burrowing down one side of a jar of peanut butter. It's a place where we ask the waitress if they have Pezzy or Coke. The kind of place that has "Mustar Sauce" for your egg rolls. Need I say more?

Why, yes and I will. It was the first time the check came without any fortune cookies. I've always felt that some company made the fortune cookie delivery say, in 1962, and stocked enough until the year 3000 and beyond. So, we were very surprised we came up empty. What is the proper etiquette? We started looking at other tables to see if they stumbled upon the same fate. Do you ask the staff and risk some ancient Chinese secret about fortune cookie inquiries? Do you not leave your table, hoping they recognize their mistake? Do you continually order more Pezzy, or in this case, Coke?

Trust me, it's very difficult to leave without knowing what my 5 newest lucky numbers were or what the Chinese word for lampshade is.

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It seemed like a good name at the time.

I have nothing to do with this site. Although, I am very much in touch with the concept.

No, I've never been spirited away to faraway lands and galaxies, even while listening to early Rush albums. But if I was taken away, I would really cherish this gift.

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The largest steroid bust ever took place the other day. Lots of people arrested. Raffy Palmiero seen pointing a finger.

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38 Down: Mayberry boy (4 letters) Answer: Opie

A tip of the hat to the folks at Scene and the Free Times for getting their respective editions online much sooner than they had been. Sometimes I can't get a hardcopy and I was getting irritated that the online version was old news (Free Times, especially) by the time I'd get to it. The last several weeks they have been online quickly.

Having said that, the Free Times wasted a lot of ink with the cover story on Vonda Ward. Let me say I am one of the dying breed who actually watches fights on TV. And I've seen some live events, as well. I saw Ward fight two years ago at the Gund, and she was awful. Oh, she had some sort of belt that was sanctioned by God knows who, but that was strictly because of her competition or lack thereof. I don't like awful bouts and unfortunately for female boxing, almost all of the bouts are subpar.

If she ever fights Laila Ali, I'd watch, but I just can't see that being an even match. And I'm a guy who supports the locals, but in this case, it's tough to do.

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Jimmy Page gets an OBE for charity work. For a treat, listen to Zeppelin's older stuff to remember what a virtuoso he was.

We know about the shortage of nurses in the US. But we tend to overlook the lack of school nurses.

Lots of controversy surrounds free Wi-Fi for New Orleans. BellSouth allegedly withdrew an offer to house police HQ in one of their buildings, because of the competition. This is one of the few services that the city can activate quickly, unlike basic gas, water and electricity functions.

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The story of the Redskins' Antonio Brown and why he was blowing all those kisses to the crowd when he scored the other day. An unbelievable example of perseverance.

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17 Across: Shortstop who won 13 Gold Glove Awards (10 letters) Answer: Ozzie Smith (not Omar, who has 12 letters and 10 Gold Gloves)

I started to catch up on some Christmas stuff this week, because I felt I had been falling behind. I made my online blitz last night, so hopefully the packages get here on time. It's tough to get going, because we are busy at work trying to finish some things before the holidays. But I have to get my out of town cards sent out soon, so I have to make time for that.

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The best of the 2005 Newspaper Corrections. Some of these are pretty choice.

Add Bob Dylan to the list of XM Satellite Radio show hosts. I wonder if we'll be able to understand him.

A large shareholder wants Wendy's to spin off some brands, including Tim Horton's and Baja Fresh. Nelson Peltz has a strong track record and they should probably listen to him.

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Today is the anniversary of the NBA's highest-scoring game in its history. OK, it took 3 overtimes, but a combined 370 points is amazing. The stat sheet has some incredible numbers. Only 2 three-pointers were made. Detroit had only 13 turnovers. Kelly Tripucka tosses in 35 and he's the FIFTH highest scorer in the game.

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1 Across: Hemingway sobriquet (4 letters) Answer: Papa

OK, I think the weather folks missed this snow forecast today. One to two inches tonight was actually about 4 or 5 inches today. They haven't been very accurate lately. They can shove Doppler up their collective ass as far as I'm concerned. Thank goodness, it was fluffy. There were kids strolling around asking if they could shovel, I told them maybe next time. I figured while I was already out, I might as well continue.

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I'm not sure if you are aware that editorial cartoonists are a dying breed in this country. The Tribune Co. has jettisoned some cartoonists lately. Today was "Black Ink Monday", whereby a bunch of cartoonists drew their opinion on the matter.

The scoop on the Paramount-Dreamworks deal. Hard to figure out what it all means.

Angelina Jolie's lesbian lover says Ange will never be a housewife. And who's asking her to do that anyhow?

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I cannot fathom Roger Clemens returning to the Red Sox. I'd say that ain't gonna happen.

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18 Down: Composer Jerome and others (5 letters) Answer: Kerns

I survived the U2 concert last night at Quicken Loans Arena. I thought it was a great show. I guess the question is was it worth $175 a ticket? I'd have to answer in the affirmative. I mean we spent the money for the show so long ago, you forget you even had it. You could carve out tickets to several other shows for that same price, but I've been seeing that band for so long, you have to go. Others are fanatical about Springsteen, I guess U2 is it for me.

The show had the same setup as last time where they have a ramp that encircles the folks in front of the stage. Same video setup up top where each band member is filmed almost exclusively on four screens. And Dan Gilbert does not hesitate to pay the heating bill at the Q, because it was kinda hot in there. And I'd say the average age of the attendees skewed older.

The setlist had a mix of the old and the new, with emphasis on some Beatles covers. I though it offered enough for any newbies out there, while satisfying the old-timers. It was a very gratifying show and I'll probably pay a record price the next time they show up.

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The death of Richard Pryor brings back lots of memories. I haven't seen his concert films lately, but I was fortunate to see them in the theater so many years ago. Truly one of the funniest and most influential comedians of our time.

I absolutely loved one of his bits from the live films. It's the one where the mean dog who lives next to Pryor decides to cut Richard some slack because he sees that he's down. So when the dog goes back to his house, he turns around and tells Richard to not get the wrong impression, he'd be back after his ass tomorrow. Very funny. The kids today don't know it, but he was a genius.

Why the music industry doesn't like saving songs off a satellite receiver. Thought I'd reference this instead of the constant stream of "Stern goes to satellite radio" articles.

Sydney comes up with a new twist on racial unrest. Beach riots!

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All you can say about the Browns game today was that the food was good. Crabcakes, yes! They did play a competitive game, but there were three things that cast doubt on the coaching staff again.
For one series that Reuben Droughns sat out, Maurice Carthon called for three straight passes, resulting in a three and out. With one second remaining in the first half, with the ball on the Browns 45, Frye took a knee. Should have been a Hail Mary, you may get a penalty. The timeout taken after the Browns had escaped without having a charged timeout (because of an injury on what was subsequently ruled an incomplete pass) in the final minute of the game was unbelievable. So much time had elapsed during a booth replay and Leigh Bodden being tended to, the strategy should have been determined.

Two penalties on Bodden in the last minute didn't help. First one was highly questionable. The second looked like Bodden pushed Chad Johnson within the 5-yard zone, but the ball was in the air. The Browns, edging further up the draft order, lose 23-20.

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None, it's Sunday.

Ended up at the Old Angle last night. All of a sudden, we were transported back to a late 70's music festival. The sad fact is most of that music was terrible, but I knew lots of the words. Too many of the words, I'd say. I think the most godawful song had to be "You Make Me Feel Like Dancin'" by Leo Sayer. What a goof that guy was. I think he had a couple of other hits like "Long Tall Glasses" and "When I Need You", which I thought I had completely erased from my memory.

Now that I think of it, "Undercover Angel" was equally as bad. And I think that went to Number One. Ugh. I'd bet that Merv Griffin sang that on his show. Of course, after "On and On" for the 500th time.

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Killing time while waiting for U2 this evening, I went to see "Jesus is Magic", Sarah Silverman's movie. I really wasn't offended by anything she said, but I wish they had filmed only her stand-up act. The performance pieces they mixed in were a bit lacking, to be kind. The film was only 72 minutes long and had severe padding going on. But she is funny. Definitely a "wait for cable" effort.

The US is still alone when it comes to the Kyoto Protocol. Global warming aside, I've been really cold lately.

If you ever wondered about bunny suicides, here is your answer. Ingenious little creatures.

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An excellent piece on the resignation of Gary Barnett, the Colorado football coach. If the previous administration had any backbone, he would have been out well before these last two losses.

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7 Down: His epitaph reads "That's all folks!" (8 letters) Answer: Mel Blanc

I noticed the brewers of Iron City Beer (not a favorite of mine) filed for bankruptcy. They hadn't paid their water and sewer bills since 1996. I don't know how these companies, let alone individuals, can go that long without meeting their obligations. Obviously, I can see a few payments here and there, but nine years? Anmazing.

A couple of months ago, Marion Berry entered a plea of guilty of not paying taxes since 1999. Taxes! And he got re-elected last year. I guess it eventually catches up with you, but that's unbelievable.

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Another addictive game. This one is of the holiday variety. It's called Speedy Santa. My best was 9.716.

This "Rocky Guy" made me laugh. The weigh-in at the market is too much.

Christopher Robin becomes the new Roebuck. Replaced by a six-year old girl. "Pooh, promise you'll never forget me, ever." Maybe he turned 101.

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The scoop on MLB's winter meetings. The Tribe gets Paul Byrd. Meh. Wickman comes back for his farewell tour and that's OK. We gotta get another bat.

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48 Across: He coached Kentucky to 876 victories (4 letters) Answer: Rupp

I compiled the finishing touches on this year's Christmas CD, "The Whoville Mix". I think I've got some pretty good stuff on it. So, if you want to know I've been listening to lately, here it is:

Santa Claus Is Comin' To Town/Bruce Springsteen (gulp!)
Santa Lost a Ho/The Christmas Jug Band
Happy Xmas (War is Over)/The Alarm
Lonely Christmas Eve/Ben Folds
Let's Make a Baby King/New Grass Revival
Baby, It's Cold Outside/Carmen McRae and Sammy Davis,Jr.
Santa's Messin' With the Kid/Lynyrd Skynyrd
Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer/Jack Johnson
Sock It To Me Santa/Bob Seger
Jingle Bells/Diana Krall
Must Be Santa/Brave Combo
Sleigh Ride/Los Straitjackets
Is Zat You, Santa Claus?/Big Bad Voodoo Daddy
Toy Sack/Bob Rivers (Think "Love Shack")
Just Call Me Scrooge/Fishbone
Snoopy's Christmas/Smash Mouth
Merry Christmas (I Don't Want To Fight Tonight)/The Ramones
It's Christmas Time Again/Gridlock
Merry Merry Merry Frickin' Christmas/Frickin' A
Christmas Baby, Please Come Home/Jon Bon Jovi (double gulp!)
Fairytale of New York/The Pogues and Kristy MacColl
Christmas Is the Time to Say I Love You/SR-71
Twelve Days of Xmas/Relient K

I like them all, but that Pogues lyric, where Kristy sings "You're a bum, You're a punk.", and Shane replies with "You're an old slut on junk." really puts you in the holiday spirit.

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Greyhounds are cool.

It seems like the mentions of Pearl Harbor Day are less and less as more of the vets of the Big One die off. And that's a damn shame.

Ricky Gervais has a podcast on Guardian Unlimited. Give it a listen.

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The Padres re-sign Trevor Hoffman. It might be Danny Baez coming back in a trade to solve the closer problem. Oops, I just found out Wickman signed up for one more year with the Indians. I gotta believe he told Shapiro that he was gonna give it a go for one more year and if the Tribe needed a longer commitment from someone else, he was cool with that.

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68 Across: Lott of Mississippi (5 letters) Answer: Trent

I took my new toy, the Tao XM2Go out for a test ride tonight and didn't end up in a ditch. I strolled over to the bank and it worked pretty well. Stuck it in my pocket and had no sound breaks at all. The signal was pretty strong outdoors and I even got to sing with Aimee Mann on the way back. I like it.

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"No justice, no peace" results in a Stevie Wonder appearance at the Super Bowl pre-game. The sad truth is most of the Motown greats are gone and the remaining acts are shells of the originals.

Uh-oh. Gazza's in trouble. Again.

The New Oxford American Dictionary picks podcast as word of the year.

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Tie Domi's Fight Card. It only goes back to 2000 (why?), but does contain some obvious names that Domi traded punches with. Like Berube, Brashear and Barnaby. Not that Barnaby, I'm talking about the hockey player.

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39 Across: Actress Basinger (3 letters) Answer: Kim

Randomness from yesterday's Browns home game:

My cousin Ron was the day's special guest. Browns Version 2.3 was coming off a putrid performance against the Vikings, but this game marked the debut of Charlie Frye as the starting QB. The opponent: The Jacksonville Jaguars. The last time they visited was in 2001 for "Bottlegate". I also had Bloody Marys before I went to confession that day, but that's a story for another time.

The weather was typically December. A clipper blew in about 4-6 inches of fluffy snow in the a.m. It was cold and not that windy. Plenty of sunshine late in the day.

The giveaway: Finally, a freebie! The local Chevy dealers ponied up some cash and supplied all of us with brown Santa hats.

Not many smells, because of the cold.

The Browns defense did them in yesterday. Charlie Frye did pretty well with the vanilla offense they gave him. It seemed we were stuck in a pattern of 1st and 2nd down runs and 3rd down passes. Frye and Braylon Edwards have some sort of weird connection. I don't know what it is, but they match up extremely well in the passing game, and Edwards had two TDs. Defense played pretty well in the first half, awful in the third quarter, and OK at the end. Orpheus Roye dominated his man all day. The killer was David Garrard running for 28 yards on a 3rd-and-19 to kill any chance at a win. He's a QB and we didn't have a spy on him. What were they thinking?

The G.E. Smith Band may have been there. But I have an Adidas winter hat that blocks out all G.E. Smith-related noise, so I'm a bit sketchy on that one.

Tame crowd in Section 345. Except for the two guys who proudly wore Jacksonville jerseys and were hit with quite a few snowballs.

Best line from me (after Ron called the Back Judge an asshole): "Why, that would be Mr. Asshole to you." Several people laughed at that. Not sure why. I'll be here all week, try the veal.

Best line from a random (at the end of the first quarter, apparently his first game): "Is it halftime?"

Oddest Browns jersey: Not many visible jerseys. But two rows in front of me, an adult was wearing a Looney Tunes jacket. I love Looney Tunes, but it looked out of place on an adult.

Best shirt: "Hines Ward is a little bitch" b/w "Puck Fittsburgh".

No in-game purchases for me. I shared a couple of beers with Ron and by God, he brought in a flask containing Crown Royal. Happy days.

The Village Idiot, Jeff Tanchak, had microphone problems for his bit. Tech crew needs to get on that. There are two games left! "It's cold, people."

Best Browns play: I think Braylon Edwards second TD was nice. The defender fell down and Frye zipped one in there on a post pattern for six points.

Not many boas, but lots of people sported that giveaway on their heads.

Best Fan Cam picture: I liked the two guys who were dressed as super-sized "Charlie's Fryes".

Worst stat: Cannot stress it enough. Garrard for a 28-yard run on a third-and-19 with 2:09 left. Insert dagger.

2nd worst stat: I believe the Browns ran 11 times on first down in the first half. Somehow that translated to a 14-3 lead.

3rd worse stat: The Browns rushed for 3.1 per attempt.

The Browns played an OK game. Roye was outstanding and Frye was good. Droughns had 89 yards, but didn't average three a carry. We also gave up a 100-yard rusher and let another backup QB, Garrard, beat us. And Edwards ripped up us knee, so that kinda sucked. The Browns lose 20-14, go to 4-8, and visit the dreaded Bengals next week.

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John Lennon's death was preceded by some unfortunate events that caused him to be DOA. We were watching "Monday Night Football" when Cosell broke the news.

Tom Delay had his conspiracy charge tossed out. But they kept the money laundering charges open. And that means he doesn't get his leadership position back. He'll just have to suck on it and like it.

All of the Westin hotels have banned smoking. That covers the USA, Canada and the Caribbean.

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The bowl winners and losers in the matchups. Oregon took a huge hit.

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19 Across: Michael of "A Fish Called Wanda" (5 letters) Answer: Palin

Went to Crazy Rita's in Lakewood last night. Walk in and who's playing? Why, it's Zoo Station, the local U2 cover band. They were pretty good, but the crowd was virtually ignoring them. I believe I heard the singer say after one song, which garnered zip reaction, "Are you frozen shut?" I must say, it was awfully cold outside. Very biting. And typically wintry.

Food there is pretty good. With a chip order, you can sample all of their salsas, which isn't a bad deal, because it prevents the chance of making a mistake by ordering something not so good. Lots of TVs, too. It's in the old Pickle Bill's on Detroit.

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While being absolutely bored in line at Giant Eagle, I counted at least five gossip rags that had Simpson and Lachey on their covers. All I got from their shows was he didn't have much talent and she was dumb.

I got to see "Santa Claus is Comin' to Town" last night while drinking. Burgermeister Meisterburger is still a tough S.O.B., but that Winter Warlock sure melted easily, didn't he? And why a penguin as a henchman? He certainly can't carry anything. I'm surprised it debuted in 1970. I thought it was older.

I guess "Aeon Flux" is bad. But headline writers are having a field day: "Acid re "Flux", "future schlock", "Flux sucks"' "Empty-Headed Failure" and "exercise in stupidity". Wow.

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I don't have anything sports related, so let's drop in on "Overheard in New York". At Least She Said, "Please"? reminds me of that time a guy flipped out at Quizno's because they kept asking the usual questions. His reply, "JUST THE SANDWICH."

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38 Down: 1985 A.L. home run champ Evans (7 letters) Answer: Darrell

I went to the Cleveland State game with my Dad last night. They claimed there were 1330 people in attendance, but with LeBron playing down the street, I don't think that was accurate. It was one of the worst games I've seen up close. Cleveland State had a stretch in the first half where they did not score for over 8 minutes (and yet only trailed by 4!), then followed that basket with another 2-minute stretch of silence.

Central Michigan had the worst offensive display imaginable. No inside game and a perimeter game that was horrid. Central attempted only 14 shots in the first half, because of double-digit turnovers. Then they shot 22% in the second half. Yikes.

Hey, I'm happy CSU beat a Division I team for a change. They won, 56-43. But the popcorn was awful and my pretzel lacked the basic qualities of what a pretzel should contain. Boy, I have a dilemma next week. Watching CSU-Albany or going to U2.

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The Top 50 Independent Films. There are some great ones on this list. Glad to see personal fave "Stranger Than Paradise" made it. The scenes capturing the quintessential Cleveland winter make you cold just by viewing them. "Reservoir Dogs" is a deserving Number One.

You can make environmentally responsible choices when it comes to buying fish or dining out. It is the "Seafood Wallet Card". And I knew grouper would be in the red. Damn.

Here is a guy who humps things. Enough said.

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I cannot win with the sports teams I root for. The Boston Bruins have made me angry by trading Joe Thornton, their captain. They still haven't forgiven this guy for the Montreal playoff in 2004 and I'm not sure they wanted him back after the strike. They gave him a three-year deal instead of five, because in the end, it was easier to move him. They won tonight and for the sake of the front office, they better win more.

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16 Across: Actress Lindsay (5 letters) Answer: Lohan